It's still fluffy and it's still nonsense and geez, I still don't own it.

BLASTER BOY Vs THE JEDI

"These" said Captain Rex ceremoniously sliding the box away from the Jedi Masters outstretched hand "are not the doughnuts you are looking for"

Obi-Wan frowned and gently stroked his beard as he did so. He made a mental note to remember that line.

"I rather think they are Captain" he said confidently, whilst treating the Clone Captain to what he had always considered to be one of his most dazzling smiles.

Captain Rex seemed unperturbed and continued to chomp down rather messily on the doughnut in his hand.

There was a gruff snort from behind the Jedi, and Obi-Wan turned to find himself face to face with Master Luminara's somewhat stoic Commander who was shifting his weight from one foot to the other like some caged animal.

"Ah Commander Gree" exclaimed Obi-Wan carefully removing himself from the clones path.

In one swift movement Commander Gree seated himself at the table thus creating a solid clone wall between Obi-Wan and the prized sugary treats.

Not wanting to be out manoeuvred Obi-Wan took up station on the corner of the table placing himself back within striking distance of the doughnut box. This earned him a look from Commander Gree that would probably have frozen a Tauntaun at fifty paces.

The Jedi shivered, but heroically summoned a smile from somewhere.

"What is it about Clones and sugar anyway?" questioned Obi-Wan cheerfully.

"We like sugar" said Commander Bly as he briskly strode into the canteen and pulled up a chair for himself "you know, like ants" he waved his hand vaguely in front of his

face as if to make a point and somehow managed to acquire a doughnut in the process.

"Yes I have often thought that your helmets and armour do rather make you all look a bit like an. . ." Obi-Wan started before he was cut off by the howling and barking noises that erupted from the otherwise reserved Clones as they marked the entrance of Commander Wolffe into the room.

Commander Wolffe sighed heavily and stopped halfway across the canteen floor.

"I am getting so sick and tired of that" he said shaking his head and placing his hands on his hips.

He was rewarded with a wolf whistle which did nothing to improve his mood but did cause stifled sniggering around the table.

Under Obi-Wans bemused gaze Wolffe plonked himself down on a seat and snatched up a doughnut on which he could vent his frustrations.

Jam oozed lazily down his wrist armour and onto the table. Commander Gree shook his head at the sight of the mess

"No depth perception" he muttered.

Someone sucked in their breath and both Rex and Bly leaned back in their seats

"I've got a bad feeling about this" said Rex as both Wolffe and Gree locked glares.

Moments passed and then as quickly as it had started the challenge was over as both parties seemed to concede that there was not going to be a winner today as far as steely glares were concerned.

Even Obi-Wan found himself breathing a sigh of relief.

"Well gentleman" said Obi-Wan diplomatically "I think we should all celebrate our good fortune of being here together with …" he puffed out his cheeks as if giving the matter a considerable amount of thought " oh, I don't know, a doughnut perhaps?"

"Hmmpf" The familiar noise came from under the table and all eyes turned suspiciously toward Gree who was in mid act of offering a piece of his doughnut to the occupant under the table.

Commander Gree looked abashed under the scrutiny of his brothers, he eventually shrugged in defeat.

"It's not my fault" he tried, "he follows me everywhere!"

Obi-Wan folded his arms and peered under the table "Master Yoda?" he enquired.

"Too busy" came the happy reply "eating doughnut I am"

"At least one of us is" muttered Obi-Wan in response.

"Jealous are you?" came the jovial voice of the small green Jedi Master.

"Well no, not really" said Obi-Wan defiantly. The clones all regarded him with raised eyebrows.

"You should be" came the reply from Master Yoda.

And then Yoda poked his head out from under the table and in between Gree's legs causing Luminaraa's Commander to fall backwards in his chair much to the amusement of Commander Wolffe.

The dimmed lighting of the mess hall caught the Jedi Masters features in what could only be described as a sinister fashion.

"You should be" repeated Yoda.