A/N: So, hey, I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. I wanted a BTR/Victorious fic. I wanted a Cat/Carlos fic. So I'm writing it. I honestly have no idea how long this will be. I tend to have pairings that mean nothing, so if it's not Cat/Carlos and it's not already in the show, don't count on it staying. Also, this is a shared account, so this is BandanasAreCool.
That being said, I hope you like this!
DISCLAIMER: I swear, I'm not Scott Fellows or Dan Schneider, therefore I don't own these people.
*~*~Page break numero uno~*~*
"Hey, Carlos, do you have plans tonight?" Kendall asked casually.
"No, why?" Carlos asked. It was a Saturday night and the other boys all looked ready to go.
"Just wondering," Kendall shrugged as Carlos got up to go to the bathroom.
As soon as he was gone, Logan and Kendall turned to look at James.
"It's your turn," they said together.
"I can't tonight, I've got a date," James told them, fixing his hair.
"Then you have to take him with you," Logan replied.
"Dude! No!" James said, "She's wicked hot. Carlos will blow it for me."
"You have a hot date every week," Kendall told him, "and there's no way I can. It's me and Jo's six month anniversary," he held up a bunch of roses and winked.
"Aww, how adorably STUPID," James said, shaking his head. "What's your excuse? Why can't you take him?" James nodded at Logan.
"I have to study," Logan told him, "for my extra online class."
James rolled his eyes. "Fine, but don't think I won't have sex right in front of Carlos. I WILL. And he will be scarred FOREVER," James threatened.
"No you won't," Kendall said.
"Dude, I'm amazing. I have nothing to hide."
"I don't doubt that. All I'm saying is, with Carlos around, even you won't be able to get her to bed."
James glared at Kendall as Carlos came out of the bathroom.
"Come on Carlos, we're going out," he told him, grabbing his jacket.
"Woo hoo! I'll grab my helmet!"
After Carlos had his helmet, they left. James flashed Kendall and Logan a winning smile, then flipped them off, as they went out the door.
~*~*Now for a different group of friends!*~*~
"So, who gets Cat tonight?" Robbie asked.
"I hope it's not me!" Rex added.
Tori laughed. "It's Beck and Jade's turn," she told him.
"No it is NOT," Jade said.
"Yeah, it is," Andre told them.
Beck shook his head. "We're staying in tonight. Stay out of the trailer, if you know what I mean."
"Ew, gross," Andre said.
"TMI," Tori put up her hands.
Jade shrugged, "You guys asked."
"No we didn't!" they all told her.
"Whatever," she said, "but we don't get Cat tonight."
"Yes, you do," Tori said.
"You kids will just have to wait," Rex added.
Beck shook his head, "Do you really think we won't have sex just because Cat's there?"
"He's got a point," Robbie said.
"Well I can't take her," Andre said, "I have to meet with a producer."
"I have a date," Tori said. She pointed at Robbie, "You take her."
"I'm going to my grandma's," he shook his head, "I don't think she'd be very happy if I showed up all 'Oh yeah, this is my friend Cat. She'll get herself killed without me, and my friends who were supposed to take her are too busy doing it.'"
"Yeah, she already thinks you're weird enough," Rex confirmed.
"So Tori's got her?" Andre suggested.
"Good with me," Beck said, standing up.
"We'll be back later," Jade told them. Beck grabbed her ass as they walked out.
"How charming," Tori said, scrunching up her nose.
"Hey, what's goin' on?" Cat asked cluelessly striding in.
"Come on Cat," Tori grabbed her wrist and dragged Cat out of the room.
"Byyeee!" Cat called, with no idea where she was going.
~*~*Now back to James and Carlos!*~*~
"So where are we going?" Carlos asked eagerly, bouncing on his toes.
"Well I'm going to the movies with a pretty girl, and then hopefully to her place, or maybe the back of the car..." James trailed off, smiling.
"Ok?" Carlos replied, confused.
"And you," James told him, suddenly pushing Carlos up against the wall, "are going in here!" he pulled out a bandana and gagged Carlos with it, then tied his hands behind his back with another one. He pushed Carlos into a nearby supply closet.
"Be good," he flashed his shiny teeth at him before closing the door, which locked from the outside, leaving Carlos squirming inside.
*~*~And now Tori and Cat...~*~*
"Where are we going?" Cat asked, trailing behind Tori.
"On a date," Tori told her gently for the fifth time, trying to be nice.
"How does that work? Do I have a date too?"
"No..."
"What am I gonna do?"
Tori turned around, finally getting irritated. "Whatever you want," she told Cat, holding out some cash, "Here's twenty five bucks. Stay safe. Meet me back here in two hours. I'll text you if it'll be earlier or later."
"OK!" Cat said excitedly. She took the money and skipped off into Hollywood.
