A/N: This story is a spin-off/side project to my story 'Dearest J". This story would probably make more sense if you read at least the corresponding chapter to that one first. Enjoy!

*This chapter from is a response to Cedric in the chapter 'Dear J.K, yours sincerely Cedric 'The Spare' Diggory*

Hello, Cedric!

Firstly, I'm guessing I should apologise about the sparkling situation. If I had known what would happen, well... let's just say things may have been different. Unfortunately, a Seer I am not, so I did not see this coming.

And please, cut the whole 'spare' thing. Voldemort said it, not me. Just let it go and stop feeling so sorry for yourself! Honestly, what is it with you Hufflepuff's and feeling sorry for yourselves?

I understand now that you do not like the new life you have been given, thrilling plot point though it was. As your letter was worded a little more... politely than others I have received, I will cut you a deal.

I will give you a whole day with Cho and make sure this new girl stays ignorant but...

-And I mean this-

If you send me one more letter or complain even one more time then you can just forget that you were ever 'handsome'. Or that you ever dated her in the first place.

I have the power, Cedric. THE POWER OF WRITING.

Do we have a deal?

Yours sincerely,

J.K xx

...

J.K,

DEAL!

No more letters from this sparkly boy!

((Please don't make me ugly. I couldn't bare it))

Yours sincerely,

Cedric.

A/N: Guess who got midnight premier tickets? *excited face*