Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap. I'm sorry that I haven't updated in forever! I'm like one of the worst people to write a story online because I become really inconsistent. D; It's just that I haven't really had access to an actual computer in a while and it's hard to write a Facebook story on my iPod...I'll try to make it up to you guys but I have really no idea what to write for this story, unfortunately. Writer's block sucks majorly :/

Anyway, without further ado, Facebook with a Drop of Cherry!

Wes Thompson: I demand to what the hell 'Wevid' is! TELL ME OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GAVEL!
[David Tyler likes this.]

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Kurt Hummel: Wesley Jonathan Tyler, put that damn gavel down right now before I bitchslap you silly!
David Tyler: He's not lying, Wes. His bitchslap hurt like a motherfucker ;(
Rachel Berry: I'm sure you would like Wes to kiss the bruise *rolls eyes*
Wes Thompson: O.O Rachel Berry, you are a piece of WORK! *cue dramatic sigh*
Blaine Anderson: *facepalmdesk* And you guys think I'M oblivious...
Jeff Sterling: Trust me Blainey Bear, you ARE oblivious.
Blaine Anderson: Shut up, I'm not as oblivious as Wevid though :P
Nick Duval: Eh, maybe a little less, maybe a little more. Either way, the four of you are oblivious as fuck.
Kurt Hummel: Shut up Nick, you're oblivious as well and so is Jeff.
Jeff Sterling: How are Nick and I 'oblivious'?
Thad Jefferson: You're joking, right?
Jeff Sterling: No, I am not. Answer the damn question!
Wes Thompson: TROLOLOLOL! Did you hear that, guys? Jeff and Nick think they aren't oblivious. TROLOLOLOL!
Nick Duval: Don't say another word, Wes!
Wes Thompson: Word.

Wes Thompson is being attacked by a rabid animal beast that goes by the name of Nick Duval.
[Jeff Sterling, Trent Alback, Kurt Hummel and 10 others like this.]

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Wes Thompson: DAVID! HELP MEEEEE!
Jeff Sterling: Haha, take that Wesley!
Trent Alback: You two are truly crazy. You guys belong in a mental hospital or something.
Kurt Hummel: I'm slowly losing my sanity.
Mike Chang: If you have any left.
Kurt Hummel: Not helping, Mr. Cherry.
Rachel Berry: That sounds like an ice cream shop. n.n
Wes Thompson: Does anyone want to fucking help me or are you just going to sit there and talk about Mike's nickname sounding like a freaking ice cream palor while Nick slowly tortures Wes to death?
Blaine Anderson: I'll pick the latter.
Kurt Hummel: Agreed. You're one bitter victim, Wes.
Jeff Sterling: If anything, he deserves it.
David Tyler: Hey, he doesn't deserve your BOYFRIEND attacking him!
Jeff Sterling: Hey! Nick is NOT my boyfriend. And YOUR boyfriend deserves it.
David Tyler: Did you just say what I think you said?
Jeff Sterling: You better fucking believe it Mr. Thompson.
Santana Lopez: And you guys wonder why people call Dalton 'Gay Hogwarts.' *rolls eyes at the irony*

Kurt Hummel is currently watching David Tyler and Jeff Sterling beat the living hell out of each other while Wes Thompson continues to be attacked by Nick Duval.
[Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Dave Karofsky and 19 others like this.]

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Rachel Berry: Whoever said that boys from Dalton Academy are dapper were wrong. Completely wrong.
Santana Lopez: *sighs* I wish I was there to see this. Sounds hot...boy-on-boy action.
Sam Evans: O.O You are one sick puppy, Santana Lopez.
Santana Lopez: You better believe it, hun ;)
Tina Cohen-Chang: Keep your hands off my man, Lopez.
Santana Lopez: Don't worry, Asian, I have my own :)
Dave Karofsky: You better believe it, babe.
Rachel Berry: Who would've guess that Santana and Dave would make a remarkably cute couple. *sighs dreamily*
Kurt Hummel: *rolls eyes at Rachel's dramatic sigh* How'd we even get onto this topic?
Santana Lopez: Blame Sam.
Sam Evans: No, no. It wasn't me, it was Rachel.
Rachel Berry: Wait, how? I only commented on how cute Santana and Karofsky are.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Just leave the blame on Santana, she was the one that said boy-on-boy action is hot (which it kind of is).
Sam Evans: O.o Something you want to share with us, Tina?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Uhm, nope...Not really.
Santana Lopez: What's there to share? Boy-on-boy is hot.
Finn Hudson: O.O
Quinn Fabray: What? Don't judge because it kind of is.
Brittany Pierce: Don't worry Finny, all girls think so :)
Blaine Anderson: And some guys do too, Brittany.
Brittany Pierce: Yeah, I know that, Blainely. You and my dolphin think so :)
Kurt Hummel: *blushes* Um, I guess so, Brit.
Santana Lopez: WANKY!
Artie Abrams: This whole conversion is just werid, man.
Wes Thompson: Do any of you want to help David and me out?
Rachel Berry: No, not really. You two were mean to me :/
David Tyler: We'll apologize! Please come!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: That's what she said.
Kurt Hummel: You are truly a pig, Noah Puckerman.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: But you love me anyway, Kurtsie.
Kurt Hummel: Not particulary, no.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: But you love Dapper over there, Kurtsie. Why not me? :(
Kurt Hummel: I will end you Puckerman! -_-
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Oh, please Kurtsie! Like you could even hurt me.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod fuckshit fuckshit fuckshit I was REALLY fucking wrong.
[Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and 12 others like this.]

