Disclaimer: Disney & Pixar own Toy Story. If I did then I would be out vacationing in the Bahamas.
A/N: This was requested by an anonymous user on the livejournal group disney_kinks. As stated in the summary, this takes place during the events of the short Hawaiian Vacation (which for those that don't know will be released with CARS 2. :) ). Since I have a feeling that someone might ask me this... no I have not seen the short. I have to wait till June 24 like the rest of you. D: I'm just going by what I know from various sources, screencaps and Pixar's website which just updated a while ago. So if this somehow, magically fits in with the short then I will squee oh so hard.
Bare in mind that this story will be rated M in the next chapter. So, if you want to keep tabs on this story then favorite it, put it on your alerts or go to the M rated section in a few days.
Enjoy!
"It's not Hawaii, but it'll do.", Barbie said. She glanced around at the toys. Every single one of them had a job to do. Some helped make the Tropical theme with some glue, glitter, construction paper and other various items while some other toys were trying on clothes. In the mix of the chaos, Barbie could hear a soft Hawaiian like tune emitting from the radio. Just as she was getting into the song, something aroused her interest.
"I found my Tie-Dye shirt! Pretty retro, huh?", Ken exclaimed.
"How do they do it?", Barbie sighed dreamily.
Feeling a bit smug, Ken popped his collar and lowered his sunglasses.
"It's not too hard. First you need to make sure that you have the proper materials which means a good looking shirt, string or rubber bands and some dyes. Then you need-"
Barbie grabbed Ken's chin and made him see who "they" were.
"Ken, I mean how do they do it?", She said in a whisper. Their eyes locked onto the couple on the other side of the room. It was Buzz and Jessie who by the looks of it were attempting to figure out what to wear for this "vacation". The couple watched as Buzz and Jessie browsed through a box of toy clothes and accessories that Bonnie had stashed in her closet. Some looked like they were bought from a Toys R Us while the other items looked as if Bonnie and her mom had fun making them. Every now and then Jessie's laughter could be heard when Buzz tried on a silly outfit. Buzz was fine with this until Mr. Potato Head made an offensive comment about him. The cowgirl caught Buzz's defeated look and placed a small kiss on his forehead before grabbing a handful of items. She then ushered him away from the box and got him under the bed. Barbie couldn't help but notice that Buzz had a blissful look on his face.
"That color scheme did not match him at all.", Ken replied in a flat tone as he eyeballed an outfit on the floor.
"Ken!", Barbie snapped.
"What?"
"I've known those two for years and they never acted that way before! Buzz was always so shy around her and Jessie knew how to wrap him around that finger of hers. Ok, they still act that way to some degree. UGH! How do the-"
Ken interrupted with a laugh. "Shy? Really?"
Barbie gave him a look before continuing. "My point is well... look at them!"
Ken shifted his eyes towards Buzz and Jessie who were engaged in some kind of conversation. The next thing he knew, Barbie was dragging him to a box. For a brief second he was worried that they might get caught by the other toys and even protested a bit, but he had to admit that he was curious as well. How could a space toy fall in love with a western toy? He always figured that space toys and western toys were natural enemies. Like the snake and the mongoose. Ken recalled to himself how he had seen space toys and western toys argue again and again. Sometimes even going as far as to break the other. The only exceptions to this rule seemed to be Buzz, Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye. On top of that he usually saw toys from the same toy line fall in love. It was rare at Sunnyside to see toys from different toy lines hooking up with one another.
Once they got to their destination, Ken and Barbie poked their heads out from behind the box and surveyed the scene before them.
"Soooooo what do ya think?", Jessie asked. She placed a yellow flower on her hat and spun around happily.
"Horrible.", Buzz replied.
Jessie glared at him. "Excuse me, Mr. "Check out my wannabe Kukui Necklace" I wasn't making rude comments to you like Potato Head was."
Buzz smiled. "Will you relax? I got something better in mind."
Jessie raised an eyebrow as Buzz reached up and took the hat off. He picked up the flower and gently placed it in her hair.
"Now it's beautiful."
"Really?"
"See for yourself.", Buzz gestured at a small mirror that was by the box. The moment he pointed at the box two things happened. Ken and Barbie ducked behind the box as fast as they could and Jessie gasped.
"What the... Why swing me around and call me Mary Jane! It looks gre-"
Before she could finish, Buzz swung her around and dipped her to the floor.
