Worst Project Ever

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or any of the characters.

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Percy POV

Beep! Beep! Beep! I slammed my hand down on my alarm clock. The crappy old thing is a nuisance and should probably meet riptide soon but I decided to spare it considering it is the only clock I own. Today, summer has started and Chiron has called an important meeting to order. I figured I should probably attend since my awesome self needs to be seen by people. I got out of bed, stretched and put on my best pair of jeans and t-shirt. Wouldn't want to emerge from my cabin looking like a hobbit strait out of lord of the rings would I? I trucked to the new building used for meetings and saw Connor and Travis outside of it. What the heck? It looks like they snuck into the Aphrodite cabin and grabbed the shortest pairs of booty shorts and decided to wear them to this meeting. Ugh. Such idiots. Anyway I just looked at them with my best 'don't even try to pretend I know you in those shorts' look and walked inside. Everyone was already inside and had taken their seats. The only seat left was right next to Annabeth. I guess she saved a seat for me. Walked over and sat down. "Any idea what this is about?" I asked her.

She shrugged, "I suppose this has something to do with the fact that some idiot decided it would be smart to put graffiti all over the Big House with pictures of Mr. D in underpants and riding a pink unicorn."

"When was that?"

"Um, I think it was Wednesday through Thursday that it was on there before it was cleaned off."

I snapped my fingers. "Dang I was in my cabin Wednesday through Friday watching the desperate housewives marathon, so I wouldn't have seen it."

She gave me a disbelieving look before Chiron came out onto the stage and cleared his throat.

"Attention! Halfbloods, mystical creatures, and…..other things." Was it just me or was he looking at Connor and Travis when he said that?

"The gods have decided that we should have some kind of home ec. program going on. They have seen that the Romans have already established one in their camp." He looked down at a hot pink piece of paper in his hands and cleared his throat again.

"We can thank the Aphrodite cabin for the idea of simulated marriage life and the choices of the couples living together. The program will go on for the entire summer and each couple will be given their own cabin to live in." That explains the new cabins being built all over the place. Hmm, I was kind of wondering about that. "You will act like a married couple, obviously. Well, I guess I'll call out the cabin mates now."

Wait. What? It just started to sink in. I would be stuck in a cabin with a random person all summer and we were expected to act like a married couple? Chiron's voice mumbled in the back of my head and I knew I would have a hard time doing this. I liked my cabin all to myself. I couldn't share a cabin with just anyone.

"PERCY JACKSON," I heard Chiron call my name over the microphone. "AND ANNABETH CHASE." Oh. My. Gods.

Hopefully you like this. It WILL get better. Just trying to start this on a serious note. Actually, If I get a few reviews, I will be able to update this in a couple of HOURS! Yeah, I know, my lazy self doing even more work? What has gotten into me? Anyways, review, review, review!