Disclaimer- I do not own DGM or any of it's it's characters I do however, own my OC Alice.

Long time no see. Anyways, I thought I would post a new chapter so here it is. School started up again and I have history! I love history *hyperventilates*!

Chapter 4- LOL, long explanations.

"Oh, Jasdevi, darling~!" Alice walked down the hallways looking for none other than her beloved twins.

Two dark shadows turned around the corner, opened a door, snuck in, and closed it quietly behind them. They could still hear her voice calling for them but it soon faded into the distance. The two boys started too relax and backed up farther into the room, looking for some sort of light switch. The blond twin traced his hands along the wall until his fingers could feel the little switch they were looking for. He flipped the switch and listened closely for footsteps. He looked over to his accomplice, when they were sure she wouldn't be able to find them they started to relax.

"That was a close one..." Devit sighed from over in the corner. Jasdero made his way over to his brother and started weeping.

"I don't want her to find us again, hee!" he continued to sob into the raveonettes shoulder.

"Everything's going to be alright, Jasdero, everything's going to be alright..." the two began to calm down but when the door opened they started shouting bloody murder.

"Ah! Why are you two screaming?" Tyki backed up and covered his chest with his hand in an attempt to stop a nearing heart attack.

"T-tyki you dumb-ass! Close the door or she'll find us!" Devit and Jasdero started sobbing once again.

"Who?" Tyki asked, touching his finger tip to his mouth in confusion.

"A-Alice! She's gone insane!" Devit replied in a scared manner.

"What? I saw her coming this way just a few minutes ago, she looked fine to me."

"Ack, she's coming this way? Run!" The twins quickly stood and started making a run for the door.

"Jasdevi~!" Alice came running from the door. Jasdevi tried making a dash for it but she caught them in her deadly grip.

"Tyki, you jerk, help us, please!" They shouted in unison.

"Wow, the two of you asking for help and with a please? It looks like Alice is changing you guys for the good. I'll just leave you young lover's alone then..." Tyki smirked before leaving the room, closing the door behind him.

"Dammit, he knew she was looking for us!" Devit growled.

"Jasdero's too young to die, hee-hee!" The two of them tried squirming out of her arms but it was useless.

"What are you too talking about~? You guys are so silly, it's cute!" Alice started grabbing them even harder, almost to the point where they couldn't even breathe.

~Outside the room~

"Wow, there's a lot of noise coming from in there, I wonder what could be going on?" Road smiled evilly.

"Oh, just teenagers being teenagers. Hm, but now that I think about it, Alice has been acting strange lately..." Tyki replied with an amused expression.

"That's because she's getting used to her new life, I think she feels comfortable enough to let out her true self... A crazy chick. You should have seen her the other day when we went looking for innocence. The smile on her face while killing was like that of a child in a candy store. That reminds me, I need daddy to get me some more candy~." Road giggled before walking off.

"I never thought I'd say this but, good luck, Jasdevi, heh." Tyki ran his hand through his hair before following after Road.

~*At the order*~

"Oh, Reever, darling" Amy walked through the halls of the order whilst humming a tune. She was free at the moment so she made her way to where she always went when she had the time, to the science department. Amy turned another close corner and ended up bumping into someone else.

"Ouch!" The redheaded boy fell to the ground along with Amy, nearly landing on top of her.

"Ow, ow, ow! Hey, why don't you watch where you're going!" Amy sat up on her knees and started rubbing her behind.

"Ah, sorry about th- Uh..." The redheaded boy stopped in the middle of his sentence so he could concentrate on Amy's face.

"Uh, hey are you-"

"Strike!" The redheaded boy jumped from the ground, pulling Amy up with him.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Amy shook him off and stepped back a few feet.

"I don't think we've met before, judging by your uniform, you must be an exorcist! My name is Lavi. So, uh, what's yours?" Lavi stepped back and started rubbing the back of his head.

"... I'm Amy. Have you seen Reever around here? Is he still in the science lab? Maybe he's bathing~." Amy started blushing at the thought.

"Um, I don't know... are you guys close?" Lavi asked in an interested tone.

"Yes, we're in Love!" Amy continued to blush while jumping in the air.

"Oh, really? Does he know he's in love?"

"Wh-what are you talking about, of course he knows! I've known him for over a month now, how can he not love me?" Amy grabbed Lavi by the collar and started staring him down.

"Oh, that's funny because last I heard he was engaged." Lavi grabbed her hands to stop her from choking him.

"..." Amy lowered her head so her bangs covered her eyes.

"H-hey don't cry, if you look that cute then I can't tell you I was only-"

"What do you mean he's in engaged! This is blasphemy!" Amy shot her head up and started giving Lavi the scariest glare no human being could ever muster. "Bring me to her so I can destroy her!" Amy continued to shake him fiercely.

