"Cat, so help me god, I'm going to-"

"What?"

"Not you. THE cat."

"Oh, okay. G'night Jade."

"Good night, Cat—damn it, Cat!"

"WHAT?"

"No, THE Cat. It won't quit nuzzling my foot."

"Oh. 'Kay 'kay. Get some sleep, Baby."

"Sure—STOP, CAT!"

"WHAT NOW?"

"NO, it's STILL THE cat."

"It's so confusing!"

"I know. We shouldn't have named the cat Cat."

"Why did we name the cat Cat, anyway?"

"Cat, naming the cat Cat was your idea."

"I'm confused."

"It's okay, so am I."

"As long as I'm not the only one."

"No, you're not. Let's get some sleep, Sweetie."

"'Kay 'kay."

"Cat?"

…

"Cat?"

…

"CAT?"

"What?"

"Are you okay? Why didn't you respond?"

"I thought you meant Cat, not me."

"From now on, the Cat's name is Bob."

"But Cat's a girl cat."

"I don't care."

"Jade, that's mean. You don't name a girl cat Bob. You name it something girly. Like Cat!"

"We are not going to continue with a cat named Cat, Cat."

"Why not?"

"It's confusing. Girly is fine. Naming it Cat is not."

"Fine. Then her name is Jade—STOP, JADE! THAT TICKLES!"

"WE ARE NOT NAMING THE CAT JADE."

"So is her name Cat again?"

"FINE! As long as it isn't named after me."

"'Kay 'kay. Good night Jade. Good night Cat."

"…Cat?"

"Me or Cat-Bob-Jade?"

"You."

"Yes?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, Jade."

"Me, or Cat-Bob-Jade?"

"Human Jade."

"Good. Good night, Cat."

"Good night, Human Jade. Good night, Cat-Bob-Jade."