hey all of you wonderful people of ! This story has been on my mind for a while and I finally got to writing it.. but oh no, it isnt just the lovably insane Ninjapoke writing this story, but also the wonderfully psychotic Quegalfreshbreath! That's right ladies and freaks, part one will be here under my name, and part two will be under quegal. Well, on to the story!

Introduction

Hey their ladies and gents, Joker here!

Today I'm going to tell you a story, it's a true story, but a good story about the Gotham Rouges and the one and only ME!

Ok, let's face it. We are all getting old, not that I mind, I can't wait to be senile! The only down side is that the older we get, the harder it is to have fun with dear old Batsy! Tragic, I know. But, you see, Batman had the right idea.

Now I know what you are thinking, "Joker you handsome man, since when has Batman had any ideas that you didn't think of first? Aren't you his superior?" Well flattery will get you nowhere you twit.

But his fantastic idea was the Boy Blunder! That's right! Little baby Roby was Batman's greatest idea ever! I mean sure I killed one of them but that is beside the point. The real point is that Batman has an apprentice, a mini-me so to speak. So now when Bats is old and grey, little Robin will be there to carry out his 'legacy'… if I don't kill him too.

Now the Rouges and I have finally realized how good idea that his is so that one day, Robin can fight Mini-Joker and Mini-Harley. Now enjoy this story folks, cuz this is what happens when villains get sidekicks!

Love your Uncle J.

yes i am aware of how pitifully short that was, which is why I am posting chapter one as well. I would put them together, but it seems to fit better this way. Reviews are greatly appreciated, and so is criticism, but we prefer no flames... All you need is love and all that jazz. Oh and for those of you who read Blood and Diamond (quegalfreshbreath) or Raggedy Ann (me) i can speak for myself (and probably Que too) when i say that they will continue but updates might be a bit slower, (meaning instead of every three days, it might take up to a week ect.)