Disclaimer:

I do not own Glee or any of it's characters.

(I'm just borrowing them)

The unexpected kinks of one Blaine Anderson:

(Blaine's POV)

It started innocently enough, and maybe I shouldn't have made any assumptions about Kurt, but in my mind, Kurt was easy enough to categorize. Categories helped keep Kurt safely in the friend zone that I had established in my mind.

Diva. Fashionista. Countertenor. Beautiful. Wait, no. I'm not supposed to think of Kurt as beautiful. Remember the Mentor thing you have going on with him? I'm supposed to be Kurt's mentor, not some creepy fan boy. Back to the list. Prim. Proper. Never a hair out of place or a speck of dirt. High maintenance. Pristine. Untouchable.

Yeah. Untouchable.

If I just remember that and I'll be good to go.

Little did I know that Kurt Hummel was beyond categories.