A/N: So, I know this took me FOREVS to update, but.. I got busy. I had to skip Stage Fighting in terms of this, because I could'nt figure out how to transfer that to a Facebook format. But I'm doing Jade dumps Beck next, already half-written, and it's really fun. That should be up by Thanksgiving. Or for those who don't live in the US, three weeks from now. Hopefully sooner. I'm not good with this. Oh, yeah, as usual, I amped up the Tandre. I'm just mildly, and the point of view is Tori's News Feed and Notifications, for the most part. That's who it means when it says "You".
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or Facebook
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Tori Vegacreated a group.
People to help me figure out Trina's birthweek present!
Tori Vega added Cat Valentine, Andre Harris, Robbie Shapiro, Jade West,and Beck Oliverto the group.
Andre Harris: birthweek? Shouldnt it be birthDAY?
Tori Vega: well trina thinks that a day isn't enough to celebrate, so she makes us celebrate her the whole wk.
And if i don't find an ah-mazing prezzie, shes gonna be pissed at me for like, 6 months.
Andre Harris. O.o. Well how bout some cheese?
Jade West: I don't care.
Robbie Shapiro: I think some scented lotion would be nice.
Tori Vega: I am not giving Trina* cheese* for her b-wk. OR lotion. But i found this cool helmet!
Jade West: no one wants a helmet.
Andre Harris: surprisingly, I agree with Jade.
Beck Oliver: yeah, i dont think a helmet would be a good present.
Tori Vega: grrr :O
Trina Vegashared a link:
/boots /marissa /plum .html
I WANT THESE SO BADDDD
Tori Vega-André Harris
Dude! Did u see the boots Trina posted about?
André Harris: no, i really dont keep myself updated on Trina's posts. I mean,its probably in my news feed
somewhere.
Tori Vega: i gots them for trina
André Harris: theyre cool shoes.o.O
Tori Vega: BOOTS.
Tori Vega uploaded a picture:
Caption: The new Fuzzini boots I got for Trina's b-wk! 3
Trina Vega uploaded a picture:
Caption: the new Fuzzini boots I got on sale! 3
2 comments
Tori Vega: Grrr!
Trina Vega: don't be jelly, Tori, you can borrow them...when I'm dead!
Andre Harris posted on Tori Vega's wall: I CANT BELIEVE YOU HIT ME!
Tori Vega: you called them shoes!
Andre Harris: they are!
Tori Vega: and I am NOT buying trina cheese!
Tori Vega: I STILL HAVE NO BIRTHWEEK PRESENT FOR TRINA!
André Harris: Why don't you write a song?
Tori Vega: yeah, right. Idk how to write a song!
André Harris: well, you have a friend who knows how to write a song and is willing to help.
Tori Vega: omg I love you André Harris. Platonically.
André Harris: the feeling is mutual, mamacita. ;) So. What's the first word that comes to your mind when you think of Trina
Tori Vega: err...crazy o.O but i luv her anyways. I kinda have to.
André Harris: have u told her that lately.
Tori Vega:er...no?
André Harris: lol kk. Im comin over to let u listen.
Tori Vega: yay!
..
Tori Vega: OMFG André Harrisjust wrote the best song EVER ekrjfklsndhfykdmf ngrjekwis I WILL LOVE U FOREVA!
André Harris:haha ur welcome
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Robbie Shapiro- Cat Valentine: hey cat u wanna go mini golfing?
Cat Valentine: omg yay! Yes!
Robbie Shapiro: cool, cuz Tori Vega refused to go
Tori Vega: srry, i dont* do* mini golf
Rex Powers: id* do* u ;)
Tori Vega: sick bastard
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Cat Valentine updated her status
Cat Valentine: THIS ISNT mini GOLF, Robbie.
Rex Powers likes this.
Robbie Shapiro: i no, im srry. Well go after this
Cat Valentine: BUT YOUR GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME UGLY. And i love red. Thats so mean to hate on red.
Robbie Shapiro: ur not ugly. Just...let me fix the problem and well go mini golfing. Promise.
Cat Valentine: ...KK. But im still mad at you
Robbie Shapiro: fine
Tori Vega: Is about to perform Trina's birthweek prezzie :) thank u André Harris.
Andre Harris: Knock em dead
Andre Harrisuploaded a new video "You're the Reason."
Trina Vega: Tori Vegagot me no prezzie.
Tori Vega: ME AND ANDRE WROTE THAT SONG, I PERFORMED IT
Trina Vega: can i wear the song? Can i eat it? Can I shove it in anyones face to make them jealous?
Tori Vega: no,but still.:(
Trina Vega:then its not a prezzent.
Tori Vega:me and andre worked hard on that song! We rehearsed it!
André Harrislikes this comment.
Trina Vega: get me a new ull regret ittttt
André Harris: dislike!
Tori Vega: ^dildo
André Harris: wtf?
Tori Vega:OMFG !Ditto! Damn autcorrect.
André Harris: so i assume ur using fb mobile, but er,y is dildo even in ur T9?
Tori Vega: thats for me to know and u to nvr find out ;O jk i have no effin idea.
Beck Oliver:wrong time to check my news feed. =S
Tori Vega: lolzzzz :)P
Trina Vega: u can* laugh* alllll u want little tori, im still getting my present.
Tori Vega: o.O :*
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Jade West commented on André Harris's video of you.
You're the Reason
You, Beck Oliver,and André Harrislike this
Comments:
Jade West: tori sounds like a dying pig.
Tori Vega: thx for the support,jade. /3
#feelinthelove
Jade West: i have no love for u whatsoever. I have no* like* for u whatsoever. And plz stop with the broken hearts b4 u have a broken nose.
