Relationship Talks

Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs Blue. Rooster Teeth does.

Pairing: Caboose/Sheila

Caboose woke up and jumped out of bed. Oh boy, oh boy. Another great day. He quickly went to the mirror he hung up in his room and combed down his blonde hair a bit, then put on his standard blue armor, except for his helmet. He ran out of his room. Once he left the base, he started yelling.

"Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!" She raised her turret and pointed it at him.

"Oh, good morning, Caboose."

Without saying anything, he jumped on her and planted a kiss on a random place. "I love you." He hugged her.

"I love you, too, Caboose. But I am surprised that you woke up this early just to tell me that."

"But that's what couples do, isn't it? They wake up just to show their love for each-other."

"I don't think that's all that couples do, Caboose, but I see your point."

Then Tucker came running out of the base. "Hey, Caboose. It's your turn to walk Junior."

"Has he eaten already? Because I don't want to be dying again."

"Don't worry. He got a nice drink of Doc, so he's satisfied for today."

"Oh, good. Then I'll go." He planted another kiss on Sheila. "Goodbye, Sheila."

"Goodbye, Caboose." He ran off. Then Tucker turned to her.

"Hey, Sheila."

"Yes, Private Tucker?"

"Have you and Caboose...you know...Bow Chicka Clang Clang?"

"I do not understand? Are you asking if I already had intercourse with Caboose?"

"Yeah, that's it."

"Yes, we have. After he read that book with Private Church, he really wanted to try it and I was the only one willing to volunteer."

"Wait, is that how you got together."

"That's hard to say. I would say that we were already there emotionally, but that's when we made it official."

"I see. And how do you do it?"

"We have decided not to tell anyone. He found it fun to have a secret."

"Yep, that's Caboose."

Then Tex came running up to them. "Hey, Tucker, go take care of your creature."

"What? What about Caboose?"

"It took a bite at his neck and now he's under intensive care by Doc."

"What? Caboose is fatally injured?"

"And his life lies in the hands of a guy who should be suffering from blood-loss?"

"Church and Wash are also taking care of him."

"He's a dead man. I better go to my kid." Tucker ran off and Tex stayed with Sheila.

"So...How are you doing?"

"My boyfriend is dying, I can't help him and the only ones who can are incompetent. How should I be feeling?"

"Yeah, right, about that."

Alright, this is the pilot. I would like to hear your opinion on how I could improve it or if I should scrap it altogether. R&R