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Snow's Wall

Status Update:

Snow Villiers: Hey guys, I was going to the circus with Serah. Anyone want to come?

Lightning Farron: I fucking hate clowns.

Serah Farron: She has Coulrophobia.

Lightning Farron: I'm not scared of clowns, I hate them.

Serah Farron: When you were ten you were diagnosed with it by five different people. Including the weird dancing hobo that lived in a box next to the bus stop.

Status Update:

Snow Villiers: :(

Serah Farron: Don't frown! Did you know it takes 42 mucles to frown and 17 to smile?

Lightning Farron: Yes but it only takes three mucles to shoot the person who made you frown.

Snow Villiers: ...Thanks...That really cheered me up.

Lightning Farron: You're welcome.

Snow Villiers: Im bored.

Lightning Farron: No one cares.

Obera Yun Fang: Well someone's PMSing.

Hope Esthiem: What's PMSing?

Lightning Farron: I am not having this conversation.

Obera Yun Fang: Google it.

Hope Esthiem: ewwwww! do all girls do that?

Serah Farron: Yes.

Snow Villiers: I'm glad it's just Light and not all of you.

Obera Yun Fang: I'm on mine too.

Serah Farron: So am I.

Sazh Katzroy: How and Why?

Obera Yun Fang: When girls are in a group for a while thier periods start to get in sync. I have no idea why it's just because.

Snow Villiers: I'm starting to get really freaked out.

Lightning Farron: You should be. We're scary like this.

Obera Yun Fang: Yes. VERY scary. You should run now.

Snow Villiers: Isn't it true that girls get horny on thier period?

Obera Yun Fang: Yes.

Lightning Farron: Yes.

Serah Farron: Yes.

Lightning Farron: If you even think about it Snow...

Snow Villiers: *runs and hides* imma scared

Hope Esthiem: ...Where is Snow?

Lightning Farron: Link

Sazh Katzroy: Ouch.

Lightning Farron: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

Serah Farron: - on phone in the basement. So. Many. Spiders. I am cornered. HALP!

Lightning Farron: I'll go get her.

Serah Farron: OH GOD KILL IT WTH FIRE!

Hope Esthiem: Wtf?

Bartholomew Esthiem: What's going on here?

Noctis Lucis Caluem: From what I have gathered, spiders are cornering Serah, Light is going to kill them, and appearently they are many and big.

Bartholomew Esthiem: Hello.

Hope Estheim: Hi Dad.

Bartholomew Estheim: How are you?

Hope Estheim: Good. You?

Bartholomew Esthiem: I am well.

Obera Yun Fang: ...*snore*

Hope Esthiem: 404 Error: Fun not found.

Snow Villiers: ?

Bartholomew Esthiem: Geek joke.

Obera Yun Fang: !

Bartholomew Esthiem: ?

Obera Yun Fang: I filled Sunshine's mailbox with ping-pong balls.

Lightning Farron: How did I know that you were behind that?

Snow Villiers: Did everyone see what Fang looked like today?

Serah Farron: Why did she have stuff drawn all over her?

Obera Yun Fang: What I want to know is WHO THE HELL DREW ON ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!

Lightning Farron: :)

Obera Yun Fang: ...

Lightning Farron: You were drunk and passed out so I did the only logical thing, college art. We also duct taped you to a tree but I guess Vanille cut you down.

Obera Yun Fang: What do you mean be "we"?

Noctis Lucis Caluem: We helped.

Marcus Smith: Yup.

Obera Yun Fang: WHY?

Marcus Smith: She bought us beer.

Prompto Kingsly: SHE BOUGHT YOU GUYS BEER? I got blackmailed!

Noctis Lucis Caluem: That's what you get for leaving your computer on with her in the vicinity.

Bartholomew Esthiem: Does this happen often?

Serah Farron: Pretty often yeah. It's normally only Clair and Fang though. On occasions like this they get others to help them.

Obera Yun Fang: Like the time me and Vanny woke Sunshine prematurly from her weekend coma.

Hope Esthiem: *prematurely

Sazh Katzroy is in a relationship

Snow Villiers: So who's the lucky girl? ;)

Sazh Katzroy: Jhil.

Lightning Farron: That bitch.

Sazh Katzroy: Other than the fact that she tried to kill us, what do you have against her?

Lightning Farron: I went to high school with her. She was top bitch and the one who was always making fun of me and my friends. She fucked almost every guy in the seventh grade. Now do you still want to date her?

Sazh Katzroy is single.

Serah Farron: SO. FREAKED. OUT.

Lightning Farron: Why?

Serah Farron: There is fanfiction about us. D:

Obera Yun Fang: Parings include, Flight, Fanille, Farroncest, SnowxLightning, SazhxLightning, HopexLightning, HopexVanille, SnowxHope, Neptopailian (or however that shit is spelled), Lightis, and VanillexPrompto.

Lightning Farron: ...People are sick.

Snow Villiers: Ewwww! D:

Hope Esthiem: what's Nepolitan? And gross!

Obera Yun Fang: It's what people call me, Light and Vanille in a a wierd freaky love-triangle thing.

Lightning Farron: Somone is going to die today.

Obera Yun Fang: Agreed.