AN: Okay, this is the first chapter of Mortal Kombat Facebook! This is basically an intro, and I promise it will get funnier as it continues. Some mild spoilers to Mortal Kombat 9! Reviews would really be appreaciated, as it would help me know what direction I should take the story in. Alright! Enjoy!

Mortal Kombat:

Facebook Fun

Sonya Blade: Ugh, saving the world from Shao Kahn with Johnny and Raiden, brb.

Raiden, and 2 other people like this.

Comments:

Sheeva: Fool! Shao Kahn is the ruler! You cannot defeat him! Lol.

Sonya: Bitch plz. Go back to the zoo.

Raiden: Sonya, watch your language dear, your mother can read this!

Shao Kahn: Dick, that wasn't a fair fight!

Raiden: OMG, explain to me how that wasn't a fair fight! Wtf did you do? You backed away and threw hammers repeadiatly.

Shao Kahn: K, LOL.

Sonya: You just got dissed, son.

Raiden uploaded 10 photos to the album: Chilln in Outworld.

Jax Briggs: Fuck Sindel's nappy headed ass!

Sonya Blade, and 20 other people like this.

Comments:

Sindel: Haha, honey, at least I have hair.

1 person likes this comment.

Jax: Lol, whatever. But, omg, you just busted into our hideout and killed us like it was nothing. You tryna diss us, strate.

Mileena: Stfu, quit being so butt-hurt.

Jax: Whateva.

Mileena: Yeahh, you're jealous becuz I'm fine as hell, and you can't have this.

Jax: Right, lol. Cuz you have..."standards".

Mileena: That's right, I have high standards too, btch.

Jax: Plz, what standards are you allowed to have? Have you seen your mouth lately?

Mileena: :O, low blow.

Jax: yup, you need dental work. End of discussion.

Jade has changed her interests from: Men, to women.

Johnny Cage is in a relationship with Sonya Blade. 3

16 People Like This.

comments:

Jade: Awww, so sweet xx.

Jax: Fuk u.

Johnny: Jealous?

Jax: Gay?

Johnny: What?

Jax: You just told me you were gay yesterday!

Johnny: No I didn't, wtf?

Jax: Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night!

Sonya: Wtf, Johnny?

Johnny: Sonya, no!

Johnny Cage is single.