Hamster girl... first one i've ever seen really. :3

"These cures are most likely complete baloney, but we should give it a try... oh... the DNA samples are all different... rodents have to have skin, felines need toe or fingernails, and canines need hair." Double D said. Alyssa nodded her tiny head and Alex barked in agreement. Tim didn't seem very happy about a cure, and Alice mewed happily. They were already walking towards Rolf's house for some samples. Since Alyssa was the smallest, she was able to squeeze through under the door and unlock it, letting the others inside.

"They still have all this plastic covering?" Eddy asked, seeing all the furniture covered up.

"Rolf's family is weird." Ed said with a grin, then went off into the halls. Eddy and Alyssa walked through the halls. Seems that the family was out for the time. Eddy opened a door to find a room completely filled with brushes and hair stuff, like a barber's shop.

"It's a barber shop in here. Let's find one of that fatass's hair!" Alex barked out, sniffing in and walking inside.

"But there's so much hair! How are we going to tell what hair is hers?" Alyssa squeaked curiously. Double D came in with Ed and Alice.

"There's so much hair in here! But how-"

"Found one!" Alex barked, gesturing over to the most girliest brush, and it was clean minus a few hairs on it. "I'd never forget that fat bitches stench." Alex growled. Alyssa scampered off, and then tripped over something hard near a small jar. She picked it up to find a huge naturally yellow misshapen toenail. She turned to a dark green color.

"What did you find Alyssa?" Double D asked, then picked up what she just picked up and nearly vomited. Then he took out a plastic baggy and put the toenail and hair in. "DISGUSTING!" Eddy stuck out his tongue in disgust as he took the bag and looked at the toenail.

"These people never heard of a nail clipper?" Alice went under the table and pulled out a hedge clipper.

"Seems that they didn't." Double D said.

"I got me a jar of toenails!" Ed said, taking the jar and putting it in his pocket.

"That's disgusting Ed!" Double D said, turning green. Alyssa squeaked in agreement and squeezed under a door, then the door opened to let the others in. Seems that it was Rolf's parent's room. The bed was clean and covered in plastic. Alex sniffed the air and felt like she was going to vomit all over the carpet. Double D searched the carpet for samples, and Tim just chewed on it. Double D managed to find a small skin sample, and put it in the bag before getting up. Ed rolled around, hugging his toenails. But then the front door slammed open.

"I SMELL FILTHY ED BOYS! VICTOR! DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE AGAIN?" Rolf yelled. Double D jumped, and Eddy was wide eyed. Ed had no idea what was going on. Alyssa crept up Double D's leg and crawled under his hat fearfully.

"That has got to be Alyssa. I mean, who else would know her way around on you?" Eddy mocked, a perverted smile on his face. Alice facepalmed.

"You don't realize how perverted you sound..." Alice mewed, sweatdropping. But then all of them scattered and hid once stomping noises could be heard. Rolf opened the door, but couldn't see anyone.

"...hm..." He glared, and shut the door. His footsteps could be heard down the halls, disappearing from ears. One by one, they all snuck out of the room and went into the back, which was the butchery. Alex, Tim, and Ed were drooling at all the meat, ready to eat. Double D looked out the back window, and only the animals were walking around. Eddy opened the door and ran out, but before he could leap the fence, he was caught in a net by Rolf. Rolf stomped into the building, seething mad.

"ED BOYS!" He scooped up Ed, and then Double D. Tim and the Als scattered, and Rolf placed the net holding the boys above the weiner maker and chased after the animals. "Rolf will turn you rodents into sausages!" He yelled, getting a long stick. Alice gulped as she hid behind a barrel. Alyssa sat on her head, also swallowing hard. Tim growled, then bit Rolf on the ankle. Rolf yelled out in pain and tried to shake him off. "LET GO OF ROLF MONGREL!" Alex bolted past them, and began to try to knock away the net holding the Eds. she tried shaking it out of the way of the sausage maker, but the net began to give away.

"STOP ALEX!" Double D cried out.

"YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!" Eddy yelled.

"I gotta pee you guys!" Ed whined.

"NOOOO!" Eddy and Double D cried out, both knowing Ed wasn't afraid to pee himself.

"RAAAWWWRRR!" They all heard the roar of a lion, and all the chaos stopped in that second. Alyssa the hamster sat on the tiled ground, angry.

"Alyssa?" Double D asked.

"Eddy! Double D! ...I just peed myself..."

"YOU HAVE TAINTED MY SAUSAGES!" Rolf yelled. Alice clawed the net and the boys fell out of it, and came out as sausages, screaming. Alex and Tim chased after the Eds out the door, and as the Eds ran, the goat, chickens, and the pig smelled the delicious smell and chased after the sausage Eds. Alice and Alyssa dashed out of the house with Rolf yelling angrily behind them.

Hours Later

Double D was eaten up, and on the inside was his normal self. Alex and Tim were dragging their tongues on the carpet, not wanting to taste any more because Alyssa just happened to mention that Ed tinkled above the sausage maker. "Alice... here girl!" Eddy said, no longer a sausage, and tempting Alice with a fish as Double D prepared the bath. Eddy teased her and Double D put in the toenail sample in the milk and stirred the milk with a large stick.

"Mrowr!~" Alice purred. Ed went out the door after the two dogs, and Alyssa following to make sure they didn't throw up all over the couch. Double D ran out after them and Eddy pulled away the fish, and Alice landed in the milk bath. There was an instant poof of smoke, and Alice coughed as she got out of the milk bath. Eddy looked up at her, and his nose erupted with blood and he grinned like an idiot. Alice looked down at Eddy and blushed really hard, then screamed. The last thing Eddy saw, was her foot going at hypersonic speed into his face and crotch.