"Hey, what's going on out here?" Allen came out of the room he was previously in to investigate the commotion.

"H-help me Allen!" Lavi reached his hand out to Allen in desperation

"A-a-allen, is it true?" Amy tossed Lavi to the side and started shaking Allen by the collar.

"Ah, is what true?" Allen grabbed Amy's shoulder's in an attempt to calm her down. It didn't happen.

"Is it true that Reever is already engaged to get married?" Amy started panicking even more than before.

"Uh, I never heard anything like that. I don't think he's currently seeing anyone." Amy stopped thrashing the poor boy about and threw him off to the side, continuing to give Lavi her deadly glare from before.

"I-I was going to tell you it was a joke!" Lavi waved his hands in front of his face frantically, backing up to save his face from Amy's p.m.s. like fury.

"I'm going to kill y-"

"Amy, is that you?" A familiar voice called from around the corner.

"Reever~!" Amy dropped her deadly glare in seconds and made a run for her in-mind husband.

~*Back with Alice*~

"Agh, they got away!" Alice continued to skip through the hallways, looking for her two favourite twins. "Oh, Jasdevi, why do you keep running away from my love~?"

"No, she's going to find us again! Devi, I don't want her to suffocate us with her boobies again, hee..." Jasdero backed up into the little closet some more.

"Shh, she won't find us if you stop talking for 2 seconds!" Devit replied in an annoyed tone.

Alice turned her attention to the source of the whispering, the closet. "Hmm, where could they have gone... Oh well, I'll see them again tonight while I'm touching them inappropriately in their sleep~. It's time for dinner!" Alice continued to make her way to the dining room. In the closet, two stomachs growled.

"I-in our sleep? Jasdero's pure body has been tainted! Hee!" Jasdero started crying once again.

"Jasdero, we have to do something about this! We can't run from her forever. Imagine what the other's would say if they found out that we're scared of a girl! Dammit, Tyki would never let us live it down!" Devit held up his fist in determination.

"... I'm pretty sure they all already know..." Jasdero opened the closet door, looking both ways to make sure they weren't being followed by any psychotic, hormone driven, females.

"C'mon Jasdero let's go eat!" Devit cautiously started walking to the dining room.

"Devi, Alice is there! What if she touches Jasdero in bad places?" He caught up to his brother and grabbed the back of his jacket, in a meek attempt to protect himself.

"We're going to set her straight!" Devit shouted.

"Y-yeah?" Jasdero peeked his head around from Devit's back.

"Yeah! We'll make her know that we're the boss!" Devit shouted even louder.

"Yeah." Jasdero replied.

"We'll make her, scared of us! We're the guy's, we wear the pants!" Devit started walking in a faster pace, a hop in his step.

"Yeah, we'll show her, hee-hee!" Jasdero said in a confident tone.

The two strode down the hall in an over confident manner, totally looking like douche-bags in the process. Every step they took only made them even more confident and when they reached the door they both kicked it open with tremendous force. Everyone already sitting at the table gave them an annoyed look but then continued with what they were doing before, trying to avoid some sort of conflict as it would only make the two more rowdy. They strode to their usual seats which were right across from Alice. Then, the stare down began.

"Alright Alice, we've got some rules for you, we are the men and you are the woman so if we tell you to do something you do it!" Devit smirked triumphantly.

"Yeah, we're in charge, heehee!" Jasdero chimed.

"Haha, you guys are so silly!" Alice giggled.

"Hey, we're not joking, didn't you hear what we said?" Devit started to panic. They knew what they were going to do but what if she didn't agree? They hadn't thought of that.

"Oh, Jasdevi~! You don't need to remind us of how things work. You love me and I love you. If you ever leave me then I'll be sad!"

"Uh, okay?" Devit started shifting uncomfortably in his chair.

"Uh..." Jasdero looked to his brother with a confused look.

"If you ever leave me then I'll cut you! Then myself! That way we can spend all of eternity together my sweet loves~!" Alice continued to giggle like an insane maniac. At this point everyone at the table was deeply disturbed.

"...ohmahgod..." Jasdevi said in unison while backing up as Alice got up from her seat and started to approach them.

"I love you, Jasdevi~" Alice coo'ed in a dark voice.

"H-help? Boss, help us!" Jasdevi started backing up even faster, tripping on multiple chairs.

"Now, Now, crazy lad- I mean, Alice, it's time to-"*Bing*" Oh, the turkey is done~! Excuse me so I may prepare it!" The Earl smirked evilly as he left the room."

"No, where are you going? Stop her!" The two turned around and started making a dash for the door.

"I think that's revenge for making a giant hole in the wall awhile back..." Tyki smiled at the two before he returnted to drinking his whine casually.

