Imma Wiserd; review'd.

Okay, this is most definitely a break from my usual writing. I'm reading 'imma wiserd' and I shall post it, and commentate my thoughts on it. It might take a while for a few reasons. A) I have other stuff to do (school work, other writing, etc) B) It's horrible, and I might be sent to the emergency due to extreme shock and C) I am lazy.

AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) Hilarious, mate.i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. Oh, God.

note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin Um..

I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?". Is that his name? Buu? Why am I here?

"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food".

"o turtle don cri"Turtle? Does he have a pet? If he does, that's awesome.

"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" Poor soulja spit.. I give up. den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 According to the four laws of transfiguration, this can't happen. Read the book.

"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. Bring it back. I'm actually kinda hungry. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. WHAT? Ok, I'm starving, but not in a hungry way.den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 The 1's are driving me insane. so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet. This is giving me a big ol headache. mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". I don't think the smell of watermelon is THAT strong. so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11" Oh, God, the one's again...

"but im so hundreh" Hungry? Hundred? Bored? sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. Poor spirit. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. Fried chicken appears in bunches? mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun cum bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. so i left. Shot is past tense. Does that means he's already dead?

so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST *sets fire to the story* Yes, I'm racist. You should kill me now.