Disclaimer: I don't own POTC...but you already knew that because everyone says it so it's kinda pointless let's just continue with the introduction: Hello all! I have finally been persuaded to write a fangirl-into-movie fan fiction of POTC: DMC! So! Here it is! I am in it, as well as my best friend (she is my bff in real life too, by the way!) and we are trying to figure out how the heck we ended up here.

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"Mai, wake up! MAI!"

"WHUAH!" Maisie jumped as her friend poked her side.

"What was that for?" she glared.

"You were falling asleep." Erin said.

"Oh…sorry. Guess I need more caffeine." Maisie rubbed her eyes. She got up from the couch and walked into the kitchen. She filled the coffee maker, making sure it was exactly on the line, and added the ground beans, making sure that they also were exactly measured. She pressed the button and went to join Erin on the couch.

"What's his problem?" She pointed to the paused screen. Erin had paused the film to poke Maisie awake and Orlando was making a very deranged face. They had been watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest until Maisie began nodding off. She had already been working with hyper children all day long and had gotten extremely tired.

"C'mon, let's keep watching! And then I need to show you Naruto!" Erin bounced up and down.

"Ok…" Maisie picked up the remote and pressed play.

"By your leave, Mr. Norrington!" Will Turner said on screen. Norry began to chase Will up the stairs.

"WAIT!" Maisie threw up her arms. Erin paused it again, when the fish people finally got to the chest.

"What now?" Erin complained.

"Do you hear that?"

"No."

"The coffee maker…it's spazzing out. Oi!" Maisie got up and went to inspect the screaming coffee maker.

"C'mon Krupps! WORK!" Maisie started banging on it.

"Hey! Watch it or you're gonna break it!" Erin called over. Suddenly, all the lights went out and the TV started playing by itself.

"Whoa…weird power outage…" Maisie poked the now silent Krupps coffee maker. And then, the TV got extremely loud, making the living room rumble. The coffee maker began shaking violently, spilling half-made coffee all over the place.

"Bad coffee maker! Bad!" Maisie fought with it. Suddenly, there was a large explosion and everything went black.

Ohhh nooooo! What's going to happen to Maisie and Erin? Well, keep reading and find out!

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