Disclaimer: No, no I don't own FMA, don't be silly.

A/N: I was bored…really bored. This is what I wrote because of it…enjoy.

Twinkle in the eyes

"Hawkeye."

"Yes, Sir?"

"Do you think I have narrow eyes?"

"Excuse me Sir?"

"I wanted to know if you thought I had narrow eyes."

"Why would you want to know that, Colonel? It is hardly any importance right now."

"Are you just saying that, so you wouldn't hurt my feelings, or…"

"Listen, Sir, with all respect, nobody cares if your eyes are narrow or not. You're not supposed to be talking here right now anyways."

"But, I'm disturbed, Lieutenant."

"Colonel, a permission to speak freely?"

"Of course, Lieutenant…wait, does this mean you're going to say something hurtful to me?"

"Sir, I don't care if your eyes are narrow or not. You're supposed to have those papers ready before tomorrow morning and it's almost ten pm. Get to work."

"You're trying to change the subject."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"That isn't fair!"

"What isn't, Sir?"

"You're just ignoring me!"

"Yes, Sir, I'm aware of that."

"Hawkeye, you do know that I respect your opinion very much. And your voice is so soft and sweet, I just love to hear it and I'm sure that it would be even sweeter if you just…"

"…if I answer you, will you go and do your work, Sir?"

"Yes. Please, Lieutenant…"

"Yes."

"Yes, you are going to answer, or Yes, my eyes are narrow?"

"Yes, your eyes are narrow, Sir."

"…"

"Colonel?"

"…why haven't you told me before?"

"Well, Sir, since you have xingese features, I figured out you would have known that without me telling it to you. And I honestly didn't think it mattered any way."

"But you still could have told me."

"What did we say about doing paperwork, Colonel?"

"…it doesn't influence my charm, does it?"

"Really, Sir? You're asking that?"

"Does it? Why are you rolling your eyes?"

"…Sir, you've had eyes like that for 29 years now. I can guarantee; you're just as charming as before you realized you have narrow eyes. And some people even find your eyes, dare I say, the best part of you."

"How do you know?"

"Well, Sir, I…you know there are these rumors…"

"Do you like my eyes, Hawkeye?"

"Ah, well, your eyes are perfectly fine to me, very dark, I guess."

"Oh, really?"

"Shouldn't you go and start working now, Sir?"

"Nah, the papers won't go anywhere. And you know; your eyes are pretty, really deep. And since we both have nice eyes, maybe we should go out and…"

*Click*

"Fine, fine…but I had to return the favor, you know!"

"…"

"…Hawkeye?"

"Yes?"

"Do you realize that your name is like…"

"Please, do focus, Sir."

A/N: Yes, it was fun to write, I have never really written this kind of text, so this was just an experiment. I hope maybe you enjoyed it too. If you did, please review. No flames thanks.