Hints of slash but not really. Enjoy :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight :(

The sun was just starting to rise when Akatsuki Kain finally decided to look for his cousin, Hanabusa Aido, who had gone AWOL for the past two hours. He searched the entire night class dorm and even opened the dorm president Kuran's door a crack to see if he was in there. He wasn't.

Sighing, Kain realised there was only one place to look. Aido was probabaly annoying the prefects Zero Kiryu and Yuuki Cross again. Entering the day class dorm, he went past all the dormitaries in search of his cousin, thankful that it was the holidays and no love-striken girls would jump him.

He was about to give up when he heard strange noises coming from one of the rooms at the end. He went back to it and pressed an ear against the door, checking if it was alright to knock.

"Get it out!" Aido's hysteric and loud screech reached his ears and he scoffed lightly in amusment. He was about to knock when his brain supplied the proccessed information and made him realise how weird that demand sounded. He decided to listen for a bit more.

"I'm trying!" That was Zero, and he sounded like he was gritting his teeth. Kain frowned in confusion.

"This is all your fault! You said we should try this!" Aido yelled, and then he groaned loudly in pain or pleasure, Kain couldn't tell. His eyes widened as his imagination presented the one scenario that fitted those words...No...they couldn't be...He pressed his ear closer to the door. Despite his enhanced hearing.

"I didn't know this would happen!" Zero said defensively, and again, with gritted teeth "How was I supposed to know it would be too big for you?" Kain stiffled a gasp, and squeezed his eyes shut as unwanted images flooded his mind. No way...

"Move it a bit" Aido demanded breathlessly "Maybe it'll slide out that way"

"Hang on"

"AH! Don't move it that fast!" Kain was beginning to feel faint. He knew he should move, that he was trespassing on an intimate moment but he just couldn't make his feet move.

"Sorry..." And Zero actually did sound it. There was a pause and a clatter "Do you think this will help?"

"Oh yeah" Aido muttered "Cause making it slippary will help get it out" Kain bit his lip. Please don't tell me they're talking about...

"It might!" Zero said angrily "I've seen people do that before!"

"Only you would watch something like that in your free time" Aido said with a scoff. Kain pressed a hand to his mouth. Too private! Too intimate! Too...disturbing! He had to leave...and leave he did.

"Ha!" Zero pushed the cupboard away from Aido who was pressed against the wall behind it "It worked!"

"Good" Aido huffed, taking the hand that was helping him get up "I thought I'd be stuck behind your cupboard forever! Next time you have a temper tantrum, ask Yuuki to help you get your cupboards out of the wall!"

"I'll be sure to ask someone stronger than you" Zero said dryly, pushing Aido out of the room. "Thanks though blondie"

"Whatever" Aido said with a small smile "It was your fault...you said it wasn't that big for me to carry." Zero grinned and shook his head.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Now go!"

"So...where have you been?" Kain asked, innocently, when Aido walked back into the dorm.

"Helping Zero move the cupboards. Stupid things were so big I got stuck. Luckily Zero thought of putting oil on the piece of wood he'd been using before and it just slipped out." Aido yawned and turned to his cousin who was staring at him dumbstruck "Akatsuki?"

"But-I-you-I thought"

"You're not making any sense"

"Never mind" Kain laughed "I don't think you want to know.

I got bored. Sue me :D but do review before you do please :)