Hey, I'm sure glad you guys are enjoying this! X3 :D Thanks a lot!

Today, we'll be looking at more silly stupid stereotypes! Oh boy! :D This time involving the post-TJM Miles and Stella stuff!

Also a little crossover. XD

Enjoy!

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"We have a HUGE announcement to make! OH BOY!" Miles yelled happily.

"YES! Even though you have your life here in Hillwood, all your friends and school and your girlfriend, we don't care about that! We're bored with city life! We want adventure! So we're going to leave and go around the world and San Lorenzo so that we can feel young again! And you're coming too, Arnold! No ifs, ands, maybes or buts!" Stella grinned.

"But what about my life here in Hillwood?" Arnold whined.

"Who cares about that?" Miles snorted. "Please! It's not about you, stupid child! It's about US! We're bored! We want adventure!"

"Exactly! And we know you want adventure too!" Stella squealed.

"I do, but not now! I don't want to leave!" Arnold whined again.

"TOO BAD!" His parents laughed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Arnold wailed. "I mean, YES! ALL RIGHT! ADVENTURE FOR ME! SO LONG, SUCKERS!"

"Arnold, why? Why are you leaving me? I need you more than the stupid Green Eyes do!" Helga cried.

"Who cares about you? You're a stupid bitch. I can't WAIT to leave you! So let's break up! YES! I'M FREE! SAN LORENZO HOT CUNTS, HERE I COME!" Arnold cried happily.

"NOOOO! I'm going to Halloween Town! To be with the monsters!" Helga yells as she runs to the graveyard and goes through a tombstone.

"...What was that?" Gerald wondered.

"I don't know, but I think the author is being weird." Said Phoebe.

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"Oh no! What's happened?" Helga cried. "Sally! Sally help me! What's happened?"

"It's horrible!" Sally cried. "Some new demon woman came to town and stole Jack away from me!"

"No! That's terrible! What's her name?"

"I think it was Celestia Luna Marianne Izayoi Ayumi Seraphina Kawaii Desu Ne Patricia Glinda Dorothy Hinata Elizabeth Yoko Isabelle Zelda Ilia Midna Bella Swan Alice Rosalie Bella Akari Hermione Galadriel Sakura Anastasia Eowyn Sparkleskirt Karin Cinderella Juliette Kurotsuchi Marina Cullen! The Third!"

"Oh no! ...By the way, isn't this supposed to be for Hey Arnold?"

"Yes it is, but this is a preview for our movie, of course!"

"Oooh! Okay! So uh, can you make me a new dress?"

"Sure! Oh, and by the way, if I suddenly become an out of character bitch throwing myself at Jack while he's with his new girl and then banned from here, stop me, okay?" Said Sally.

Helga whistled, and the nodded. "Right! I got ya! ...Who would be stupid enough to do that?"

"Authors who hate me for no reason." Sally said sadly.

"Oooh. So, can I hang here for a while?"

"Yes!"

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"I am in San Lorenzo! WOW!" Arnold cried happily. "So, time to find some hot babes! Oh BOY! I love Helga, but who cares about that stupid bitch? TIME TO MOVE ON! WHOO! Come hither, beautiful ladies!"

"We're never going back!" Miles yelled happily.

"YAY!" Arnold danced. "That's the life for me! Lalalalalala! THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME!"

"Hi, I'm Generic Gorgeous Bombshell #156165105500005! Wanna be my boyfriend?" Said GGB.

"Definitely!" Arnold grinned. "Helga who?"

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"Well, it's happened. I'm banned from the town." Sally sighed.

"I'm banned from Hillwood. Everyone hates me and doesn't want me to be there for Arnold getting back. Lila might just steal him because she's a whore." Helga groaned. "So, want to go to Canada?"

"Sure." Sally nodded. "Where else can we go?"

"Who knows. ...Man, I'll bet Arnold doesn't even remember me."

"You said it...Jack probably hates me now."

"Let's go, Sal."

And off they went!

So it turned out, in either side of the worlds... Arnold came back to Hillwood and everyone kept Helga a secret from him. He didn't even remember her. He married Lila, who cheated on him, and then he married some generic woman and had twelve kids. He was not happy, something was missing. But who cares? He moved on!

Helga lived life alone in Canada, with her buddy Sally by her side. They made a fine living, but were miserable without their respective love interests.

THE END! ...For now. :D