"Jasdevi~!" before Devit and Jasdero could get away she pounced the two, sending them flying to the floor.

"Alice! This is a dining room, not a playground. Please take your seat."

"Aw, but Lulu, they're just so cute that I can't help myself!" Alice gave Lulubell the best puppy face she could muster but to no avail. "Fine, but if I never do it they won't remember!" Alice let go of the frightened boys and returned to her seat.

"Hee? Remeber what? What is Alice talking about?" Jasdero questioned curiously.

"Oh, it's nothing~!" Alice smiled at the Jasdero then returned to her seat, she started sipping her tea as if nothing happened.

"Dammit, women are weird!" Devit sat up and pulled his jacket up to properly fit his shoulders.

"Dinner's ready~!" The Earl returned to the room wearing his 'kiss the chef' apron.

"Hm, where's Road?" Tyki asked before starting his food.

"Ah, she won't be eating dinner with us tonight but she'll be here soon rest assured~." The Earl started piling food onto his plate.

For the most part, dinner was fairly quiet except when one of the twin's burped and the other would laugh. Everyone ate their dinner quietly, waiting for the moment when the Earl would announce his news. He always had something to share when they had a family dinner. When everyone was finished their dinner's they awaited desert to be brought out. It was during this time that the conversation everyone was waiting for, started. The Earl cleared his throat and started to explain the reason for a family dinner.

"It seems that Road is running a little late so I'll start the meeting. I'm not sure if all of you know but Alice has a twin sister." Alice, previously playing with her napkin, turned her attention to the fat man at the end of the table. "On top of that, her sister is an exorcist. As a Noah it is our job to kill anyone with innocence and destroy the damned things ourselves."

"Yeah, but what does my sister have to do with this? Do you know where she is?" Alice stood up excitedly at the thought of finally being able to kill her very own sister, the one who made her life so miserable before she became a Noah.

"Sit down Alice, I'm not finished. I don't want to single you out but it's for the good of the family. It has come to my attention that Amy Stratford has been having dreams. Not the normal types of dreams that a hormonal teenage girl might have, but rather about us." The Earl took another sip of his drink before continuing on. "Recently we have seen more exorcists in the area and I believe it is because of these dreams that she is having."

"What? Why is this happening? How is this happening? How do you know about this" Alice asked in a frenzy, somehow she knew it had something to do with her.

"How is this happening? I beleive that it is because you two are twins and have some sort of supernatural connection, almost as if your souls are in sync. Why? This is just another guess but I believe it's just her duty as an exocirst and as your sister, to stop both you and the Noah's memory. When we sent Akuma to spy and kill the exorcists after gathering information, your sister was often mentioned as the one who leaked the information, also, that's she a pyscho bitch." The Earl continued. "The reason I have brought you all here is to warn you, once again Alice, I apologize; No one is to mention any further plans or even talk about our mission to Alice. It is too dangerous for anyone to figure out what we're doing, at least for the time being. This will only last until we are able to destroy Alice's sister." The Earl bowed his head to signify he was finished.

"...T-this isn't fair! I was already excluded from my other family! Now I'm to be excluded from this one? This family was supposed to be different! I was supposed to be wanted for once!" Alice's eyes started to swell up with tears and she quickly fled the room. Tyki stood up to go and comfort her but everyone excluding the twins gave him a look to just leave her be.

~*At the Black Order*~

"So do you understand the mission?" Komui pushed up his glasses.

"Yeah, i guess..." Amy looked around some more, hoping to relocate Reever who had gotten away from her greasp.

"Good, you and Lavi will be leaving tomorrow." Komui beamed as he returned to his desk." Lenalee should be here with the coffee soon~!"

"Wait, you mean I have to go with this guy?" Amy whipped around to point her finger at Lavi.

"... You don't have to be so mean about it..." Lavi said under his breath.

"Hm, I thought you would like to go on a mission with Lavi. He is a boy and I know you like those!" Komui smiled creepily.

"Those? you make us sound like we're some kind of food..." Lavi continued under his breathe.

"No, not this one! He's a jerk!" Amy crossed her arms and began to pout.

"Hey, it was just a joke, okay? I was going to tell you once you calmed down." Lavi retorted.

"I'm sorry, I was under the impression that jokes were supposed to be funny, thanks for correcting me" Amy replied with sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"Alright, alright, you two. I hope that you two will get to know each other so this childish bickering will stop. Please, just work on this one mission together." Komui started rubbing the bridge of his nose, a headache forming from the two exorcist's.

"Alright, works for me." Lavi stood in his signature pose.

"...Fine," Amy mummbled under her breath.

"Good, I'll have a wake-up call arranged for you two. Please sleep well tonight.

