AN: Still on holidays, but I'd posted this for the dmhgchallenge drabbles over at lj and I've now got clearance to post it freely. So here you go!

Library Notes

Granger,

If roses are red and violets are blue, then why does your hair smell so unfuckingbelievable?

"Incendio."

Granger,

That was rude. I was trying to be romantic.

"Incendio."

Granger,

You leave me no choice. I'll have to say this out loud…

"Granger, I love—"

"Malfoy, I swear I'll hex your balls to Tahiti if you don't let me study in peace!"

Silence.

Five minutes later.

Granger,

Stop nibbling on your quill. It does funny things to my nether regions. Do you want to do funny things to my nether regions?

Malfoy,

Eff you.

Granger,

Please do. You'll like it.