Hey guys, this is just a random one-shot that popped into my head while I was trying to decide which bleach picture I wanted to draw and I past one with Toushiro, Ichigo, and Kempachi.

Whaa?...

* In the Soul Society...*

Karin stumbled through Toushiro's office door," Hi ya Toushi!"she said swaying.

Toushiro looked up from his paper work," Oh no Karin, did Rangiku put more sake in your drink again?"

" Yeh, she did!" Karin giggled.

Toushiro looked at Karin,something was diffrent..." Karin whose haori are you wearing? I know it's not mine because A, I hid all of my haori's, B. thats a size "huge",Toushiro said entering panick mode.

Karin staggered over to Toushiro and put an arm on his shoulder," Shh..." she giggled,"Kempachi was taking a bath. Momo dared me to steal it."Karin said entering a giggle fit,(Stupid Momo, she is the one that always causes Toushiro pain now she's trying to execute his GF,NOT COOL!) ," He wasn't looking so," Karin moved closer to Toushiro's ear," I stolded it." Karin whispered giggling.( Yes I know I misspelled Stolded but thats how she pronounced it.)

" You stole it from Kenpachi!" Toushiro shrieked.

" Dn't worry Toushi, He never notice." she said before passing out on his office floor.

Toushiro was frozen in place twitching, his girlfriend who was alive and human was very popular in the Soul Society. Now she's stolen from Kenpachi Zaraki? Maybe she'll be allowed to stay here after he murders us.

~ BANG ~ BANG ~ BANG, came from down the hallway.

Toushiro reconized this banging noise, it only happens when Kenpachi is about to chew somebody out.

" Toushiro! I gotta talk to you!" Kenpachi called from down the hall.

"EEEPPPP." Toushiro screeched starting to try to get Kenpachi's haori off Karin.

" What the hell is going on?" Ichigo asked walking down the hall and into Toushiro's open office door," Hey Toushiro whats- What the hell are you doing to my sister?"Ichigo gaped at the scene of one of his friend yanking clothes off his sister

" It's not what it looks like!" Toushiro threw his hands in the air.

" It looks like you put somethin' in my sisters drink and your undressing her!" Ichigo yelled, then Kenpachi walked up and loomed behind him," Is that my haori?"

" Oh boy.." Toushiro thought.

Kenpachi walked past Ichigo and started to pull the remaining sleeve of his haori off Karin and put it back on himself," Thats better, c'mon Ichigo lets go."

" What?" Ichigo asked.

Kenpachi walked past Ichigo and dragged him out of the room by his ear," Oww.. Kenpachi what the hell let go!"

~SLAP~

"OWW.. WHAT THE HELL KENPACHI?" Ichigo shreiked rubbing his cheek.

" You use the word hell too much, get a diffrent word would ya?" Kenpachi drug him down the hall way.

Toushiro sat dumbfounded on his office door as he heard the conversation that faded as they got farther down the hall way," Whaa?"

I love Kempachi too much to be mean to him I mean really, I was all upset over how the big transformed version of Tesla was crushing Ichigo and I mean literally soaked myself in tears and just when he was about to die Kempachi randomly popps up in Los Noches with his sword," What have we here? This is quite a fix you've got yourself into."

Kenpachi was apart of the calverly I was waiting for! Now if next saturday would just come I could see what happens to Ichigo.