The life I have

Hey, I just felt like writing this. Really. I got the idea from sKyLaR KnIgHt's Misinterpretations. Check out sKyLaR KnIgHt's story. If you like this fanfiction, you'll like SkyLaR's. You'll like his much much better though... Will try to update every Friday. Don't blame me if I don't. InoxSakura

Contains some shoujo ai and yuri. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I'd be awesome, but unfortunately, I don't, so awesomeness is not in my brain or anything like that.. How sad..

Sakura frowned as she banged her head against the back of her bedroom door. This was normal for her; she really didn't like the life she was having right now.

"Why do I get this life?" She groaned angrily as she rubbed the slowly enlarging bump on her forehead and walked slowly back to her queen-sized bed. She dumped her bag on the floor next to it and fell face first onto the soft silk quilt.

Her life was a mess; there were people bullying her and oppressing her, saying she's ugly and such, she was bad at her grades, besides PE (which she was particularly proud of), but got called a gorilla, and her family was trying to persuade her to marry a fairly famous and wealthy man, Naruto Uzumaki, even though they both only were at the age of 16.

Sakura just thought of Naruto as an idiot the second he saw him, of course, and kept on wondering why her family would suggest such a thing.

Why did she have to get this life? 'It's not like I wanted this life, but I can't control fate, or even change it as it is..'

"... Oh?" She blinked as she raised her head up from her soft bed, only for it to be hit by her shelf, along with all the books falling on top of her as she did so.

"... Ow...!" She uttered, now rubbing all the bumps that were likely to become visible the very next day. Ignoring the fact that her whole face is hurting, she sat up, rearranging the shelf back above the head of her bed and then standing up to go to her closet.

"I could end this life..." She mumbled silently as she rummaged through her closet messily. "... But... That wouldn't be as fun..." She sighed as she took out a pink dress with white clouds on it and pressed it against herself, looking at the mirror. "... I guess I'll try to change it.." She said so herself, sighing softly.. 'Although I'll doubt it...' She thought bitterly.

Right after school, Sakura slammed open her bedroom door, almost knocking the hinges out of it and stomping in, not so much angrily, but upset. Did life have to hate her so much? She acted nice at school today, not punching anyone in the face unlike she normally does and actually trying hard, climbing up that ladder to happiness only to be pushed back down..

Not only did her enemies bully her, she was also threatened for her life. As unrealistic as it sounds, Sakura was still frightened and... Pissed off for that matter. The one time she tried, she was punished even more than before.

She had to escape somehow. She had to run. She didn't want to live this kind of life anymore. 'Think!' Sakura scolded herself in her mind, frowning at her incompetence to find a solution.

And then she stopped. How could have she been so stupid? The answer was right in front of her! If she wanted to change her life, she can!

She dashed to the closet, opening it violently and throwing all the clothes on the floor until she came upon some old baggy jeans with holes in them, and a huge shirt that was much too many sizes larger than her and reached just above her knees. She had received these from all her enemies many years ago, so surely they would forget about them.

Almost immediately she threw off her clothes and pulled on the shirt and pants, before rushing to the mirror and looking at herself. She actually looked... Like a totally different person. Although the pink hair have her away instantly, she looked just like a male, only with a feminine touch.

There was only one problem though: The hair.

She was the only Kunoichi to have pink hair, and surely none of the guys she's seen had pink hair. She needed to change that.

So, she immediately rushed to the bathroom, opening the mirror cupboard and pulled out some red dye. Some guys have red hair, right? Well, that was Sakura's thought, anyway.

She immediately applied the dye to her hair, washing it, drying it, then repeating till it was a full blood crimson. "Woah..." She uttered as she looked in the mirror, mouth agape.

Her now crimson hair was unruly, it covered one of her eyes, making her large forehead unnoticable and it looked wild and uncombed and it looked... Well, like a teenage boy.

Just what she wanted!

A wide grin appeared on Sakura's face, she looked nothing like she did before. Maybe she could use this new appearance in public... She already dyed her hair, so there was no turning back now.

So, she went back to her room, grabbing a large black hoodie (which she also received from her enemies) and headed for the door. She was just about to turn the handle when... The door opened. Not by Sakura, but by her mother. She opened the door with one hand and with the other she was holding some engagement papers and meetings.

"Sakura-chan, I have to talk with you about your next meeting with Uzumaki-kun...-" Sakura's mother paused as she saw the unrecognisable figure standing before her... And blushed. She dropped her papers from her hand and held it to her mouth, hiding the gaping mouth that was opening and closing just like a fish. Even at her age, she thought that the young man that was staring at her was handsome. Way too handsome. Too handsome for her to handle...

So she fainted.

Sakura flushed when her mother fainted; 'She was probably so shocked to see me like this- I mean, a young man in my room...!' She thought to herself, panicking and looking around frantically as if something that was in her sight would solve the problem.

Then she saw the open door. 'T-The solution-!' She cried mentally as she sprinted out of the room... And tripped down the stairs.

Tumbling down and finally reaching the end of the painful journey, Sakura wobbled as she stood up, rubbing her head. 'Great, another bump on my face..' She thought, frowning and cursing under her breath as she stumbled into the kitchen, intending to head out of the door that was located in said place.