~*~*And they're off!*~*~
"Hmm hmm hmm... Oooh, shiny!" She stopped and stared at a store window. Passerby probably thought she was looking at the clothes on display, but she was looking at the window. She could see her reflection in the glass.
"Hi me!" she giggled.
She walked down a few more streets, turned a couple corners, and soon she was standing in front of a big concrete building.
"The Palm Woods," she read aloud. She shrugged and decided to go explore.
Cat had just walked down a hall and right by a supply closet door when she heard something.
"Mmmff... Hmm!" it was coming from the supply closet.
She turned around and went to see what was going on. Curious, she opened the closet door. Inside, there was a Latino boy wearing a helmet. He had a purple bandana in his mouth, and another one held his hands together behind his back.
"Mmm!" the boy called.
"Do you want me to untie you?" Cat asked, confused.
The helmet boy nodded.
Cat knelt down and untied his hands, then undid the bandana used to gag him.
"Thanks," the boy said. "What's your name?"
"Cat," she smiled. "What's yours?"
"Carlos."
"Well Carlos, I'm bored. My friend ditched me for a date."
"Mine too!" Carlos said, excited. He jumped up, "Let's go!"
"What are we gonna do?" Cat asked with a mixture of confusion and amazement.
"I hadn't gotten that far..." Carlos thought out loud.
They walked out of the supply closet, still with no idea what they were going to do.
*~*~Now let's see what happens when Carlos and Cat hang out...~*~*
"Ooooh! I can see my reflection in this one too!" Cat called out from across the aisle.
"Really? I can see mine in this one!"
"Can we get them?" Cat asked, already putting her spoon in her shopping basket.
"Yeah!" Carlos squealed excitedly, "Oh, this is so fun!"
"But wait... How will we pay for them? We only have twenty five dollars, and this plastic thing," She held out a credit card with the name Tori Vega printed on the front.
"You can pay with this!" Carlos exclaimed, "It's like an unlimited supply of money."
"I wonder why I'm not allowed to have one..." Cat whined.
Carlos shrugged, "I can't either. I can't have a lot of things..."
They ran around the mall, buying countless pointless little items with their "unlimited money." After awhile, they stumbled into a store with the windows all black with a bunch of hearts and swirly designs on them.
"What's this?" Carlos picked up a big pink vibrator.
"I don't know," Cat said, "but maybe if you push this button..."
"IT'S ALIVE!" Carlos screamed when it started to vibrate. He dropped the vibrator and he and Cat ran, screaming, out of the store.
Straight into the fountain.
Cat fell in first, but Carlos had been close behind, so he just jumped in.
They sat up, coughing.
"Why'd you jump in?" Cat asked, confused.
Carlos shrugged. "You were in the fountain, so I figured I should be too."
Cat giggled, "That's sweet."
Carlos smiled. He leaned in and kissed her.
They pullled away after only a second.
"Whoah," Carlos stated, amazed.
~*~*I'm terribly sorry that was so fluffy oh my god it wasn't gonna be that fluffy but the next part isn't fluffy i swear *hides* but OMG I AM SO SORRY*~*~
"I had a great time," Tori said, opening the door to her apartment. Beck, Jade, Andre, Robbie, and Trina were all in the living room.
"Me too," the guy said, leaning down to kiss her. He pushed his toungue into her mouth, pulled back, smiled at her friends, and left.
"What a TOOL," Beck said as soon as the door closed.
"Tell me about it. He's such a player," Andre said.
"What are you talking about?" Tori asked them, "He's great!"
"Great looking," Jade said. Beck gave her a look. "What? I have EYES," She defended. "Anyways," she continued, "he may be pretty and all, but that boy is going to screw you over. HIs game plan is fuck and run."
"She's right," Beck agreed, "plus he's a TOOL. How long do you think he spends on his hair?"
They all raised their eyebrows at him.
"Dude, this is natural," he told them, smoothing a hand over his hair.
"Sure it is," Jade said, lying down so her head was in his lap.
"If this was earlier, you would've been face down," he whispered to her with a wink.
"I'm not hungry anymore," Robbie said, putting down the cookie he'd been eating.
"Oh yeah, why are you guys back so early?" Tori asked.
"My parents got home early," Beck said, annoyed. "We had to finish up fast and split."
"Ok," Andre shook his head, "this conversation needs to go back to the previous subject."
"Yeah, too much information," Rex said.
"So why do you guys think he's a player?" Tori asked.
"It's in the way he kisses," Jade said, "Guy thinks he's a porn star."
Trina nodded. "I actually felt kind of dirty watching it."
She got some weird looks.
"Well, the date was great. And he and some friends are coming here for a party next Friday."
They all nodded. A party sounded good.
"Hey," Beck said "where's Cat?"
*~*~Aaaaand back to my four favorite boys!~*~*
"Hey," James called, walking into the apartment. Logan and Kendall were on the couch.
