Here we go chapter 19! You know, this chapter is almost as good as Twilight. Make of that what you will.

AN: plz stup flaming da story (No. As a matter of fact I will continue to 'flam' this story until my hand breaks off for it is a free country and I can do whatever I want if it's not on the illegal list!) if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 (That's right you caught me, I am a jelous foken prep. If only I could be as smart and goffic as you.) frum noq un (Frog Noms University? What?) im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz! (She's going to hit a large percussion instrument called a gong with a malleta and deal us something if we don't give her good reviowz. I see...) 111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11

All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. (How about you think about something else? Like rainbows and My Little Pony?) We were so fucking pissed off. (I thought that you were clearly happy about Dumbledore's sudden ,- I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. (Another concert! Wow I can't wait to hear about it. Let me guess, MCR will actually be revealed to be Volsemort and da Death Dealers!)

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. (Cutting class instead of her wrists. That's an improvement-somewhat.) Draco was being all secretive. (Ohhh this is getting good!)

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). (NO! They are the exact opposite of hot!)

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes (Why does everyone suddenly have a freaking rabbit! The rules state that you can bring a cat, owl,or toad to Hogwarts. There was never any mention of hares! Dumbledore even killed his hare because they were going out of style. Looks like Draco just got the memo and tried to hide his hare in his pupils which is not only stupid but completely heinous for the eyesight!) like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. (I have never heard this song! However in Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I've seen the video and if you meant 'hair' earlier, he has short spiky hair in the video so that means you are automatically a prep if a person like me can notice something like that for a band I somewhat like and who you basically worship. ) He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) (Oh these puns keep getting better and better. Did I not warn you about these?) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. (A cross belly fing. Haha geddit? A belly 'fing' because she is such a goth that she replaces ring with fing because it sounds more like fucking which she enjoys doing 24/7! Yeah... I guess I'm not as good as Tara at making puns.) My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee (NO! You do not look anything like Amy Lee for she is pretty and you're just a clown faced whore!) in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) (Gong Under. I would love to see that.)

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled. (Wait- where did this come from? How is he accusing you? Are you mad because no one understands him or are you mad because nobody is giving you attention for once? This sentence is beyond comprehension.)

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

("Grunted" and "Moaned." BAD IMAGES IN MY BRAIN!)

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. (What the bloody hell are they even going on about?)

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. (Well we have no idea what you heard! Alls I got out of this was how you aren't the center of attention. Can you please clarify what it was that makes you swear at people uneccesarily?) I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces (I have nothing to say to this which will make it sound good.) like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois(I'm positive nothing like that has ever happened in a music video. If it did it was never produced to the public.) (raven that is soo our video!). (Raven give me bak my dam sweaater! Oh wait, we're past that.) I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. (In June me and my friend were discussing the matter on if you could smoke pot through a cigarette because of this sentence. It is possible, but it takes a hell of a lot of work- which we all know Ebony/Enoby/ and whatever the other two's names are, have no attention span for. And she says this as if it's something dramatic. Newsflash, you have been getting high throughout this entire damn story!)

Suddenly Hargrid came. (Yuck.) He had appearated. (Which you cannot do inside Hogwarts!)

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. (I don't do drugs but isn't smoking pot supposed to help you relax?) "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?" (He's a Satanist and a Hogwarts student! Hardcore Hargrid has come to kill you!)

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore. (Why would it be Draco? He's too busy 'banging' on the door and PMSing. As for Tom Rid you only met him once and he is now homeless because he gave you free clothes and lost his job. Of all the people in the world, what on earth made you think it would be him?)

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. (Dumbledore used to be cool, then he turned into a goth, wore an Avril Lavigne robe, and now he has a purse. Why does the world not make sense anymore! Next thing you know a villainous character will wear high heels and start talking in thy olde british language. XD) "What are u wearing to the concert?" ("Because if it's against school uniform I'm going to kick your ass!")

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped. (Well he should considering there were posters for the concert hanging in his school which I am assuming he gave permission for!)

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. (So let's see here gothz and punx going to da concert. That eliminates punks considering nobody has been classified as one yet, so now we only have around 7 people going to the concert considering everyone else is a 'stoopid foken prep' which means MCR are sellouts in this world.) "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u." (He has STD's!)

I'm working on chapter 20 at the moment and am wanting to post it by the end of the day today. As for chapter 21, you will all either see that today or tomorrow. I'm doing my best! =)