Disclaimer: I do not own Inazuma Eleven.

I always wanted to do a GouenjiXHaruna multi chapter fic…. but I ended up with making the fourth and the only installment of Inazuma Diaries to be published by me. Even though this fic is a spin-off of Inazuma Japan's Notice Board... It will do well as a stand alone fic too.

Just another day in Hell. Things can't get worse

My room

8 PM LST

Dear Diary,

…

GOD! Dear diary?

Who AM I KIDDING?

All this stupid diary business started during FFI Prelims. After another half assed attempt at Tiger Storm, Toramaru said that he thought that I had 'serious emotional problems'. Kazemaru's ears perked up at this as he came over and gave me his Pearls of Advice.

Damn Kazemaru for suggesting that maintaining a diary is a great 'psychoanalytical exercise' and damn Endou a hundred times more for actually getting me one.

I didn't write anything up till now because a diary sounds so girly.

And I'm NOT A GIRL.

I'm even sounding like Kazemaru now. Great.

No wonder the poor bloke is in therapy.

But today, at the team showers, Tobitaka told us, 'Some things are inevitable'.

Okay. It was in the relation to how people unfairly expect players like Fideo to whip their jerseys whenever they score whereas they'd want players like Kabeyama to keep them on.

But still.

And now I really have to ask myself a question: Why the hell am I thinking of TOBITAKA in his TOWEL?

My brain cells must be fried.

Uh.. so yeah. Days of hellish practise are ON. Everyone is pretty fired up and nervous after the tie with Orpheus- 'gin gin' as that Dylan guy would say.

Endou, being Endou, is in his total 'Sakka Yaroze' mode which makes me want to hurl every time he goes 'You know what yaroze'.

Kidou is of no help since he has a habit of reciting trigonometric ratios whenever he's fired up and/or nervous. It's not easy when someone passes you the ball with 'Sine 60 degree is root three upon two, Gouenji!'

How the hell am I supposed to shoot like that?

I should go down for dinner now- I think Sakuma team vs Fudou team Food Fight has started. I'll hate to miss this one because since Sakuma is going out with Otonashi (Kidou has NO idea about it) whereas Fudou has taken upto himself to rat him out, therefore they share a mutual antagonism towards each other now.

Oh crap. I've forgotten my jacket at the beach.

Endou and his tire practice. Sheesh.

Just another day in Hell. Thought things couldn't get worse, but guess what? They just freakkin did!

The Beach

10 PM LST

Damn Endou a million times and damn his tire a billion times more.

Note to self: Stop using 'damn' so much. Kazemaru was right. Bad karma.

Why couldn't I eat without my jacket?

Why. WHY?

It was peaceful. I found my jacket and put it on.

Fine.

Then I found Otonashi lying on the beach.

First reaction: Dead Body! Kidou is going to kill me! (OK. I blame Fubuki for this thought because what people don't know is that the Price of Snowfield is a Fox Crime addict. He literally worships Boston Legal.)

Second reaction: If I don't do anything, Kidou will kill me anyway.

So I pulled her to a standing position.

'Otonashi' I shook her gently.

She stirred. I exhaled in relief. Too bad I didn't know what was coming.

Suddenly she, looking seriously delusional (or seriously drunk, I belatedly recognize) tackled me to th ground.

I was reeling in shock when she pulled in a hug going 'Honey!'.

I was way too scared shit as she collapsed on me.

What happened next was that I saw the face of the last person I'd wanted to see.

With her eyes as wide as frisbees, looking as if someone had given her an Ichinose plushie.

Urabe Rika. Sprinting back to the lodge as if her cleats were on fire.

I knew I was dead.

I'd half expected to see Kidou to come out, twirling a shotgun in his hand, like in the western movies, saying to me in a menacing twangy texan accent 'Back off, hot shot.' while giving me the Evil Eye atop his (alleged)World War Panzer.

I'm seriously starting to sympathize with that dude in 'My Sassy Girl'. Drunk girls are hard to handle.

Looks like I'm going to live one more day though..

Otonashi is coming around. That girl has some serious explaining to do.

More tomorrow.

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