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Author's Note: I love reading the Facebook style fan fictions about Klaine so I decided to write one myself. My sixth fanfiction of Klaine. I think I need a life because all I do is think of Klaine. Yup, definitely need a life. But maybe later. Klaine is much better than life. Klaine is life. Anyway, I hope you like it.
BTW, set after Silly Love Songs. And Jeremiah didn't reject Blaine so now they are a couple. Also, Kurt never told Blaine that he has feelings for him. Kurt is still in love with Blaine. And it isn't Valentine's day yet. Set the week before Valentine's day.
A little drama but also humor here. Though if it isn't funny, just bear with me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or Klaine or everyone or Facebook.
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Chapter One:
Dislikes, Bitch Rachel, and Jelaine
Blaine Anderson has just joined facebook.
Blaine Anderson has added Kurt Hummel, Jeremiah Watson, and 167 others as his friends
Blaine Anderson and Jeremiah Watson are in a relationship.
Blaine Anderson and Jeremiah Watson likes this
Wes Yang ^dislike this^
Thad Andrews, David Thompson, and 157 likes this
Kurt Hummel: Why did you guys like that?
Blaine Anderson: Yeah! Why did you guys do that?
David Thompson: Kurt, please don't tell us that you didn't want to like that too.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt would never do that!
David Thompson: *raises eyebrow*
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, I support Blaine and Jeremiah's relationship 100%
Wes Yang: LIAR!
David Thompson, Thad Stevens, Mercedes Jones, and 114 others likes this
Kurt Hummel: Mercedes!Why'd you like that?
Mercedes Jones: Because Wes is right, white boy!
Blaine Anderson: I don't believe any of you guys. Kurt's my only true friend right now.
Kurt Hummel likes this
David Thompson: How could Blaine be so clueless?
Mercedes Jones, Wes Thompson, and 132 otherslikes this
Blaine Anderson: What are you guys talking about? *insert confused look*
David Thompson: *facepalm*
Wes Yang: *facepalm*
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*
Rachel Berry: *facepalm*
Finn Hudson: *facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: what's a facepalm?
Santana Lopez: How can one sexy hobbit be so clueless?
Kurt Hummel: Stop that you guys! Blaine is not clueless!
Blaine Anderson: What is going on? And why are you guys blowing up my notifications!
Kurt Hummel: I'll PM you!
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Blaine Anderson: Oh...Why did you guys just tell me that you guys felt that the song I sang to Jeremiah was kind of inappropriate?
Wes Yang: *shakes his head in disbelief* Blaine, the song was about sex toys! Of course it was inappropriate. We are lucky we aren't banned from the GAP.
Santana Lopez: Wanky!
Blaine Anderson: How could I be banned? I'm dating the assistant manager. :)
Wes Yang: Again. ^dislike so much^
Kurt Hummel: Wes! Would you stop disliking everything Blaine posts?
Blaine Anderson likes this
Wes Yang: You didn't tell him the real reason, Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: Would you just stop it, Wes? *bitch glare*
Wes Yang: *rolling his eyes* Fine, but I'm not the one hurting.
Blaine Anderson: What the hell is going on? And again my notifications are blowing up!
Kurt Hummel: Don't mind Wes, Blaine. He's just stupid.
Blaine Anderson, David Thompson, and 84 others likes this
Wes Thompson: Bastards! All of you are freaking bastards! David? How could you?
David Thompson: Sometimes you are. Especially with your obsession with your gavel.
Wes Thompson: *hits David with his gavel*
David Thompson: OW! Wesley! That hurts!
Blaine Anderson: Would you two stop acting like babies and stop blowing up my freaking notifications! Also, tell me what the hell is going on.
David Thompson: Ugh! We just don't like that moped head boyfriend of yours.
Blaine Anderson: Why you can't two be supportive like Kurt is?
Wes Yang: If only you knew
David Thompson: If only
Blaine Anderson: If only I know what?
Kurt Hummel: Answer that and I will cut you and throw you corpse into the sea.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt...
Kurt Hummel: Blaine...
Blaine Anderson: What aren't you telling me?
Kurt Hummel: How about we just go for coffee?
Blaine Anderson: I'll make you tell me, Hummel. ;)
Kurt Hummel: Bring it, Anderson! ;)
Wes Yang: *rolls his eyes and hits his forehead in disbelief* Clueless...
David Thompson, Mercedes Jones, and 156 others likes this
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Blaine Anderson to Jeremiah Watson: I can't wait for our date on Friday!
Wes Yang: ^dislike again^
Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, and 123 others likes this
Blaine Anderson: WESLEY YANG! Would you stop disliking everything I post! Come on, man! What the hell is your problem?
Wes Yang: It's a free country, Anderson. I can post anything I want!
Blaine Anderson: Why can't you dislike David or someone else? Why me?
Wes Yang: Because I don't dislike what David does. I dislike yours.
