Authors' Note: Okay, so this is the last chapter ;(. We know how heartbroken you all are. No, not really. Anyway, enjoy! Please Review!

Chapter 10: The Aftermath of Everything, Otherwise Known as Epilogue

Stefan and Damon hurriedly shoved Joy's body off a cliff. Then, they ran back to the Grill and joined the others.

"Well, what happened?" asked Sherman.

"Nothing. We just took Joy to her rightful place," Damon explained, wearing his trademark smirk.

"By which my brother means, a mental hospital," added Stefan hurriedly.

"Yeah, sure. Anyway, you can all go home now," said Damon. The other siblings slowly exited the Grill, laughing and talking about what had happened.

"Did you see the tires explode?" said Peter to Aidan excitedly. "It was amazing!" His twin nodded enthusiastically.

"Here's my number, Damon," Lydia said, batting her eyelashes and giggling.

"You're married! " Liz reminded her, laughing.

"Not for long," giggled Lydia playfully. They walked out together. On the way they encountered Caroline and Minnie.

"Oh, my God! What have you done to her!" shrieked Lydia. Melinda was still wearing vampire fangs.

"It was so fun, Mommy!" exclaimed Minnie cheerfully. "Caroline let me play with her makeup, and then Caroline's boyfriend Tyler Lockwood came over. He was so much fun! I gave him a haircut! and then I took a nap, and when I woke up, Caroline and Tyler were making out. It was so romantic! And best of all, Mommy, I'm a vampire!"

"He's not my boyfriend," said Caroline hastily. "And in my defense, I didn't tell her anything about vampires."

"She's turning into one of those Twilight freaks!" Lydia wailed, with tears in her eyes.

Meanwhile, Peter and Aidan walked up to Minnie and attempted to flirt with her.

"Hey, I'm Peter," he said, smoothing his hair. "And if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." Aidan shoved him out of the way.

"Be quiet, Peter. And girl, I must say, my love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in," he said smoothly, expecting her to swoon.

"Boys are icky," said Minnie, tossing her hair. "Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. I want a man." With that, she sauntered out dramatically.

"You scared her away!" they each accused. Whatever short-term friendship they might have had was gone, and they returned to arguing, until their mom showed up and threatened to give them a time out.

Herman and Sherman also left. "I like corn," said Herman, after a moment of silence had passed. "Do you like corn?"

"I like radishes better, but corn's okay," said Sherman. The two looked at each other for a moment, and then started laughing, because apparently, it was a long-forgotten inside joke.

Cerulean and Apocalypse passed by, and thought about their other sister, Bellatrix.

"So you seriously taught her how to build that underground pressure system?" asked Apocalypse after a while.

"Yeah," admitted Cerulean.

"I gotta admit, she kind of deserved Juvy. After all, she did destroy your Starlight Fairy Barbie."

"She did that?" exclaimed Cerulean. "I always thought that was you, so I destroyed your teddy bear in revenge!"

"That's why you killed Mrs. Cotton Candy?" asked Apocalypse, shocked. "And Nutcracker Barbie?"

"I didn't do anything to Nutcracker Barbie. What—Oooooh, that's right! I always meant to tell you, Bellatrix did that! She dunked the doll's head in the toilet and dried its hair with toilet paper, and said she was 'helping'."

"Her hair was never the same," sighed Apocalypse. "So Bellatrix is really the cause of all our problems."

"Huh. We're never bailing her out of juvy. Or prison."

"Agreed."

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There was a thumping noise coming from inside the closet. They had forgotten Matt.

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Alaric woke up. Where the hell was he? He was surrounded by different colored houses. Suddenly, he remembered how Damon had left him on the sidewalk after leaving a bar. The guy was a total dick.

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Joy was suddenly jerked back to life. The vampire blood had done its trick. And so had her plan. Joy was once a vampire hunter, who then wanted to be one. But no one would turn her, because apparently she was annoying. So she was forced to kill one, and drink his blood. To complete the transformation, she could have killed herself. But it was wayyyy more fun to annoy the hell out of people until they killed her. Joy was a vampire now.

End of Story.

Authors' Note: We would just like to say a final thank you to those who reviewed. It really motivated us to keep going. However, I feel we need to distinguish what is and isn't real about the two of us. (You don't have to bother reading this, but here it is, just in case you were wondering) We aren't actually twins, and our names aren't Cerulean and Apocalypse (Those are just pennames. We didn't feel comfortable using our actual names). Our younger sister is not in juvy and her name isn't Bellatrix. (We got the name from the Harry Potter series. Bellatrix is her favorite Death Eater). Cerulean did own a Starlight Fairy Barbie, which Bellatrix destroyed. Apocalypse also owns a Nutcracker Barbie, which Bellatrix also destroyed in the manner we stated earlier (She was quite destructive as a small child). Apocalypse also has a teddy bear called Mrs. Cotton Candy, but she never had her head torn off and is happily married to Apocalypse's other bear, Blizzard (I was seven, shut up). Anyway, thank you so much for reading. Please review!

~Cerulean and Apocalypse