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AN: See Author's Note (AN) at the end. I got a lot to say. :)

Things I Will Not Do At Hogwarts 141-150

141. Put a boggart in the boys room.

"You sure the guys will be scared?" Angelina asked Katie.

"Yeah its a boggart."

"Quick!" Alicia said. "They're coming! Under the invisibility cloak!"

"How did you get this, Katie?"

"I told Harry I wanted to make jackalopes invisible."

"And..."

"It was awesome."

"Shhhh!"

Marcus, Montague, and Warrington walked into their room and...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The girls ran in and saw the guys huddled in the corner and Michael Jackson dancing in the middle of the room.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Alicia cried.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL SCARED OF!" Angelina asked. "MICHAEL JACKSON!" (AN: I knew someone who was scared of Michael Jackson)

"GET RID OF IT!"

142. Let Lavender make clothes for Dumbledore's Army.

"Hey, everyone, I made jackets, scarves, socks, shirts, and pants!" Lavender said happily.

"Why are they all pink?" Harry asked.

"Because they are all out of powder baby blue,"

"I'm surprised you didn't make underwear," Seamus said.

Dean smacked him and Parvati was banging her head against the table.

"Why?" Parvati cried. "Why would you suggest that?"

"Thats a great idea!" Lavender said happily. "I'll get started on that." She ran up to the girl's room.

"Thanks, Seamus," Dean said. "Now we're going to have to wear pink, itchy underwear."

Parvati shivered.

143. Bother Parvati while she's on her date with Dean Thomas.

"What movie are we watching?" Parvati asked curling up next to Dean.

"'The Titanic.'"

"I love that movie!" Parvati shrieked. "How did you know?"

"Padma told me."

"Oh... She's a great sister..."

Dean smiled and kissed the top of her head. The movie started. Dean sighed. Best night ever...

"HEY, YOU TWO! WHATCHA WATCHING!"

Dean and Parvati instantly pulled a part and looked at Lavender who now sat in between them.

Parvati sighed. "We're watching the 'Titanic.'"

"Cool! I love that movie."

Parvati gave him apologetic look. So much for romantic date.

A Few Minutes Later...

"WAAAAAHHHHH!" Lavender cried. "THAT IS SO SAD! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIES!"

Parvati and Dean stood up quietly and walked to the boy's dorm rolling their eyes...

144. Convince Lavender to run down the hallways naked.

"So you're going to do it with me?" Lavender asked.

"Yeah," Parvati said.

"Really?"

"Yeah... Now on three... One... Two... Three!"

"GO GRYFFINDOR!" Lavender yelled throwing off her robe and running naked down the crowded hallway.

Parvati grinned and held back a laugh, as she saw Dean and Seamus.

"Parvati," Dean asked carefully, "Why is Lavender running through the hallways of Hogwarts naked as the day she was born?"

"Gryffindor team won yesterday. We're celebrating."

"How come you're not doing it?" Seamus asked

"Ginny said it would be embarrassing."

"And..."

"She was right."

"I think you should do it, Parvati," Dean said.

"If I couldn't convince Luna Lovegood to do it, what makes you think you can convince me?"

Before he could answer, Luna came skipping towards them. "Hey, did you all see Lavender Brown? Someone should give back her clothes." She giggled. "But she's brave, I could never do that. It would be too embarrassing. Anyway, bye! I have to meet Draco now. I wonder if he saw Lavender... Well, bye!" She skipped off.

"See, even Loony Lovegood thinks thats embarrassing."

145. Let Dumbledore see Lavender Brown streak through the halls.

"Good morning, Parvati, Dean, Seamus."

"Good morning sir."

"I just saw Miss. Lavender Brown running down the hall naked. I must ask... Is it naked day already?" (AN: Yay Naked Day! Lol)

Their expressions were like O.O

146. Ask Hermione about Naked Day.

Hermione sighed. "Salazar Slytherin told Godric Gryffindor, after their quidditch team lost to Gryffindor, that it was Naked Day. Godric walked around Hogwarts naked, and he declared it was officially Naked Day to avoid further embarrassment."

"Wow," said Parvati, Seamus, and Dean.

"Yeah. Now will you please tell Lavender to put her clothes on?"

147. Tell Fred and George about Naked Day. (AN: If you think about it, they would do it anyway)

"Hello, Professor McGonagall," said Fred.

"How are you doing today?" George asked.

McGonagall frowned when she saw the two naked boys. She rolled her eyes. "Who told the Weasleys about naked day?"

148. Yell at Parvati while she's taking a shower.

"PARVATI!" Dean yelled into the girl's dorm from the common room.

"WHAT!"

"GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! WE NEED TO TALK!"

"Uhhh... Now?"

"YEAH! NOW!"

"I'm kinda busy! Can this wait?"

"NO! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BUSY! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW."

"Okay, if you insist."