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Kurt Hummel: I'm guess you took it back Puckerman ;)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Shut up Hummel before I come over there and do it myself.
Kurt Hummel: Oooh I'm soo scared *rolls eyes*

Kurt Hummel: Fuck what I said! AHHH SAVE ME!
[Santana Lopez and Noah 'Puck' Puckerman like this.]

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Rachel Berry: What's with all the violence, people? I feel like I'm in a correctional institution!
Quinn Fabray: When you're friends with Puck and Santana, you ARE in one.
Santana Lopez: Wow, thanks Q for thinking so highly of me. *rolls eyes*
Rachel Berry: NOAH! Get off of Kurt THIS INSTANCE!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Or what, Berry?
Rachel Berry: *smirks evily* I'm glad you asked, Noah...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: o.o What are you planning, Berry?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman is officially making it his life mission to make Rachel Berry's life a living hell.

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Sara Puckerman: NOAH ELIJAH PUCKERMAN! TAKE THIS STATUS OFF IMMEDIATELY!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: MA? When did YOU get a Facebook? I thought you said you didn't believe in 'social networking crap?'
Sara Puckerman: Don't talk back to me, young man!
Finn Hudson: Haha, you're tighttt Puckerman.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Silence before I end you, Hudson!
Sara Puckerman: Noah, that is no way to talk to your friends. Treat your friends with respect, mister!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Kill me now.

Mercedes Jones: U.S. History is so boring! Mr. Apflower is the definition of boring.
[Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Azimio Jackson and 8 others like this.]

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Azimio Jackson: I wonder how old Apflower is now. Like 295?
Rachel Berry: *snickers* More like 5032.
Tina Cohen-Chang: He was probably there when the Big Bang happened.
Quinn Fabray: Or before that...

Dave Karofsky is in ISS with Santana Lopez. Boring as fuck.
[Santana Lopez and Noah 'Puck' Puckerman like this.]

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Rachel Berry: Oh S and Dave, what did you guys do this time?
Santana Lopez: It may happen to involve a certain janitor's closet and Figgins going into the janitor's closet.
Wes Thompson: HAH! That's just sad that you two got caught! Haven't you two ever heard of a lock?
Santana Lopez: Yeah, well that fucking lock is broken thanks to a few people. *glares at Rachel, Mike and Puck*
David Tyler: Do we even want to know? o.O
Rachel Berry: Ew, David! You sicko, NOT LIKE THAT.
Mike Chang: The story goes like this: Rachel and I were making out in the janitor's closet during our free period and Puck likes to sleep in there that period as well. So, Rach and I got there first and locked the door. Puck was confused and basically broken the lock and then proceeded to break down the door. And thus, there is no lock on the janitor's closet door where everyone likes to make out in. The other closet smells like chemicals and shit so no one really goes in there.
Nick Duval: Oh...Makes sense I guess.
Wes Thompson: Rachel Barbra Berry! Why were making out with Michael in a closet? That could be dangerous! What if he took advantage of you? What if you got injured? What if someone caught you like they caught Santana and Karofsky? What would your fathers say?
Rachel Berry: Kurt, can you bitchslap Wes for me?
Kurt Hummel: Gladly.
Wes Thompson: Nuuuu! *hides behind David because he's tall*
Kurt Hummel: I'm sure that's the ONLY reason you hid behind David *insert sarcasm here*
David Tyler: What are you trying to say, Hummel?
Kurt Hummel: Oh you know DAMN WELL what I'm trying to say, Tyler.
Thad Jefferson: Oh wonderful, MORE fighting. *rolls eyes and sighs*

Wes Thompson: Oh wonderful! I have a red handprint on my cheek thanks to Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry.
[Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and 2 others like this.]

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Rachel Berry: Nothing that you didn't deserve, Wesley. ;)
Wes Thompson: I didn't deserve it! David's right, Kurt's bitchslap DOES hurt like a motherfucker! D:
Kurt Hummel: Oh boo hoo Wes. Don't be such a girl :P
Wes Thompson: Shut it Hummel -_-

And the chapter will end there. I'm sorry for the amount of time that it took for me to post this chapter and I promise I'll try to post more of this when I get the chance. It sucks that I don't have computer access. D:

I found that the chapter was lacking certain characters and I promise I will make up for that!

Coming up next:
More of the Kurtofsky/Klaine business, more Cherry and some Puck/Brittany/Artie drama! ;o Stay tuned :)