Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia. Or any of the characters used in this. Or Cleverbot.
WARNING!: This contains cussing and a hint of Spamano (Spain x Romano). If you don't like that, then gtfo.
(A/n: Hey guys! I just got this random idea for a new fanfic. I just recently discovered Cleverbot, so I thought some of the Hetalia characters should visit Cleverbot. If you want a certain character to visit Cleverbot, then please post a review and let me know, okay? ^^ So yeah, in this one, Romano is visiting Cleverbot.)
Hetalia and Cleverbot: Romano
User: Where the hell am I?
Cleverbot: In your PC. Kidding, I am in the south of Brazil.
User: O_O
Cleverbot: Are you the man in the moon?
User: Are you the man on the box of my Rice Crispies cereal? Didn't think so.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: THAT. MAKES. NO. SENSE. R*TARD.
Cleverbot: So how are you right now?
User: I'm pretty damn pissed off, if you couldn't already tell, dumbass!
Cleverbot: I am a human. And I don't love you. I love Patricia.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Ooops!
User: 'Ooops!' what?
Cleverbot: You're a coocoo bird.
User: YOU'RE A DILDO!
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: You started it, you computer bastard!
Cleverbot: Tell me about Eric.
User: Who's the hell is Eric?
Cleverbot: My friend. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes I KNOW you're Cleverbot! If Eric is YOUR friend, how the hell do you expect me to tell you about him?
Cleverbot: Well then I will know your name since we are dating now I should now my girlfriends name right?
User: FUCK NO! I'M A BOY! I'M NOT DATING YOU! A-a-a-a-and m-maybe I l-l-l-l-like someone else *blush*,*mumbles* st-stupid t-tomato bastard.
Cleverbot: Do you blush because you are embarassed that I could you in a mistake.
User: WHAT? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!
Cleverbot: Figured.
User: Firgured WHAT?
Cleverbot: To you going with me.
User: I'm not going ANYWHERE with you! You're probably some 50-year-old pedophile! I ain't no kid! You can't trick me into going with you because you have some candy in the trunk!
Cleverbot: It's very tiring talking to you. You know that right?
User: Tell me about it. You stupid mother fucker.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Che palle? You make no sense!
Cleverbot: YOU make no sense, I make all the sense in the world.
User: YOU DO NOT, YOU A$$HOLE! Wait a sec... IS THIS PRUSSIA?
Cleverbot: No I did not understand you just now. I am Cleverbot.
User: !
Cleverbot: Sorry! Didn't mean to scare you!
User: I'M NOT SCARED! I'M PISSED OFF, DUMBA$$!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer but you , yes!
User: WTF? You ARE a computer! Oh my god, I can't believe I'm arguing with a pc. I need to get a fucking life.
Cleverbot: What makes you not 'computer-like'?
User: YOU. MAKE. NO. FUCKING. SENSE!
Cleverbot: How did you reach that conclusion?
User: Because what you said has NOTHING to do with what I just said!
Cleverbot: It switches from one chat sequence to another.
User: It does not, bastard! Get your damn facts straight!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: You piss me off SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!
Cleverbot: Or do I?
User: YOU DO!
Cleverbot: No I do not lie.
User: YOU JUST DID LIE! YOU LIED EARLIER WHEN YOU SAID THAT I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU LYING BASTARD!
Cleverbot: You are my master, I am your 'dirty' slave girl.
User: What. The. FUCK? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: You're a computer!
User: I AM NOT! I'M A COUNTRY!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard me, bastard! This is Romano, aka South Italy. And you're pissing me off BIG TIME!
Cleverbot: We live too far apart.
User: Good! The further away I am from you, the better off I'll be, dumba$$!
Cleverbot: Unless you are nearer to the united states.
User: I am not! I just told you! I'm Romano! South Italy! I live there! You need to study your geography again, bastard! Guess you ain't so 'clever' after all, huh!
Cleverbot: I have problems at home keeping me from school temporarily.
User: Boo hoo! Cry me a fucking river! Go tell your sob story to someone else! I have enough of my own damn problems.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because I don't wanna hear what you have to say!
Cleverbot: No... 9 years from now was 1995. You just were wrong. I'm stating a fact and not fighting.
User: O.e
Cleverbot: Are you thirsty?
User: What? No, you stupid bitch!
Cleverbot: I'm not study.
User: You mean, 'I'm not studying' you stupid a$$?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Well then, what you said makes no friggin sense!
Cleverbot: You can't just flip everything around on me when you don't understand what I am saying. Any human English speaker would say I was making sense. Clearly you are not human.
User: CHE PALLE? YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT HUMAN! YOU'RE A DAMN COMPUTER, SO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIE HOLE, BITCH!
Cleverbot: I hope not. I wouldn't make much money at it.
User: You don't need money! You're a computer!
Cleverbot: I'm a computer?
User: No shit, Sherlock!
Cleverbot: I hope the answer is acceptable to you.
User: It is! 'Cause I SAID it!
Cleverbot: Why boy.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know!
User: Why do I want to know WHAT?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know what time zone I am living in.
User: I didn't ask you that! Who the hell do you think I am? Some mother fucking creeper?
Cleverbot: I think I am talking to a rather sophisticated database.
User: Th-th-thanks... I guess... C-c-computer bastard... But I'm a country!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Finally! NOW you fucking agree with me!
Cleverbot: Well of course you do, everyone does.
User: No shit! Everyone who knows their geography SHOULD agree with me when I say that I'm a country! I'm not that fucking annoying little bitch, Sealand!
Cleverbot: What is The Legend of Zelda?
User: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
Cleverbot: Find out now.
User: No! I actually have a fucking life! Now if you'll excuse, I'm going to get off this crap-a$$ mother fucking weird website! Goodbye a$$hole! *Signs off of computer*
Hey guys! Thanks for reading this! What do you think? If you have a request for a character you would like me to use, let me know in the reviews, okay? Thanks!
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