This is my commentary on the worst fanfiction in the history of Fan Fiction dot Net: imma wiserd. I'm in bold. So, the author is ravenretalliashun, and is apparently back, and uploading this piece of shit once again/

AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol)(WTF?) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. (Potty: toilet)

note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin (That embodies every black stereotype I know of. 0_o)

I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?". (What kind of name is that? The character is named after Soulja Boy.)

"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food". (You "gut" food?)

"o turtle don cri" (Where the heck did the author get that nickname?)

"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 (OMG OMG EPIC MALAPROPISM! And isn't that against the laws of magic?)

"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away.(Um…) i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way.(I'm happy but not in the joyful way. -_- THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!) den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet. (Hm. More black stereotypes.) mah mam nd out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11"

"but im so hundreh" sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun cum bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. so i left.(What…. the…. heck.)

so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. (Hey! I have nothing against Rastafarians!)

So there it be. I give it a 1 on the scale of 1 to 10. 10 being the best fanfic ever. Let's see if it gets any worse. I have 2 more chapters ready, but won't update them yet. Might be about every weekend.