Penelope Garcia: Guys! The trailer for the Hunger Games! *passes out from amazement*!
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Kevin Lynch: *catches*
Derek Morgan: *kicks Kevin and takes Penelope and lays her down nicely*
Spencer Reid: aw, come on Morgan! Let the man have his moment, you have your own girlfriend to worry about *starts fanning Garcia's face*
David Rossi: well, you're one to talk *splashes Garcia's face with water*
Penelope Garcia: *wakes up and starts chasing David Rossi because he ruined her hair*
Aaron Hotchner: ^^^^ EPIC WIN!
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Spencer Reid: "And in that moment I swear we were infinite." – The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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Derek Morgan: Say, Pretty Boy, how long did it take ya to read that book? Five minutes?
Spencer Reid: Yes it did, in fact. I have nothing else to read
Emily Prentiss: say what?
Spencer Reid: A certain Ashley Seaver hid all my psychology textbooks. The only other stuff there is for me to read is Harry Potter (which I know all seven books by heart, I could even recite it for you right now) and Rossi's books
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Ashley Seaver: explain to me how you can enjoy those phsychology textbooks for "light reading"
Spencer Reid: it's called I read 20,000 words per MINUTE!
Penelope Garcia: might I make a suggestion?
Spencer Reid: yes please.
Penelope Garcia: Dalton
Spencer Reid: You mean like in Glee?
Penelope Garcia: Yes, it's a fanfiction someone wrote about Kurt's time while going to Dalton Academy. Very good if I do say so myself
Spencer Reid: I suppose I could give it a try. Wait…what's fanfiction?
Penelope Garcia: It's where people write about stuff they could imagine happening in a show or movie or book that they enjoy
Spencer Reid: But isn't their lawsuit stuff you'd need to worry about
Penelope Garcia: you just have to write a disclaimer. Oh, and nothing by Anne Rice
Spencer Reid: This is fantastic! Imagine all the things I could write about "On the Origin of Species"?
Ashley Seaver: NO! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TOOK THOSE BOOKS AWAY FROM YOU SPENCER!
Spencer Reid: *sad face*
(A/N: sorry, at this point I haven't written anything in a while, so some time has certainly passed, JSYK)
Emily Prentiss: I don't know what to do with my emotions right now. I mean, I should be very proud, but I'm going to miss him so much.
Derek Morgan: Don't worry, babe. I'll be back before you know it.
JJ Jareau: It'll all be OK, Em. This is something he's wanted to do for a long time, and it's part of his faith. But just think of the comeback he's going to make.
Derek Morgan: What? I'm going away to make a speech in Chicago and you guys are treating me like Davi- …oh…
JJ Jareau: Geez Derek! We're not talking about you. We're talking about David Archuleta!
Emily Prentiss: He's putting his music career on hold so he can participate in a full-time mission over the next two years.
Aaron Hotchner: And so this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, a new one just begun.
David Rossi: I'm, dreaming, of a white, Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know
Emily Prentiss: Merrily, the choir sounds, spreading Christmas joy around, filling hearts with cheer, may it last through all the year
Ashley Seaver: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special
Spencer Reid: Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Alles schläft; einsam wacht
JJ Jareau: Rockin' around, the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday, everyone's dancing merrily in a new old-fashioned way
Will LaMontagne: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, You really are a heel, you're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Griiii-Inch! You're a bad banana with a *thump thump* greasy black peeeeeel!
Emily Prentiss: ^ Best one!
Derek Morgan: But I didn't get a chance to sing a song
David Rossi: Quick, join in before it's too late!
Derek Morgan: Ok
Derek Morgan: It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees, they're putting up reindeer and singing songs of joy and peace, oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on
Aaron Hotchner: *wipes tear* That was beautiful, Morgan
JJ Jareau: Happy Holidays everybody!
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Ashley Seaver: Looking forward to the party tonight
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William LaMontagne: I'm especially looking forward to it
JJ Jareau: Only because we're hosting, so he can get as drunk as he wants without having to worry about driving anywhere
Ashley Seaver: bahaha! If it were Spencer and I hosting, we'd just let you all get as drunk as you like and then make you camp out in the living room
JJ Jareau: What about Jack and Henry?
Ashley Seaver: Poor boys would get the guest room
Derek Morgan: Damn, those lucky kids, you guys have got a really nice guest room
Spencer Reid: I'll say!
JJ Jareau: Now I get why Will was saying he was looking forward to the party so much! 3
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Emily Prentiss: congrats you two!
JJ Jareau: Thank you so much, Em.
JJ Jareau is now engaged to Will LaMontagne
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Ashley Seaver: Thank you everyone for all the great gifts, especially Spencer Reid's.
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Derek Morgan: What did he get you?
Ashley Seaver: a necklace and a turntable
Spencer Reid: I got socks. Fucking socks! *
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Emily Prentiss: Ok people, six days til New Years. That means I've got a few more days to wallow in the lack of David Archuleta for the next two years.
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Derek Morgan: You're lucky I love you enough to be able to put up with all this
Emily Prentiss: Even though you're gone I can hear your heart. It's calling out my name like a flash in the dark. If this is just a dream, I won't give it back. I'll find a way to make it last. One more minute, wait, wait, wait, don't go. Just one more minute, wait, wait, wait, don't go.
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Spencer Reid: it still remains that I can't understand how Rossi of all people is now an Arch Angel
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Emily Prentiss: it still remains that I can't understand how Spencer Reid of all people knows what an Arch Angel is
Spencer Reid: of course I know what an Arch Angel is, it's the highest, supreme angel. From the two Greek words, arch, "first," and angelos, "messenger."Angels next in rank to Gods, who dwell in certain arcs in etherea. They generally come in the dawn of a cycle to give new inspiration to mortals. Whilst they remain with mortals, as during the last few years, good mortals become more angelic toward one another.
