"...hey, I just thought of something." Abomasnow pointed out as he turned to Snagglepuss, both of them in an alley way somewhere in Castelia City. With it being night... and snowy, since Abomasnow always summoned snow wherever he went. It was like a curse, but as far as he was concerned, it was his lot in life. So you wouldn't think that- "Hey, narrator, I appreciate adding some depth to this, but I sincerely have something to say before I forget it, so if you please..."

"Yes, what is it?" Snagglepuss remarked in his totally not gay lisp voice as he was sharpening his nails with an unimpressed look on his face, which you couldn't tell since this was a fucking fanfic and not a drawing. "I got things ta do, ya know!"

"...what does this have to do with the meaning of life?' Abomasnow pointed out as he moved his big brushy arms of snow about.

Snagglepuss paused as he tried to think, then he shrugged as he meekly answered, "Well, I think that it just has to do with us just fucking our shit up to make more of us! More of us, even!"

"Wow. And I thought I was the top cat around here," Top Cat admitted as he emerged from a nearby trash can, revealing his yellow ass to Snagglepuss and Abomasnow.

This moment for potential sex was interrupted as Volcanion popped up out of nowhere and blasted Top Cat in the ass with hot steaming water, turning to the shocked duo who were chatting with each other.

"What? He was asking for it," Volcanion stated with a huff while shaking his head.

Abomasnow then proceeded to melt from the very presence of Volcanion, with Snagglepuss making his exit, stage right.