André Harris: ^harsh
Jade West: ^stupid
André Harris: :(
Jade West: UGH WHAT IS WITH U PPL AND EMOTICONS :O
Beck Oliver:u used one right there.
Jade West: stfu, aladdin. U were on disney last nite.
Beck Oliver: and you know this how...?
Jade West: :D ill never tell. But while we're being logical, why did* u* like this video
Beck Oliver:#rebellion. And cuz tori has a good voice,im tryna help her get Trina to shut up, and André Harriswrote cute lyrics
Jade West: i find solace in the fact that u tagged Andre and not vega.
Beck Oliver: anything to make u hppy (:3
Jade West: it looks like Conan O'Brien.
Beck Oliver: its a heart w/a smiley face! Cat Valentineshowed me :P
Jade West: :( ur hair looked dull today
Beck Oliver: (:::::[ ]::::)
Jade West.O.O .that
Beck Oliver:a bandaid. U have wounded me. :(
Jade West: dude. Watch ur olsen twins.
Beck Oliver: OMG its on?
Jade West: and i am now dating a 4-yr-old.
Beck Oliver: and in love with one.3 Ew, that sounds pedo bear-like.
André Harris: this is awkward. o.o
Jade West: stay out of this, dre.
André Harris: my video.
Tori Vega: ^pwn
André Harris: erm...ok.
Tori Vega: haha luvv u :)
André Harris: 3
Magdalena Shapiro-Robbie Shapiro: i cnts figmde otk mir lrunpstd
Robbie Shapiro: uh..mamaw, i dont get what ur saying
Magdalena Shapiro: I GOT A FACEBOOK PROFILE BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND IT. WHY DO THEY NEED TO KNOW
WHO MY FRIENDS ARE? THEYRE ALL DEAD. HOW DO I TURN CAPITAL LETTERS DLKNL OFF
Robbie Shapiro: 1) press the" caps lock" button
2)as much as i didnt want to know that theyre all dead, the friends part is for people you know,friends,family, coworkers,etc.
Magdalena Shapiro: I DONT WANT TO LOCK CAPS. I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
I DONT HAVE COWORKERS, IM RETIRED
Robbie Shapiro: ok, this is hopeless.
Magdalena Shapiro: WHY IS IT ASKING ME ABOUT SHUTTING DOWN WINDOWS
Robbie Shapiro: its just a browser page. Just press the" X" button.
Magdalena Shapiro: HOW DO I SEND THIS TO MY DOCTOR
Doc. X/ systempreferences
Robbie Shapiro: i dont know how you figured out how to attatch a file but have no idea how to turn off caps lock, but, anyways...
Robbie Shapiro: Uh,Mamaw, y r u sending your dr your computers System Preferences?
Magdalena Shapiro: WHAT? I DONT GET IT
Robbie Shapiro: um...nvm. THIS IS HOPELESS.
Magdalena Shapiro: SEE! THIS IS WHY THAT DEMENTED REDHEAD IS THE PRETTIEST YOU CAN GET IN A GIRLFRIEND.
Robbie Shapiro: Cat Valentineis not my girlfriend. Shes my girl FRIEND but thats it. And plus, i think she's pretty.
Cat Valentine: thats not the only reason u dont get girlfriends :3 lol im sassy! But aww, thx for saying im pretty :3
Robbie Shapiro: Cat? I didnt mean to tag you. Damn this new facebook.
Cat Valentine: :-O robbie,u said a bad word!
Robbie Shapiro: well,yeah, but its one word and we're 16
Cat Valentine: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? :O
Robbie Shapiro: just...
Robbie Shapiro: o.o nvm
Robbie Shapiro: im logging off.
Cat Valentine: Awww kk byeeee :)
Magdalena Shapiro:YOU TWO ARE SUCH AN UGLY COUPLE
Magdalena Shapiro: HOW DO YOU WORK THIS KEYBOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cat Valentine: whats that supposed to mean?
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Trina Vega posted on your Wall:
I turned your lame-o prezzie into a cute fedora and a wondeful opportunity :D
Tori Vega: ? What? O.o
Trina Vega:u kno my friend molly? Well,her uncle is a recording studio exec and i let him listen to the song, and he gave me 500 bux for the rights and he wants me to record it l8r 2day!
Tori Vega: w.t.f. did u even* think* about asking me? Or André Harris considering he fucking wrote the song?
Did u tell the execs that its NOT U singing
Trina Vega:i may've left that out. O.o
André Harris: trina, u rlly should've asked. Just out of consideration.
Tori Vega:^ see he's calm. IM NOT
Trina Vega: chillax,tori. Im gonna sound awesome in the booth :D
André Harris: smh 8D
Tori Vega: lol . Whatever u say,trina.
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Trina Vegauploaded a video: Me singing You're The Reason
Tori Vega: *snort*
Trina Vega: im srry tht ur jealous of my awesomeness. Now i have to try again. They need a better take of me :)
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Trina Vegaposted on your wall
Tori, I told them the truth. They want u to come down here.
Tori Vega: ? I told u ur plan sux.
Trina Vega: just come down here.
Tori Vega-André Harris
Dude! Trina told the truth, I want u to come to the recording studio w/me!
André Harris: ill b ur house in 10,k?
Tori Vega: sure =D =D =D
Tori Vega: those r smiley faces..nothing else.
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André Harris tagged you in a video" You're the Reason...almost"
André Harris: lol and then the producers want to sell it to Beyonce. I should get royalties :P
Tori Vega: 1) yeh,but trina sold them the rites.
2) ommmggggg FMLx1,000
André Harris: hey,u win some u lose some..
Tori Vega: XP
Jade West: OMG I LOVE THAT THIS HAPPENED.
Tori Vega: oh shut up,jade.