Arthur's a/an ...

Summary: Sequel to "Arthur's a Stupid Man". Series of one-shot. This would be more Arthur centric point of view but I can mix it with some others. I have the chapters outline but request are welcome and I will try to incorporate them. Ranges from fluff to explicit.

Author's Note: Inspiration comes! To all "When Merlin Became His Bride" readers don't worry, I promise to have the next chapter out before or on Monday! I just have many work loads this week and can't concentrate on the fic. Now this one is shorter, so this is kind of my apology to you guys. Enjoy!

Chapter One: ...Patient Man

Where Merlin still dreams or compares Arthur to his dead boyfriend and Arthur waits till Merlin is fully his.

It was during the middle of the night or when Merlin was distracted that he comes out.

"Will...*sobs...Will...I miss you."

Arthur should really be foaming in the mouth from anger but he was taught long ago to choose his battles wisely. He had always stuck to that principle since becoming a lawyer and it was really no different from how he handles his own personal life.

"Will used to do that, much better..."

In his heart, he already knows that Merlin is his, mind, body and soul. He just, kind of, shares with a ghost a small portion of his heart.

"Will used to drag me out of the office to have a picnic to keep me from going insane. It was fun and spontaneous."

He also knows that he can never really compete with something that is not even there. Besides, he was here and that man was not; even if that sounds really mean, it is only the truth. And Arthur is the defender of the truth (because Merlin will nag at him if he tries to defend some scum and possibly banned him from bed). Of course, he still does white lies, even to himself and especially to Merlin.

"Arthur? I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say his name *sobbing sounds* I just ... I just..."

"It's okay Merlin. Shhh...don't cry love. I understand."

"I'm sorry...*cries* I'm really sorry."

"I know love. I understand. Shh...please stop crying. I hate seeing you cry."

And even if his heart twist into a knot at Merlin gently caressing his picture whenever Merlin thinks he is not looking, he will still pretend that everything is okay and waits for Merlin to come to his embrace. Because Merlin will always come back to him in the end.

"Ugh.."

"Ah, I'm sorry for waking you up Arthur."

"You didn't wake me up. I couldn't sleep without you."

" *chuckles* I didn't know that you couldn't sleep without me."

"You don't know a lot about me. I'm like an onion. You have to peel me to get to the inside."

"Arthur, that sounds like a come on."

"My, such a dirty mind you have."

"Well, if you don't want to peel me, I guess I'll g – ahh!"

"Shut up and strip."

" *giggles*"

"Now Merlin!"

"Yes Arthur."

In the end, it doesn't matter.

"Ahh...Arthur!"

"Yes? What do you need Merlin. You have to tell me."

"You! All I need is you! Push harder!"

"Your wish is my command."

"ARTHUR!"

Because in the end, Arthur is patient enough to wait until Merlin calls only his name. And that day will come soon enough.

TBC...

Author's Note: Hope you guys like it. I think I can update this faster since their shorter, but I make no promises! Please review so I can know your thoughts! For those of you who have a request, you can tell me. I think you guys get the gist of the story. Everything must finished the sentence, "Arthur's a/an ...".

Anyway, review please!

Reply to reviews from Arthur's a Stupid Man: Thank you for those who took the time to read the first one. I hope you guys like this series! It was because of you guys I got the inspiration to write this sequel.

Malie2511: I am so honoured to have you think so. I was worried about the smut. It was my very first one. I don't want it over rated! I hope you will like this series.

MirrorFlower and DarkWind: Haha, hope you will continue to love the fluffiness and cuteness I plan to inject in this series.

Helen: Thank you. Haha, I they are certainly very matching together.

Beizanten: Thank you. Though does that mean my Merlin is OOC? Wahh...I hope not. Don't worry about Gwaine. I plan to have a fic for GwainexMerlin because I really like Gwaine. I hope you will like this sequel.

Colbywaits4love: Haha, I thought that it was long and people would not bother to read it anymore. Well, I hope you will still like this series, despite the shortness the chapters.

sans toi: And I love you! Weehhee! Thank you for reviewing. I hope you will like this lighter series.