Blaine Anderson: I really hate you right now, Wesley.
Wes Yang: You'll thank me someday. ;)
Blaine Anderson: Never!
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Kurt Hummel: is heartbroken.
Wes Yang: I'm so sad for you, Kurt. ^dislike this so much I'm crying^
Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, and 109 likes this
Mercedes Jones: Kurt, I'm so sorry. Want to go shopping tomorrow?
Kurt Hummel: Sure, baby.
David Thompson: Just understand him, he is very clueless. Unlike all of us who knows.
Finn Hudson: Want me to kick his ass? The guys can help.
Noah Puckerman: Yeah, we will totally hit his head so much that he'll realize he loves you too.
Quinn Fabray: I don't think violence will help.
Britney S. Pierce: STOP THE VIOLENCE!
Rachel Berry: Britney's right. And on the behalf of Glee club, we are all so sorry for you and we have your back.
Santana Lopez: Do you always just think about the Glee club? Do you even have a life?
Rachel Berry: ...
Santana Lopez: Thought so... :)
Finn Hudson: Santana quit bothering Rachel.
Rachel Berry: :) *insert silent thank you*
Finn Hudson: It's not her fault she doesn't have a life.
Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, and 132 others likes this
Rachel Berry: :(
Santana Lopez likes this
Rachel Berry: Go fuck yourself on the corner, you slut!
Santana Lopez: O_O
Quinn Fabray: O_O
Kurt Hummel: O_O
Noah Puckerman: O_o That was hot!
Finn Hudson: O_O Totally!
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Kurt Hummel: Went shopping today with Mercedes Jones and bump into someone.
Finn Hudson: Who?
Mercedes Jones: Blaine and Jeremiah
Wes Yang: Do I even need to do it? ^dislike^
Blaine Anderson: For crying out loud, Wesley, what the hell is your problem?
Wes Yang: *facepalm because his best friend is so clueless*
David Thompson: What the hell did I do?
Wes Yang: Not you, idiot.
Blaine Anderson: Why am I clueless again?
Wes Yang: *facepalm*
David Thompson: *facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm?
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Sam Evans: "I thought you'd always be mine...I'm gone..."
Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Kurt Hummel, and 76 others likes this
Santana Lopez: Sammy Evans, you are bieberlicious.
Quinn Fabray and 14 others likes this
Quinn Fabray: Hey! Don't flirt with my boyfriend on facebook!
Santana Lopez: You have no right to tell me who I can't flirt with, Ms. Cheater-who-cheats-on-her-boyfriends.
Sam Evans: What is she talking about?
Santana Lopez: Didn't you know? Quinn cheating on you with Man boobs.
Sam Evans: Who?
Santana Lopez: Finn.
Finn Hudson: ^dislike^
Santana Lopez: :)
Finn Hudson: Awww come on! No one likes the dislike?
Santana Lopez: :)
Santana Lopez: Like if you believe that Finn has man boobs?
Noah Puckerman, Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry, and 78 others likes this
Finn Hudson: Screw all of you! Go to hell! Plus, Rachel? You actually liked that? I thought you loved me? :(
Rachel Berry: Remember that we're not a couple anymore? Besides, you really do have man boobs andwe are going to hell!
Santana Lopez: Looks like this is a side I never saw in you, man hands. I actually like it.
Rachel Berry: Well you'll see this side of me more often now, bitch!
Noah Puckerman: This is hot. O_O
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Sam Evans to Quinn Fabray: Is it true? You cheated on me?
Quinn Fabray: ...I love you, Sam...
Sam Evans: PM me, now!
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Sam Evans is now single
Santana Lopez: Do you want to feel better?
Sam Evans: How? The woman I love cheated on me.
Santana Lopez: Come to my house and you'll feel better. ;)
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Sam Evans feels so much better right now. Thank you, Santana Lopez
Santana Lopez: Wow...I never thought you're wild in bed. Never thought. Wow...my bed is broken.
Noah Puckerman: O_O
Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, and 8 others likes this
Britney S. Pierce: Why do you guys like owl eyes?
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Quinn Fabray is now single
Mercedes Jones: I'm so sorry.
Kurt Hummel and Tina Cohen-Chang likes this
Kurt Hummel: Me and Cedes are eating a tub of ice cream at my house tonight. Want to come?
Quinn Fabray: Thanks, I'll see you at twenty.
Britney S. Pierce: Where is twenty?
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Blaine Anderson: Just had a fight with Jeremiah Watson. So sad right now.
Blaine Anderson: ...
Blaine Anderson: finds it weird that his best friend, Wes Yang, did not dislike what he said.
Wes Yang: I actually like what you posted.
Blaine Anderson: You like me and Jeremiah fighting?
Wes Yang, David Thompson, and 34 others likes this
Blaine Anderson: Screw all of you who liked that. I don't have any friend left.
