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Chapter 1: Max

Name?

Maximum Ride

Height?

5'8

Weight?

Something around a 100 pounds, give or take a couple pounds. Probably more like 97 pounds.

Birthday?

January 5th

Birthplace?

Somewhere in the School, which I believe is in California. But hey, I only went to school for 2 months, which was a complete disaster. I never really got the time to learn the capital of Zimbabwe, or why the discovery of American is linked to Chris Columbus.

Current Location?

Like I would tell you.

Zodiac Sign?

Capricorn

Chinese Zodiac Sign?

Nudge randomly told me one day that it was the sign of the Dog. Just don't ask.

Righty or Lefty?

Lefty

Hair color?

Usually its light brown with sun-streaked blonde highlights.

Skin Color?

It's light, but gets tan(ish). But not as dark as Fang or Nudge's. They're pretty much black.

About You:

What's your family's situation?

Well, right now we're mutants on the run with a trail of Fly-boys, M-Geeks, Erasers, and mad scientists trying to kill us. I'd say we're doing pretty good for not getting killed yet.

Any pets?

Yes

If so, what are they?

A talking black Scottie dog named Total.

Favorite Relative?

Since I only have two (no wait— make that three) blood relatives I know of, It's tough to choose (There's Jeb, Ella, and my mom.) Right away, I can eliminate Jeb, so it has to be either my mom or Ella.

Political Affiliation?

I don't follow politics enough to know this kind of stuff. And even if I did follow it, it wouldn't matter, because the flock and I aren't exactly known for following the law and such.

Your Friends:

Best?

I have five very close friends. But, if I had to choose one, I'd have to pick my right hand man, Fang. He's been with me through everything. He's my age (we believe), but I think only 2 or 3 months younger.

Internet?

No, not really.

How many do you have?

Let's see… Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gassy, and Angel, who else? Ohh yeah…the person I met from school in Virginia (I think her name was JJ or something), and Ella. I'm so popular.

Love them all?

Sure do! Some more than others at times, though.

Any you wish you were closer to?
I sometimes wish I could relate better to Angel and Nudge when they talk about boys and girly stuff, even though I don't really enjoy that too much. And I also don't get the reason behind Iggy and Gassy constantly blowing stuff up.

This or that?

Shorts or pants?

Shorts in the summer, pants in the winter. It's more practical.

Shoes or Bare Feet?

Shoes, because when you're in a fight, it's easier to hurt someone.

Books or Movies?

Don't really have spare time to read or watch movies. But I'll go with movies, because of the one time I saw a Disney movie in our E-shaped house with Jeb and the flock. And, as a flock, we went to the movie theatres and saw some movies.

Night or Day?

Day

Dark or Light?

Is this question referring to colors? I'd have to go with light.

Mountains or the Beach?

Neither. I prefer the sky, which I guess it sort of near the mountains. But the same could also be said for the beach

Pepsi or coke?

I can't tell the difference.

Swim or Surf?

Again, neither. I prefer flying.

Favorites:

Color?

Light Blue

Number?

Does this really matter? I'll just pick a random one then…ummm… 4.

Holiday?

Christmas. It's a time when the scientists actually get a day off and don't have to kill us for two straight days in a row!

Season?

Summer. It's the usually the easiest weather to fly around in. In the wintertime, it's so much colder in the air, but our bodies are made to adjust for that.

Movie?

I enjoyed the Dark Knight (which we saw when we snuck into the movie theatre),

Book?

I've only read three books in my entire life…and my favorite, by far, is The Three Little Pigs.

Magazine?

Again, I don't read.

Food?

Hamburgers. But then again, the bird food we received from the scientists when we were held captive WAS pretty amazing. Just kidding.

Drink?

Water

TV Show?

Don't watch too much TV either.

Song(s)?

Don't listen to music

Band?

Don't listen to music

Computer Game?

I don't have enough time to play computer games. It would help if we even had a computer. The only time we've had a computer was when we were staying in Ella and my Mom's house and we used to have one in the E-shaped house before it got blown to smithereens by Gazzy and Iggy.

Video Game?

See above answer.

Anime/Manga?

Neither.

Shirt?

Black v-neck

Pants?

Jeans

Shoes?

My (now brown) white Keds

Actor?

Liam Hemsworth

Actress?

Kristen Wiig

Singer?

Don't listen to music

Flower?

Daffodils

Scent?

Fresh out of the Shower scent

Animal?

Eagle

Cookie?

Chocolate Chip

About Future:

Want to go to College?

Uhhh…Maybe?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I don't even know what we're having for dinner tonight, and you expect me to know what college I plan on attending? And especially my career for the rest of my life? Yeah, right.

Want to get Married?

Maybe, one day.

Want to Have kids?

Maybe. I already have a "baby" of my own, Angel.

What would their names be?

No idea.

How many?

Again, clueless. But not more than 4, because I'd also have to take care of my flock, and that would be too many people to take care of for me.

Where do you want to live?

Hopefully, in a house. Pretty much anywhere indoors.

Where do you want to get married?

Ask Angel or Nudge. They probably already have my wedding with Fang planned out.

How do you want to die?

I'd rather not die until I'm in my eighties or beyond. But, if I have to choose, I hope I would be saving my flock.

More Stuff About You:

Piercing(s)?

No

Tattoo(s)?

No

Smoke?

No.

Drink?

No

Do Drugs?

No

Skinny Dip?

See the above 5 answers. I think you get the idea. If not, the answer's still no.

Greatest Fear?

Dying and leaving my flock unprotected.

In Love?

I think so.

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

Go to Church?

I don't have time for it, but if I could, I would try it out once in a while.

Religion?

See above answer.

Scars?

Multiple. Don't really feel like going into too much detail. But the biggest one is internal.

CD's owned?

Used to have one or two, but Iggy and Gassy used it for a bomb, and I never saw it again. It's okay, because I didn't really like the artist anyway.

Collections?

No

Ever eaten Sushi?

No

An entire case of Oreo's?

No, I hate Oreo's. I have had bad experiences with them.

Been on Stage?

Yeah, when I had to talk to a bunch of politicians about saving the world, and what they were planning to do with us. It was one of the worst experiences of my short-bird kid life.

Danced in the Rain?

No, not that I remember. But, I flew in the pouring rain a couple of times. Does that count?

Worst Dream?

When Fang was kissing that Red Haired Wonder. Oh, wait. That's real. Never mind then.

Best Dream?

Ummm…not going to answer that. But it was wonderful, and it contained a certain black-haired bird kid. Anyways, it's not PG-13. Next question please.

Dream you wish would most come true?

See above answer.

Think you're attractive?

Hopefully. Fang's told me a couple times that I am.

Shoplifted?

Unfortunately, I have. Had to get food and shoes for the flock. Money doesn't grow on trees.

Like Thunderstorms?

No, it's too difficult to fly in them.

Favorite Shoes?

My flip-flops

Favorite Quote?

"A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way." – John C. Maxwell. Saw this one on a billboard.

Best Advice Given?

I'm full of good advice.

Worst Advice Given?

I'm also full of bad advice.

Pet Peeve:

The Voice

Favorite Song Lyrics?

Don't really listen to music.

What quote says the most about your life?

"I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family." –Trey Parker and Matt Stone. This one's better- I actually saw it on TV.