A few seconds later a very wet and naked Parvati came down and stood in front of Dean. All the Gryffindors turned to look at Parvati. Their eyes were wide and there mouths were open. Dean found his voice.

"WHY ARE YOU NAKED?" Dean asked in shock.

Parvati casually crossed her arms under her breast. "Someone took my towel and I don't know what happened to it... So what do you want, Dean?"

His eyes traveled up and down her body. "Uhhh... I wanted to spend more time with you..."

Parvati shrugged and took his hand. "You could've just asked," she said as she lead him to the boy's dorm.

149. Ask Dean why he smells like lavender and jasmine.

Dean tiredly came down the stairs and sat next to Seamus.

"Why do you smell like jasmine and lavender?" Seamus asked.

The two Gryffindor girls, Jazmine and Lavender, looked at him.

"Sorry ladies," said Seamus.

"It's Parvati. She smells like jasmine and lavender," said Dean.

"Sooo... Parvati had sex with Jazmine and Lavender, then it rubbed off on you?"

Jazmine and Lavender gave them confused looks. Dean rolled his eyes and stood up. He whacked Seamus behind the head and walked back to his room.

150. Let Lavender make underwear.

Lavender ran into the Room of Requirements holding a box. "HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I MADE!"

"What?" Hermione asked nervously.

"THE UNDERWEAR!"

"Yay," said DA hesitantly as Lavender handed them out.

"Well, put them on," Lavender said when she finished handing them out.

Everyone looked at Harry. Harry walked over to Parvati and whispered, "Do we have to?"

"Sadly, yes."

"What's the worst that can happen if we say no?" Asked Hermione.

Parvati sighed and placed a hand on Hermione's shoulder. "Remember what happened the last time she cried."

Hermione's eyes widen and she turned to Harry grasping his shoulders. "Harry, if you love me and if you really are my best friend, you would tell everyone to put them on."

Harry sighed and said, "All right, let's all go to the bathroom put these on."

"Harry-" said Cho.

"No, Cho, we have to do it..."

FIVE MINUTES LATER...

WITH THE GIRLS...

"How do they fit?" Lavender asked.

"They fit great," Parvati said faking a smile.

"These are so itchy!" Katie whined to Angelina and Alicia.

"I chose a really bad time to shave down there," Cho whispered to Padma.

"Same here," Padma agreed. "I really want to scratch there, but it would look so un-lady like."

"Don't scratch," said Ginny. "It'll make it worse."

"I hope the guys are okay," said Hermione.

WITH THE GUYS...

"Damn, this underwear is itching me in places you don't want to know," said Dean.

"I really want to scratch," said Ernie.

"Don't scratch," Colin warned. "I heard Ginny say, it will make it worse."

"Harry, I hope you have a plan to get us out of this," said Ron. "None of us want to wear itchy underwear."

"Don't worry, Ron," said Harry. "I have a plan, but let's get back to the Room of Requirements."

When everyone made it back to the Room of Requirements, Lavender smiled happily.

"I MADE MORE!" Said Lavender pointing to the boxes. "EACH OF YOU WILL HAVE SEVEN! ONE FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!"

DA turned to Harry, who rolled his eyes.

"Harry," Cho moaned hopelessly.

"I will not wear these every fuckin day," Parvati whispered angrily.

Harry sighed. "I'll come up with another plan, I promise."

AN: What's up everyone? I hope everyone is doing well in school, and I hope none of you are stressing out too much. :) Or else you'll be handling you're stress by drinking ice coffee every day lol.

I can't remember the last time I updated this story (Lately, I been doing a lot of one-shots). Well, as you can see, this was mainly about Parvati, Lavender, Seamus, and Dean. I mostly did it this way because I like Parvati just as much as Katie. I don't really like Lavender, which was why I made fun of her in this, but to be honest I feel really bad for her :(. We all seen Deathly Hallows Part 2, right? Okay, remember the scene when Fenir Greyback was eating someone, then later on we see it was Lavender. I remember seeing that, and saying outloud, Shiiiitttt! I can't be the only one who thought that scene was... disturbing... I instantly felt bad for Parvati because that was like her best friend, and that kinda sucks that she lost her best friend.

Another thing is, there was a scene where Padma and Professor Trelawney were sitting together and they pulled a blanket over someone who died. I saw dark skin and I thought it was Parvati who died! I thought, wow, that just sucks! Why do that to Padma? Their sisters, twin sisters! Thats sooo not cool! But then I found out, the actress who played Parvati wasn't in the movie, sooo... Who did they pull the blanket over if it wasn't Parvati?

Some other things I noticed is Padma and Parvati are in the same house. They're both in Gryffindor and you can tell by their tie, I guess. And they seem closer in the movies then in the books, but yeah, you gotta love them :). And to me Parvati seems smarter than Lavender, and Padma... Is smarter than the two of them put together lol :).

Well... Thanks for reading, and please review :)

Please read my new funny story, "Naked Time." Its exactly how it sounds lol :).