This story is not progressing much, and I no longer feel like writing it. Even if there really are people reading this, it doesn't matter. Thanks to all of those who reviewed and stuck with me throughout the plot, although I'm not sure people will even read this. Even though this is not a chapter, I own none of the original. From here 'til the end of time, this story has been discontinued. Reviews will be read, comments to this author's note will be perused, but nothing more will be typed. Yes, I write formally as well as casually. It is not a crime.

This is now completely and utterly discontinued.