This story is basically crap that my brain expels, then is posted onto the site... No plot in mind. Has not, and probably will not, been beta'd.

Hibari was bored, and as anyone can easily tell you, that is NOT a good thing.

Irritated, he drummed a pencil on the discipline committee's head chairman's desk, glaring at the clock. He wanted to get these bumbling idiots out of his school. Herbivores. The first to leave his school should be that No-good Tsuna. That mess of a teenager should get out of school as soon as the bell rang, with the way he naturally attracted trouble. First, the Varia nearly destroyed his beloved Nami Middle, then he was interrupted in the middle of his nap to fight the phantom knight, Genkishi. Kusakabe entered, quietly closing the reception room door behind him. Boy, did Hibari look steamed.

"Hibari-san?"

"Mmm?"

"A-are you alright?" Kusakabe stuttered, Hibari having averted his glare to him.

Hibari sighed; the thought of the herbivores rubbing off onto Kusakabe unnerved him ever so slightly. "Im fine."

He needed some fresh air, so Hibari stood up, and headed for the rooftop. Stretching out like a cat in a ray of sunlight, he lay on the warm roof, basking in the warmth. Hibird serenaded him gently with the Namimori fight song, urging Hibari to some well needed rest... until a certain -someone- burst onto his personal space.

"EEEE! Gokudera! Don't do that to Lambo!" a nearby voice squealed, cracking with the sounds of a boy almost over with puberty. Dammit, Hibari thought furiously. He's here.

Tsuna raced after Gokudera, attempting to snatch a bawling Lambo out of his hands. Gokudera was trying to chuck the baby hitman off the top of the school, but the feat was rather difficult, with Lambo squirming and wriggling. "Ahoshi! You pissed on me!"

"Auuuuuggh!" The infant screamed. "Tako-heado is being mean to Lambo! Save me, No-good Tsuna!"

Funny, Hibari smirked, that this arrogant brat can call Tsuna no good when he wants to be saved by him... His thoughts were brutally interrupted as a foot descenede on his territory, crushing a single strand of hair.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Another shriek pierced the air. Tsuna leapt backwards, scuttling like a crab as Hibari slowly rose to his feet. "Herbivore," The raven-haired prefect growled menancingly. "Do you know what you did?" Gulping nerciously, the Vongola Decimo nodded, turning pale.

"And whats that?"

"I...stepped on your hair..."

"What do you think I'm going to do?"Hibari edged closer, his thumb rubbing the handle of a tonfa.

"You... you're going to bite... to bite me to death..."

"Nice try, Herbivore. You always seem to gather a crowd around you... so it seems that I need to end this once and for all." He reached out, fondling a lock of light brown hair.

"Wha-what?"

"JYUUDAIME!" Gokudera raced to Tsuna's side, dropping Lambo carelessly on the floor headfirst. "JYUUDAIMEEE! Are you okay?" Gokudera turned to the head of the disciplinary committee, glaring daggers as he tried to shield his boss with his body. "Don't worry, Boss. I'll protect you."

"Try... and I'll bite you to death."

"That is so cliche," Gokudera muttered.

"Shut up, herbivore. You're crowding." Hibari lashed out, his tonfa catching Gokudera in the chest. The storm Guardian flew backwards, gasping as the wind was knocked out of him. "Tch... jyuudaime...," the silver-haired mafioso wheezed. "Sorry."

"And now, for you." Hibari rounded on Tsuna, who remained stock still, frozen in place with fear. "I think I'm going to enjoy this..."

Hey. :) Its Tatsuki here. Yay! I'm probably going to keep going with this story. Probably going to be a bit... you know... wierd. Lol. YAOI?

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