Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or anything mentioned in this fanfic.
Rating: T
Word Count: 1,721
Future!Fic
Chapter One
Blaine and Kurt were at the airport. Blaine had got accepted to Julliard. Kurt didn't want him to go, but still pushed Blaine to. Blaine almost had him at, "I'll just wait a year. Get a job and sing around the neighborhood so I can know my fans better." But Julliard's scholarship only went to kids who just got out of high school. There was one that was for out of high school people but… Why not use it when you had it? His parents were rich but if he "stayed behind with his boyfriend" Yeah. Not a good excuse to make them pay for the next year.
So they put on their big boy boxers and did it. They separated from each other. They texted and skyped but it still wasn't the same. They counted down the days until they could be together. Kurt applied to Parson's over the summer and should get his answer by January. He hoped since he turned in his application early-ish it would help and not hurt his chances.
But in December Kurt started noticing weird things happening. He would puke every morning and then be just fine. His hormones, testosterone to be more specific, was out of control. He wanted to sleep with anyone all the time. And he was gaining weight. Of course, no football player would have noticed or cared about it but Kurt couldn't fit into half his clothes… He went to the doctor and they said that he was fine. Just a little stressed.
When January came and he had gotten bigger, but the hormones were controllable now, he went to WebMD to figure out what could be wrong with him. He typed in his symptoms "Lump or bulge, pressure or fullness, frequent urge to have bowel movements (this one wasn't too bad and it had just started happening recently), bloating or fullness."
Gas was the first one but he wasn't passing gas too much…
Irritable Bowel Syndrome seemed okay… He really didn't have diarrhea but it sounded sort of like what he had.
One was for a baby so he wrote that off . He got down to the 4th option and it said, "You may be more likely to get an infection if you don't drink enough fluids, you have diabetes, or you're pregnant." He spit out the water he was drinking. From what he knew only women could get pregnant but still…
He googled it and the first one he saw said, "Can men get pregnant? Sure, but it might kill him." Kurt ran to the bathroom and puked out everything he had in his stomach. After smelling the disgusting smell in the toilet he gagged again. Burt came up the stairs and patted his son on the back.
He said, "I thought you had stopped puking."
Kurt flushed the toilet and laid his head against the cold bathroom tile. He replied, "Yea, but I was looking up my symptoms… When I was born was there anything weird with me?"
Burt thought for a moment. He replied, "No… Not really. You were born early so you were in an incubator for the first three weeks of your life but that's it…"
Kurt asked, "What hospital was I at?"
"Lima Memorial Hospital… Why are you asking so many questions about your birth?" Burt asked his son.
Kurt replied, "It's nothing…" But went back to the computer and searched "Lima Memorial Hospital male preemies."
There was an article about a male child who was born premature who was born sort of like a woman. He read about the boy went to the bathroom puke again. This time he was quieter since his dad had just left… He didn't want him to come back.
Kurt was positive he was just being over dramatic. He ignored the symptoms until the six month. March. He had gotten his acceptance letter from Parsons and was barely talking to Blaine anymore. They talked once a month and every time Kurt lied. Blaine asked him how he was doing and he said, "Fine." He told about New Directions drama, that he missed him… The normal stuff. Of course, March 13th he felt something kick inside of him.
He decided to go to the doctor who wrote the article about the "weird male/female". He tried to drive there as calmly as possible but inside he was freaking out. Like a major freak out. He had asked Carole and Quinn what it was like to be pregnant and they had the exact same symptoms as him. He was glad that his dad didn't catch on… Carole knew something was up but she didn't know everything. Kurt made his dad promise not to tell her because he didn't want to seem weak.
Burt did as he was told even though he tried to convince his son otherwise. When Kurt got to the facility he didn't want his dad with him but Blaine. He wanted to tell Blaine everything. Exactly what he was thinking but it would be stupid to make him worried for him being over dramatic. He went into the hospital and asked for the doctor. He was free so they led him to a door. He knocked and the doctor said, "Come in!"
Kurt walked in and saw all the babies that were everywhere. He had a ton of pictures of newborns and he had fetus's too. It was kind of awkward.
"Hello. I'm Dr. Fitzpatrick. How may I help you?" the doctor asked Kurt standing up to shake his hand.
Kurt said, "Hi. I saw your article about a boy here whose insides came out weird?"
The doctor laughed, "It wasn't weird. It was a miracle. I've been studying what I saw every since I did. He was very rare, I think maybe one of the only, males that could get pregnant."
Kurt turned a shade of white that was impossible for anything besides a bed sheet. Kurt asked, "Who was he?"
The doctor said, "Patient doctor privacy. Sorry. I can't tell you."
Kurt gave the doctor his bitch look and said, "I think I am the patient, doctor. My mother was Elizabeth Hummel, my father is Burt Hummel, and I am Kurt Matthew Hummel."
The doctor had a look of understanding cross his face and he looked to Kurt's midsection. The doctor said, "Oh dear. You're gay?"
Kurt blew up. He shouted, "I'M PREGNANT AND THE FIRST THING YOU ASK ME IS IF I'M GAY? WHY DOES IT MATTER? ARE YOU GOING TO KICK ME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE BECAUSE I AM? ARE YOU GOING TO NOT HELP ME BECAUSE I'M WEIRD AND A MONSTROSITY TO SOCIETY?"
The doctor was shocked but he knew that getting upset wouldn't help anything. He tried to calm Kurt down. He said, "No no. It's the only way a hybrid of male and female could get pregnant… By "getting it up the behind" isn't that what you kids call it these days? Well with worse words of course…"
Kurt nodded and sat down. It was more like he plopped down because there wasn't anything holding his legs up. He started crying and Dr. Fitzpatrick gave him a box of Kleenexes. He tapped the trashcan, with his foot, closer to Kurt. Kurt was actually pretty lucky that Dr. Fitzpatrick had found this out. He wasn't repulsed by homosexuals. He actually found them quite interesting. Of course, in a way, it also made him very very unlucky.
Dr. Fitzpatrick said, "I told your mother when you came out that you might be this way and to tell you about your condition…"
Kurt stared at him. He stated, "My mother died when I was eight."
Dr. Fitzpatrick talked to himself, "Oh. Well that explains that… How far along are you?"
Kurt spoke softly, "About six months."
Dr. Fitzpatrick was shocked, "SIX MONTHS? You're kidding me! Most female/male hybrids go into labor in the sixth to seventh month even with obstratician help. The child normally doesn't survive because the male body rejects the baby. You're going to be admitted and watched until your due date. Shall I call your father?"
Kurt almost screamed, "No! I'm eighteen. You don't have to tell him anything."
Dr. Fitzpatrick stated, "Okay then… Well we'll have to go to New York where the only hospital for male pregnancies is."
Kurt looked up at Dr. Fitzpatrick. "Is there more people like me?"
Dr. Fitzpatrick chuckled, "Duh. It's rare but not unheard of. The place is hidden so I'll have to show you there… Do you have money for this?"
Kurt said, "No… But I can get some. It'll take a long time though… So, you'd probably have to wait a month if you want me to pay for an airplane ticket in coach."
Dr. Fitzpatrick stated, "No. You can't be here that long… You're child will die. Hmm. I can call the hospital and they can come pick us up. They'll probably be here in three to four hours… You can do what you need to do."
"Great," Kurt thought, "Three hours to pack and tell my father I'm leaving for New York…"
A/N: Once I started writing this I couldn't stop. I love it and this is what I've been doing with my time instead of working on my other stories. I'm sorry but this wouldn't get out of my head. I love this and I don't know how long it will be but read and review. :)