A/N: CaitlinXcowz was the one who requested this, so I'm putting it under Bee's Raps, but it's more of my own commentary on anime fans. Personally, I don't watch much anime. I don't watch TV at all, really. I honestly feel my brain synapses dying away whenever I do, but sometimes I'll watch one of the "big ones" if I really loved the manga, or if I'm sick at home and have nothing better to do besides wasting a few hours. My last time with the flu, I sat and watched all of Vampire Knight in three days.

Anime Star

(parody of Rock Star by N.E.R.D.)

by Rhov

Naruto watchers.
Yo yo yeah, yo yo yeah, yo yo yeah, yo yo yeah, uh, yeah
One Piece watchers.
Show's almost over now
Show's almost over now.
For you anime watchers, yeah
Show's almost over now, show's almost over now.

You think the shows you watch are okay,
You think ninjas will save the day,
You think we don't see that you're watching.
Better call your mom 'cause I'm coming.

You can't be me, an Anime Star.
I'm rocking on the top of a charts by far.
I'm a ninja and my jutsu is on par.
Show's almost over now, show's almost over now.

Bleach, Fairy Tail, Deadman Wonderland,
One Piece, Code Geass, Skip Beat, D Gray-man.
Brotherhood, Gundam Wing, Clannad, oh damn!
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

You think these shows just won't ever quit.
You think that you can get away with it.
You think your parents won't throw a fit.
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Something's on your screen, better get it off.
Race to the john before commercial's off.
You think gotta hold it just some more
Since show's almost over now, almost over now.

You had plenty of time, there was no rush,
Grab one more Red Bull, then go watch us.
You're in TV Land so you don't care
And as you watch that bright lenseflare.

You can't be me, an Anime Star.
I'm rocking on the top of a charts by far.
I'm a ninja and my jutsu is on par.
Show's almost over now, show's almost over now.

Bleach, Fairy Tail, Deadman Wonderland,
One Piece, Code Geass, Skip Beat, D Gray-man.
Brotherhood, Gundam Wing, Clannad, oh damn!
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

You think these shows just won't ever quit.
You think that you can get away with it.
You think your parents won't throw a fit.
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Something's on your screen, better get it off.
Race to the john before commercial's off.
You think gotta hold it just some more
Since show's almost over now, almost over now.

Show's almost over now, show's almost over now.

You don't succeed 'cause you watch all night.
Homework's such a drag, read manga by flashlight.
You've learned Japanese, parents don't know why.
Spent all gym class practicing kunai.

You can't be me, an Anime Star.
I'm rocking on the top of a charts by far.
I'm a ninja and my jutsu is on par.
Show's almost over now, show's almost over now.

Bleach, Fairy Tail, Deadman Wonderland,
One Piece, Code Geass, Skip Beat, D Gray-man.
Brotherhood, Gundam Wing, Clannad, oh damn!
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

You think these shows just won't ever quit.
You think that you can get away with it.
You think your parents won't throw a fit.
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Something's on your screen, better get it off.
Race to the john before commercial's off.
You think gotta hold it just some more
Since show's almost over now, almost over now.

You can't be me, an Anime Star.
I'm rocking on the top of a charts by far.
I'm a ninja and my jutsu is on par.
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Bleach, Fairy Tail, Deadman Wonderland,
One Piece, Code Geass, Skip Beat, D Gray-man.
Brotherhood, Gundam Wing, Clannad, oh damn!
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Anime stars never really die,
You believe that?
Look at Jiraiya, or Ace.
Show's almost over now, almost over now.

Anime stars never really die.
Brought to you by Jump Weekly.
Comin' to a theater near you.

A/N: So the big question: Is Naruto almost over now? Hell, I thought for certain Bleach would end with Aizen, so I'm not taking any more guesses. And with Fairy Tail recently bombing us with a seven-year timeskip totally out of nowhere, I'm learning that these mangaka really can hit you with totally unexpected curves, seemingly for no reason at all.