a/n: okay so this came from school, our english teacher was telling us to take a random character and write a monologe in their point of veiw, that we will later turn into a poem. this is what came from that order.

'Do you have any idea how hard this is? No, no one understands how unbelievably hard it is to be Hokage. All everyone thinks about is how much fun it would be ruling over Konoha and telling ninjas to go get themselves killed! Fun right? God no! I mean there's so much' glare 'paperwork. It's the bane of all Hokages, I mean the only one who had time do stuff with his family was Minato the 4th. And what happened to him? He killed himself sealing the evil nine tailed fox into his son! And people wonder why I drink! It's the only way I can deal with all the shitty perverts and the hyperactive ninja's, plus the damned paperwork.

I mean seriously don't come to me for every single problem. I don't care if your boyfriend fucking broke up with you, or Naruto pranked the entire village, I mean like god! Cant you understand I already have to deal with so much paperwork. Just use your common sense for once -if you have an- instead of coming to me for every small miniscule problem. Talk to the elders or something… wait never mind they would come to me! Damn it! More paperwork! I swear to Kami the pile fucking grew! Gahhh! Stupid chair' crash! 'Shizune! Fix the window! More paperwork… grrrrr…. Must find short cut… FUCK!' lady Tsunade spoke yelling half the time, making many ninjas and civilians quake in fear as the killing intent was great.