"Hmph, don't talk to me unless it's absolutely needed... ginger."

"Hey, gingers do have souls!" Lavi shouted at the retreating female.

"Uh, what?" Komui looked up from his papers.

"Um, nothing, never mind." Lavi looked down, embarrassed.

"Oh, Alice!" Reever stepped into the room just as Amy was about to leave.

"Yes, darling?" Amy's voice was deflated.

"Uh, Okay? Are you still having... those dreams?" Reever asked uneasily.

"Hm? Oh, yeah. The one with my the Noah's. Yeah, I've also been dreaming about my parents... I think... no- never mind. Why?" Amy asked.

"It's nothing, just keep writing those dreams and your thoughts into your dream notebook."

"Huh, dreams, what's wrong?" Lavi asked in a seriously concerned tone.

"It's no business of yours!" Alice huffed as she finally left the room.

~*With Alice*~

"*Sigh* I think I might have overreacted..." Alice spoke into her pillow.

Alice turned on to her back and began to stare up at the ceiling and began to think. 'Everyone is probably talking about me now. I didn't care. Why should I care? Despite the time I've spent here I doesn't actually know anyone, it's not like they're my friends,my family, my lover's. So what does it matter what they think of me? I'm just a stranger in their house. They argue sometimes but they all really care about each other, like a real family is supposed to. They don't care about me though. They don't want me to be apart of their family. Nothing changed, just like with my old family, I'm not wanted.' Alice shoved her face in her pillow again. For some reason her thought's turned to Amy. Everyone loves her. She was always welcomed. No matter how many times she made a mistake, mommy and daddy would be there to assure her everything was alright. If I made the same mistake I would be scolded and cast aside. How envious I am of her.

*knock knock*

"Heehee, Alice, open up!" Alice's eyes snapped opened at the knocking of two fists on her door.

"Yeah, or we'll kick the damn door down!" She heard Devit yell from the other side of the door.

"...Go away!" Alice lifted her head from the pillow to yell at them.

"One minute she's climbing all over us, the next she's locked in her room sitting in her emo corner. Alice, open the god dammned door! Don't make me count, Gurl~! Ten, Nine, Eight,-" Alice thought for one more second and decided to open the door.

"...What?" Alice gave the two twins the dirtiest look she could muster.

"Um, w-we just... Don't take everything so personally! We're not just doing it to protect us but to protect you too! So, why don't you just suck it up instead of being a bitch to everyone? You're always so whiney and it's starting to bug the crap out of me! Damn you piss me off, woman!" Devit took a deep breath to catch up with the air he lost during his little rant.

"Heehee! You can be clingy but we still prefer it when you're smiling. Devit didn't mean it like that, he's just worried about you, I am too!" Jasdero stepped up with a worried look on his face.

"What? Don't say something stupid like that!" Devit put his gun to his brother head, looking the other way while blushing.

"..." Alice just stood there, tears swelling in her eyes.

"Uh, Alli? You're not going to cry again, are you? Heehee?"

"You even gave me a nickname~..." Alice's eyes grew larger as the tears began to flow down her face.

"Uh, It's not that big a-Woah!" Alice jumped at the boys giving them a big hug.

"Agh, get off of us, dammit!" Devit and Jasdero tried pushing her off them but it was useless. She was stuck to them like a burr.

"Jasdevi does love Alice~! Alice won't be so clingy anymore so that Jasdevi will love her even more!" Alice let go of the struggling boys and stood on her feet.

"Hey, we never said anything like that!" Devit quickly moved back to his feet as well.

"... Jasdevi, thank-you..." Alice started twiddiling her thumbs.

"Hee? Why is Alli thanking us?" Jasdero gave Alice a confused look as his brother pulled him out of the room.

"What do you think? Anyways, we're leaving now!" Devit said in an embarassed tone as he closed the door.

"Alli looks happier now..." Jasdero stated when the door's closed behind them," She's going to start stalking us again, isn't she?" Jasdero looked to his brother with an exhausted expression.

"...Yeah, probably. Dammit, why do we have to be so nice to the bitch?" Devit asked rehtoriacally.

"Devi~, It's because we're awesome! Hee!"

"You're right, but we might be too awesome..." Devit looked back at Alice's door before walking back to his own room.

"Jasdevi, if you ever fall in love with someone else, I'll have to destroy you~!" Alice closed her eyes and drifted off into sleep.

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A/N: Sooo, I had no idea how to end this chapter that's why the ending sucked, actually the whole thing sucked. Anyways, I meant to have this up earlier but I ended up getting a lot more homework then I thought I would. Oh, and I started playing tokimeki memorial girl's side 3rd story again, so I got really addicted to it. Yeah, I play those types of games... I'm such a loser... Anyways... bye.