But that was a wrong move. Her father was in the kitchen. Holding a knife in his hands. Glancing Sakura's way.

'Oh sh-' Fwa-dtch! The knife was thrown at Sakura's head, and barely missed as she ducked- Then ran away. Fast. "Damn kids and their trespassing fad!" Was all that Sakura could hear as she ran off...

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Sakura was wandering the streets, it was late at night, around 11PM and it was freezing. Luckily, she had her black hoodie and pulled it on and over her baggy shirt, digging her hands into it's pockets as she walked by stores and people.

She kept on walking until she found a park bench she could sit on for the rest of the night, right next to the theatre.

"... Why is it so cold...?" She cried, crossing her arms to keep at least a small amount of pocketed warmth. She had nowhere to go now, she escaped like she had always wanted to, but was the thought of it always this... Harsh? She had always thought of having another life as easy and fun, but this was the exact opposite of that very same thing.

She watched as people walked past, but... Most of the females stared at her for some odd reason. This is when she started to panic and sweat, the cold now becoming burning hot. 'O-Oh no, d-did I do something wrong? I don't look like a guy, do I?' She panicked mentally, once again looking around as if an answer was right there in front of her eyes.

Since she couldn't find any solution in sight (which all she could see was females staring at her), she just hid her face in her hands, trying very hard not to have a nervous breakdown. 'Oh god, oh god, oh god..' She uttered in her head, not daring to peek out from that small safe spot she had created.

That was until she heard a very loud female voice ringing from inside the theatre, getting louder and louder as the source came closer. She looked up, slightly irritated by the voice that rang in her ears.

When that voice came next to her ear, she raised her head with a slight frown. She looked at the teenage girl and the group she was with, about to tell them to shut the hell up, but stopped immediately when she saw who it was, and that the very person she was staring at stared back and seemed to be in a daze.

"You..." Sakura grumbled in her normal voice, before realising that she was supposed to be a guy. She tried again, this time getting better results. "Uh... Hey..?" She uttered in a semi-deep voice, waving a little as she snapped the girl out of their trance.

The moment Sakura saw this person, she knew who it was. It was none other than Ino Yamanaka, the leader of the group that bullied her, and her small group; Tenten, Temari, and Hinata. Even though Hinata bullied Sakura a little bit (basically she doesn't, she just hangs around Ino and co.), she doesn't dislike her, or vise versa.

However, whenever Ino saw Sakura, she'd gather up a possy and immediately start to pick on her. However, this meeting was different. Ino didn't see Sakura. She saw a cute and handsome teenage guy... Not like Sakura knew about it though.

Temari, Tenten and Hinata stopped in their tracks, looking on to see what was happening, then stopping at staring at the situation.

"... Oh.. My.. God.." Ino uttered as she looked away to her friends, Tenten gave her a thumbs up, Temari gave a shrug and Hinata gave a small eep and more shaking. Blushing slightly, she turned back to Sakura and gave a warm smile and a light wave.

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Ino yawned as she stretched, walking out of the theatre with her friends and sighing with a very loud voice, "That movie sucked!" She shouted, looking over to her friends for acknowledgement. They had just watched a zombie movie, Zombie killers attack 3, to be exact, and they weren't even slightly scared. Everyone except Hinata that is. She was shaking like mad! "Oh, come on Hinata! It wasn't that scary!" Tenten chuckled, slapping Hinata's back and earning a small squeal from the frightened Hyuuga.

"P-Pl-Please don't do that, Tenten..." She uttered, shaking like crazy. Temari only chuckled as the scene went on, crossing her arms as she walked beside Ino. "So, Ino, how are things going with your plan to lure Sasuke in to be your boyfriend?" She asked bluntly as she glanced over at Ino.

Ino shrugged, "I don't think it's working, Sasuke-kun has been awfully aware of Naruto these days..." She sighed, "It's like he hasn't got an interest in women." She clicked her tongue, before looking over at Temari... Then stopping in her tracks, making Hinata bump into her and Tenten to bump into Hinata.

Past Temari, there was a teenage redhead sitting on a bench, staring straight at her with a slight frown on his face. "Hey, why'd you stop walking?" Tenten frowned as she looked at Ino, Hinata also looked at her, and followed Ino's gaze to the teenage redhead that was sitting on the bench.

Temari was just looking on like it wasn't anything spectacular, and sighed. 'Here we go..' She sighed mentally as Ino stared, a small blush spreading on her face.

'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!' She squealed inwardly, 'This guy is such a hot hot hottie!' She cried mentally, before blinking and snapping out of her trance as she heard the redhead mumble something, then hearing clear words.

"Uh... Hey...?" The redheaded teen said with a small but strong voice, which made Ino blush even more, forcing her to turn around and look at her friends for help. They gave her signs of approval, before turning back around and smiling as warmly as she could, waving slightly as she looked back at the redhead teen.

"Uh, hi," She smiled, placing both hands behind a back. "... So, what's your name?"

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-Meanwhile-

Sakura's mother: Dear! I think Sakura's gone missing!

Me: I think your a little late on noticing..

Sakura's mother: Oh, shut up!

Sakura's Father: Damn kids and their runaway fads these days!

Me: What?

Sakura's Father: Damn kids and their crossdressing fad these days!

Sakura: …

Me: Okay, whatever... Bye!