"Hey, you're back early," Logan said.
"Didn't take care of buisness?" Kendall asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Nope. She's playing hard to get. Second time around."
"Whoah, a second date? She must be pretty great," Logan commented.
"She's wicked hot," James said. He pulled out one of those strips of pictures from the movie theater photo booth and handed it to the other two.
"Wow," Kendall said, "how do you do so good?'
James shrugged, "It's a gift."
"Please tell me you didn't just go into the photo booth because you were hoping to get it on in there," Logan gave him a harsh no-public-sex look.
"Whaaat? Noo," James rolled his eyes.
Logan looked at him harshly.
"We just made out in the photo booth. I was planning on having sex in the car," James finished with a wink.
"But you didn't get there," Kendall began in a sarcastic sad voice, "probably because Carlos was the-"
"Where's Carlos?"
James's eyes widened. "I'll just go get him, I left him, uh..." He went to get up.
"Wait, James!" Kendall said.
James turned around.
"This girl is pretty hot. What's her name?" he pointed to the pictures, which were still in his hand.
"Tori," James told him, "and we're going to a party at her place on Friday," he turned and went to go get Carlos, the other boys following behind him.
~*~*Who saw that coming? Tell me in the reviews!*~*~
"Cat!" Tori said into her phone, "Where are you? I've called you twenty two times already!"
"Umm..." Cat began, "We're in mall jail."
"We?" Tori squeaked. Everyone else looked around. They were wondering what kind of person Cat had picked up.
"Yeah, I'm with Carlos!" Cat giggled, "He's really nice." Carlos grinned.
"Stay right there, we'll be there soon," Tori said, hanging up.
"So?" Jade prompted.
"She's in mall jail. With some guy named Carlos," Tori said in a dissapointed voice.
"He's probably her drug dealer," Jade mumbled, "it would explain so much."
Beck drove Jade, Tori, and Andre down to the mall. They went to the mall jail to go get Cat.
Cat was sitting in a jail cell with a Latino boy wearing a helmet. He looked pretty harmless.
"Is this Carlos?" Tori asked Cat gently.
"Yeah," she said, "I know you told me not to talk to strangers, but I found him in a supply closet..."
"She saved me," Carlos said happily.
"Do you have anyone coming to get you?" Tori asked Carlos, worried.
"Yeah," he told her, "Kendall just said they're on the way over right now."
Tori nodded, not having any clue who that was.
"How the hell did you get in mall jail?" Jade asked.
"Well, there was the fountain," Cat began.
Carlos laughed "And then the escalator..."
"And the mannequins. And then they were all 'three strikes, you're out'"
The others just nodded. They got Cat out of mall jail, made sure Carlos would be okay, and left.
*~*~BTR TIME!~*~*
"Shit!" James said when they walked up to the supply closet. The door was open and there were two bandanas lying on the ground inside. "How did he get out!"
"You locked him in a SUPPLY CLOSET!" Logan said tensely.
James nodded, grabbed his bandanas, and the three went to get in the car. Logan got in the driver's seat, Kendall in the passenger seat, and they made James sit in back.
"You're WHERE?" Kendall said into his phone, "Yeah, we'll be there. Okay. Okay. OKAY. I got it. I swear. Yeah, I kn- Carlos! Ok, we're coming. BYE."
"Where is he?" Logan asked, putting the keys into the ignition.
Kendall laughed, "Mall jail."
When they got to the mall, Carlos was sitting in the little cell alone. They got him out, promised the guards they would take him straight out of the mall, and brought him out to the car.
"So, what happened?" Logan asked.
Carlos sighed. "I met this girl, and she.. she SAVED ME. And she was like a princess. Or a fairy. Or a MERMAID! She looked like the little mermaid. With legs."
"You know, when the little mermaid had legs, she was naked," James pointed out.
"I'm not sure this girl existed..." Kendall whispered, "I think he's high."
"And I kissed her..." Carlos continued.
Their eyes bugged out. Carlos didn't normally have ANY game.
"What was her name?" Logan asked him, wondering if he'd gotten a number, or if the girl existed, for that matter.
"Cat," Carlos replied dreamily. James and Kendall snickered.
"Don't even START with the pussy jokes," Logan began.
"Aww, Logie," Kendall whined.
"Just one?" James asked, holding up one finger. He wiggled it around.
Kendall laughed.
"I know what you're thinking," Logan told them, "and NO."
"I don't get it..." Carlos said.
~*~*Ok this chapter was like really long...*~*~
A/N: So, this is my first crossover, and I really haven't been watching Victorious for that long, so I hope I did okay with the characters. Honestly, I didn't really like the way I wrote this. The other chapters will be a little more... adult, lol. I think they should be better. Tell me what you thought in the reviews!