Kurt Hummel: I'm still here. How about I go to your dorm and we watch a some Disney movies.
Blaine Anderson: Can you bring a tub of ice cream? *insert puppy eyes and pout*
Kurt Hummel: *sighs because he can't resist Blaine's puppy eyes and pout* Fine. Be there as fast as I can.
Blaine Anderson: I love you so much right now, Kurt.
Wes Yang: If you don't like ^this^ I will hunt you down and hit you with my gavel.
David Thompson and 345likes this
Blaine Anderson: Why did you do that Wesley?
Wes Yang: For you to realize something...
Blaine Anderson: ...?
Wes Yang: *facepalm from disbelief*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm?
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Finn Hudson to Quinn Fabray: I know you're still hurting from your break up with Sam Evans. But I just want you to know...I love you, Quinn Fabray.
Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, and Kurt Hummel likes this
Quinn Fabray: I love you too, Finn Hudson!
Finn Hudson likes this
Noah Puckerman: $50 says this two will break-up because of Jewish Princess
Kurt Hummel: $70 says Finn will get Quinn pregnant
Mercedes Jones: $90 says there's a Fabsonerry love triangle in the works here.
Britney S. Pierce: What does $100 say?
Noah Puckerman: *facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm?
Noah Puckerman: *double facepalm*
Artie Abrams: Would you guys just stop doing facepalms so that she won't ask you so much about it?
Mercedes Jones and Kurt Hummel likes this
Britney S. Pierce: Seriously, what does $100 say?
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Quinn Fabray has changed her status from single to in a relationship with Finn Hudson
Quinn Fabray and Finn Hudson likes this
Noah Puckerman: This is just like Titanic. It's going to sink soon.
Finn Hudson: Do I detect a little jealousy?
Noah Puckerman: Wow...'detect' that such a hard word to say for a pea brain like you.
Finn Hudson: *throws a dictionary at Noah*
Noah Puckerman: *got the dictionary and threw it back to man boobs* So that's why you know the word 'detect'.
Kurt Hummel: Would you stop throwing dictionaries! Finn's actually throwing dictionaries here and I'm the one who's getting hit.
Finn Hudson: *throws again a dictionary*
Kurt Hummel: Okay that is it. I'm so going to cut you. *walks to the kitchen to grab a knife to kill his step-brother*
Britney S. Pierce: Will you be using safety scissors?
Blaine Anderson: Run! Finn! Run!
Finn Hudson: is being chased by his psycho brother who's carrying a knife! Help me!
Blaine Anderson: I told you to run and yet you won't listen to me.
Britney S. Pierce: is running because Blainey said to run.
Blaine Anderson: You've got to be kidding me. *facepalm*
Quinn Fabray: is going to save her boyfriend from psycho Kurt Hummel. Also, STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!
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Finn Hudson: loves his girlfriend so much for saving him from his psycho brother.
Quinn Fabray likes this
Blaine Anderson: Finn, you should always know that never ever cross Kurt Hummel unless you want to die.
Kurt Hummel: I agree with what Blaine. No one crosses Kurt Hummel.
Wes Yang: I have to agree with them. When I crossed Kurt last Monday, he flushed my gavel down the toilet. :(
Blaine Anderson: The Warblers and I love that he done that.
David Thompson, Thad Steven, and 37 others like.
Wes Yang: Screw you all! *hits you all with his gavel*
Kurt Hummel: I promise you tomorrow you will never see that gavel again. *insert evil laugh here*
Wes Yang: is looking for a place to hide his gavel. Kurt Hummel will never find it.
Blaine Anderson: He's hiding it under his boxers in the drawer.
Wes Yang: Fuck you, Anderson!
Blaine Anderson: Sadly you're not my type. And I have a boyfriend.
Kurt Hummel and David Thompson likes this
David Thompson: He's mine. :)
Kurt Hummel: Are you guys sure you're not gay?
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Blaine Anderson: has the best boyfriend in the world!
Jeremiah Watson likes this
David Thompson: Since Wes is busy hiding his beloved gavel, he asked me to do this for him. ^dislike or you will get hit by the gavel^
Mercedes Jones, Thad Stevens, and 156 others likes this
Blaine Anderson: I will get you for that David!
David Thompson: Never! You will thank me for that someday!
Blaine Anderson: The day that happens is the day I marry Neil Patrick Harris
Britney S. Pierce: *facepalm*
Blaine Anderson: Why did you facepalm?
Britney S. Pierce: Because no one was writing one yet.
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: Yehey! I was the first to facepalm!
Blaine Anderson: *double facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm?
Blaine Anderson: *triple facepalm* Oh my God! My forehead's bleeding! Help me!
Kurt Hummel: On my way!
Noah Puckerman: Get some!
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Author's Note: So if it was funny to you, please tell me because this is my first humor fanfic.
This is not a one shot. I'll be updating soon.
All my love to Klaine and my fellow Klainebows!