AN: Well, yesterday was the end of the college semester, which means my friends and I partied last night. So, in a drunken 4am haze, I wrote this quick. It amused me to no end, so hopefully it amuses everyone else. :) Enjoy!

"You know what's funny?"

"No, what?"

"Your face!"

"Oh really?"

"Ya Rly! Oh shit, standing is so not a good idea right now."

"No shit Sherlock. Sit down before you fall down. Idiot."

"What did you say about my mother?"

"I didn't say anything about your mother!"

"My mother is a classy lady! Don't you be talking smack about her!"

"Dude, I didn't say anything about anyone's mom!"

"Your mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries!"

"Wha-? What the hell kind of movies have you been watching?"

"I have no idea."

"Here, let's get you on the bed. You're gonna have a hell of a hangover tomorrow."

"Nooooooo!"

"No what? No bed or no hangover?"

"Nooooooooooooo!"

"Oh quit acting like such a child."

"Make me!"

"You do realize I'm bigger than you, right?"

"I can still kick your ass!"

"Never said you couldn't. What the hell have you been drinking anyways?"

"Ab... Abest... Ab-blah-blah... Absinthe!"

"Oh Jesus... And how much of that did you have?"

"Uhhhh... One... Twelve..."

"Please let it be shots..."

"Three bottles!"

"Holy shit! How the hell are you even still conscious?"

"Very carefully."

"That's it, come here, you need to go to sleep now."

"Don't touch me!"

"No, don't you run away. Get back here!"

"Help, help! I need an adult!"

"What you need is to sleep!"

"But-"

"No buts. Either you lay down on the bed and stay there or so help me God I will sit on you!"

"... Fine."

"Good boy."

"I hate you Dean."

"Oh shut-up Cas, you love me."