Author's Note: I'm not on crack, no matter how seemingly I might be.

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC or Fight Club.

1st RULE: You do not talk about HOST CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about HOST CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or cease paying attention, hosting is over.

4th RULE: Only two guests to a host.

5th RULE: One host at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no business.

7th RULE: Hosting will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at HOST CLUB, you HAVE to be hosted.