Spencer Reid: Source: Urban Dictionary
Ashley Seaver: Once in a million years a lady like her rises. "Oh no, Rhiannon," you cry, but then she's gone and your life knows no answer. Your life knows no answer.
Derek Morgan: dear God! Will you all just shut up about David Archuleta and Fleetwood Mac!
JJ Jareau, Emily Prentiss, David Rossi, Ashley Seaver, Spencer Reid, and Aaron Hotchner: NO!
Derek Morgan: *steps back* Alright then, jeez!
JJ Jareau: So excited for "Nandito Ako"!
Aaron Hotchner: but you don't even speak Filipino or Tagalog…
JJ Jareau: But there's still some English, and I can make do with subtitles
Emily Prentiss: Damn, I wish I lived in the Philipines
JJ Jareau: Have you seen the trailer yet?
Emily Prentiss: Oh yes, I have. Can't wait! Gonna be epic! And he gets to throw a few punches around
JJ Jareau: and then gets hit in the face with an oar :/
Emily Prentiss: DON'T TOUCH MY BABY!
William Reid – Spencer Reid: Hello Spencer
Spencer Reid – William Reid: What do you want?
William Reid – Spencer Reid: Can't I say "Hi" to my son?
Spencer Reid – William Reid: Using a widely popular social networking site is possibly the lowest way you could simply say "Hi" to me. I don't see why it would have to be so hard to pick up the phone and call me instead, especially since verbal communication is faster to type on a computer or mobile device. And I can see from these wall posts that you're posting this from a Blackberry, so it wouldn't be so hard for you to just use the call button and "give me a ring" instead. Don't say you can't find my number, I'm fairly well available. Not to mention, you've been keeping tabs on me secretly for years, you must have my personal number in there somewhere. So your way of saying "hi" to me proves that you are being lazy about how you are probably hoping to reconnect with me. In other words, I don't see why you're even bothering right now.
William Reid – Spencer Reid: I think you over analyze too much, Spencer.
Spencer Reid – William Reid: Frankly, I don't give a damn what you think of me now. I stopped caring the moment you walked out on Mom and I twenty years ago. In that instance, you were no longer my father. You were a failure. And you always will be because no matter how you spend the rest of your life, there will always be that guilt hanging over your head because you left a ten year old boy, not genius, BOY, to take care of his schizophrenic mother.
Spencer Reid – William Reid: Oh, and by the way, it's my JOB to analyze everything.
Ashley Seaver sent a message to Spencer Reid:
Hey babe. Are you OK?
Spencer Reid sent a message to Ashley Seaver:
Never better, why?
Ashley Seaver sent a message to Spencer Reid:
Well, for one thing, you just had a very public argument with you father and it appeared on everyone's news feed.
Spencer Reid sent a message to Ashley Seaver:
Oh, right, that.
Ashley Seaver sent a message to Spencer Reid:
Promise me we'll talk about this when you get home, alright?
Spencer Reid sent a message to Ashley Seaver:
I promise. See you then.
Ashley Seaver sent a message to Spencer Reid:
See you.
Emily Prentiss: David's gone
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JJ Jareau: Well, at least we have "Nandito Ako", "Forevermore", and "Begin" to keep us occupied.
Derek Morgan: Can you repeat that first one again?
Emily Prentiss: It's a mini-series he starred in while in the Phillipines
Derek Morgan: Oh, alrighty then
JJ Jareau: I think "Forevermore" (the song, not the album) needs to be mine and Will's wedding song
Will LaMontagne: But didn't we already decide on a song?
JJ Jareau: …we'll make a compromise
Emily Prentiss: Anyways, now that David's left for Chile, I think I'm developing a new obsession
Derek Morgan: Oh no!
Ashley Seaver: Oh yes!
Spencer Reid: Oh no x2!
Ashley Seaver: Oh yes, Emily, shall you start us off?
Emily Prentiss: With pleasure
Emily Prentiss: You're insecure
Ashley Seaver: Don't know what for
Emily Prentiss: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or
Ashley Seaver: Don't need make-up
Emily Prentiss: To cover up
Ashley Seaver: Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough
JJ Jareau: Everyone else in the room can see it
Penelope Garcia: Everyone else but you-ou
Aaron Hotchner: Baby you light up my world like nobody else
David Rossi: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
Aaron Hotchner: But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
David Rossi: You don't know, oh-oh
Emily Prentiss, Ashley Seaver, JJ Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Aaron Hotchner, and David Rossi: You don't know you're beautiful!
JJ Jareau: If only you saw what I could see
Penelope Garcia: You'll understand why I want you so desperately
JJ Jareau: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
Penelope Garcia: You don't know, oh-oh
Emily Prentiss, Ashley Seaver, JJ Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Aaron Hotchner, and David Rossi: You don't know you're beautiful!
Penelope Garcia: oh-oh!
Emily Prentiss, Ashley Seaver, JJ Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Aaron Hotchner, and David Rossi: And that's what makes you beautiful!
Derek Morgan – Spencer Reid: We're in some deep shit right now, you know that right?
Spencer Reid – Derek Morgan: I've already stolen Ashley's credit card.
*The socks were my Christmas present as well, so whenever people asked me what I got for Christmas, I'd say "SIMPLE PLAN TICKETS! But my best present?...socks, fucking socks!"
I'm glad to finally have this chapter finished. I'm really sorry it's taken so long, I've had so many other things going on. I want to continue with this as much as possible, mainly because it's the fluffiest fic I have and the only one with established Reid/Seaver (so far).
Also, I'd like to give credit to CriminalMinds1012005 for suggesting the William v. Spencer online fight. You've really helped me get out of my slump