"How's that? Mary Jane."
Jessie felt a bit of deja vu when Buzz swung her around. It almost felt like Sunnyside all over again except Buzz wasn't in Spanish mode. She felt a slight jolt run through her when Buzz leaned a bit closer to her with his eyes shut. She let out a tiny giggle and tried to close the gap between them when they heard a noise. They shot up like jumping beans when they saw who was invading their privacy.
"What are you guys doing over there?", Jessie hollared.
"Sorry! We were just playing with Bullseye.", one of the peas in the pod chimed in. They bounced out of their pod and jumped around the horse who was backing away shyly. The cowgirl sighed.
"Alright little ones, let's go. Come on aren't yall suppose to be helping out?"
"Uh huh!", they chimed.
"Then you better get going or you'll be demoted from Space Cadets to Space Worms.", Buzz playfully warned.
"Awwww...", the peas frowned and started to leave with Bullseye carrying the pod in his mouth.
"Oh and Bullseye?", Jessie called. The horse perked his ears up and turned around.
"Keep them busy.", she smiled.
"Very busy. See if they want to help Rex and Trixie research Hawaii on the computer.", Buzz added.
Bullseye neighed happily in response and galloped away, leaving the couple by themselves. While the peas fought over who was going to ride on Bullseye's saddle all the way to the kitchen, Ken and Barbie were catching their breaths by the tea table.
"Wow, that was close.", Ken panted.
"Oh for Mattel's sake! I want to see more!", Barbie replied.
"Are you crazy? We almost got caught! Twice!", Ken exclaimed. He was about to go into a rant when he saw the disappointed look on Barbie's face. She looked as if she wanted to cry.
"Don't you want to be as good as them?", she whined. She pressed herself against his chest. She failed to notice that Ken was blushing.
"I-I don't want us to be them. I want us to be well us and more fashionable.", Ken replied. He nervously leaned in for a kiss. Not realizing what Ken was doing, she turned her head. Instead of finding her lips, Ken ended up getting a mouthful of hair. Luckily, Barbie was once again, not paying attention.
"I want to check them out some more. Something about their little romance just fascinates me! Come on!"
Rolling his eyes, Ken looked over at the bed then back at Barbie. He had been dying to give her a kiss since the very moment his eyes locked onto hers. Every time he tried back at home something always happened. Parties, a toy had to be fixed, a meeting planned, the cameras from the day before had to be wiped clean before any humans checked them all out. If it wasn't any of that then it was his shyness kicking in. Finally the one time that they can get away from all of the chaos and Barbie gets distracted. The only thing stopping him from kissing her now was this Buzz and Jessie thing. As much as he wanted to just grab her and give her the most romantic kiss that she would ever get, he had to agree with Barbie. Something about those two entertained him as well.
-Maybe those two can give me some ideas...-, he thought.
"Fine, let's give it one more try.", he sighed.
"Yay! Noses!", Barbie cheered. She rubbed her nose against Ken's and guided him back towards the box. While they were heading towards the box, Jessie had tried on a short hulu skirt. Buzz looked like he was on top of the world while Jessie chit chatted away on his lap. After a moment Buzz shyly whispered into Jessie's ear and in a daring move, rested his hand on her belt buckle. Her eyes grew wide for a split second before she glided her hand along the inner part of his thigh. She in turn whispered back a reply which was met with Buzz making a bashful smile. Without another word the two made sure that no one saw them as they ducked out of the room. Ken and Barbie would have missed them if Woody hadn't asked Buzz to bring Rex and Trixie upstairs.
Just as they were about to follow them at a safe distance, they got tangled up in a conversation by Mrs. Potato Head.
"You guys think this will look good on me?", she asked holding a pair of seashell earrings.
"It matches the theme we are going for after all.", she added.
"Oh and Ken, would you mind if me and the Mrs. stole Barbie for a minute?", Dolly spoke up.
"Doesn't bother me. What for?"
"I want to make her a dress.", Dolly started measuring Barbie and took notes as she continued to speak.
"Speaking of which you need a nice suit."
"That's real nice of you. Thank you!", Ken said with a fake smile. He exchanged a look with Barbie as Dolly turned around to get some materials. Mrs. Potato Head popped up out of nowhere with a bunch of accessories, obviously wanting a second opinion on every single one of them. Spying on Buzz and Jessie would have to wait.