ODE TO A ZEKE

Disclaimer- I who am self-designated as Imagi do NOT own Total Drama Island or any of its horrific spinoffs. If I did I would have revamped Season 2 and 3 to give the underdogs a fair shot and the pets a permanent backseat…screen stealing hogs…

And with this story…

THE ZEKEALANCHE of Imagi updates AND new stories has BEGUN! I am going for 25...That is updates AND new stories before it hits EZEKIEL'S Special Day...November 11th 2011! :D

In the meantime enjoy the bad poetry! XD

Imagi

I'm a Zeke fan

Not that you would understand

But imperfection and originality

Just seem to go hand and hand

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CIT fans demand perfection

And Zeke fans do not

Its common misconception

That the homeschooler should just rot

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Punks are the epitome of cool

But the Zeke fans know who really rules

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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Then there is no wonder why this world is colder

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If evil is said to never win

Why with Heather and Alejandro must we begin?

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And Sierra the stalker relentless and never bending

Why does she get to have her happy ending?

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Maybe that's why we Zeke fans make a clatter

That our hero was not handed a silver platter

But now that I think it about it he's better that way

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Ezzy, Bridgekiel, Ezekeva, Ezetie and more

With each fanfic the Zeke fans slowly settle the score

And eventually we hope you will understand our obsession

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No one is perfect no matter how they pretend

The best characters have flaws through and through

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To learn and to grow and just so you know

The slate of hate will be eventually ended