Chapter 1 – The Columnist

Summary: I'm the columnist for Vongola High School's weekly newspaper. This elite school abounds with hot, popular semes and cute, adorable ukes. Strangely enough, they still write to me for love advice. That's odd…

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

A/N: I'm so foolish to start another fic. But what the heck. I'm enjoying myself a lot. And I've always wondered what it would be like to be a columnist, since my mum's always telling me I should try writing for the newspapers. Ah well. Enjoy~!

~Start of article~

It's a brand new term, all you peeps, and I'm sure you're all gearing up for it. After all, new subjects, new classmates, new teachers, new love interests.

That's right, love interests.

Fresh and new partners.

Anyway, let's get down to business. The first letter of the term has already been sent in, and as usual, it leaves me wondering why the person doesn't just write a drama about it…

Dear Missy Aiko,

I'm having troubles with my love life. You see, my boyfriend (Let's call him ClamsPrimo) has been holding a cold war with me over a question asked by another guy (Let's call him Skylark) asked me what was my favorite treat ever. I answered "chocolate" and then he asked me if I wanted to suck on a nice big stick coated in chocolate. I found the question a little odd, but it sounded harmless enough, so I answered "ok". He then got this really weird rape expression and then all of a sudden my boyfriend came charging over and before I knew it he was yelling at me as to why I answered "ok" to Skylark's question.

I didn't understand what was wrong, and ClamsPrimo got more irritated with mean and he stomped off and ever since then he's been giving me the silent treatment.

I'm really confused. What have I done wrong? Please help me.

-TenthSkye

Well, now, wow. What did you think of that, readers? Anyway, here's my reply.

Dear TenthSkye,

Take it easy. Your boyfriend's obviously mad at you, so he needs time to cool down. What I suggest is that you can use the "Third Party" method – get a mutual friend to strike up conversation between the three of you. Pick a safe topic – you won't want the conversation to wander to your boyfriend's source of anger! Most probably your boyfriend will be sullen and grumpy, but if he really loves you, he'll grab at the chance to talk to you again, since I'm guessing it's just his pride that's stopping him.

Then when the conversation's in full flow, signal for the mutual friend to leave (making the necessary excuses of course) and then work things out from there, since no doubt the topic will turn to the burning matter in your boyfriend's mind when you two are alone. Don't rush things. And of course, stay away from Skylark.

Like I always say, take it easy, take it slow.

-Missy Aiko

How did you like that, readers? Hopefully TenthSkye will be able to work things out with ClamsPrimo. Of course, he'll have to stay away from Skylark too, or else more sparks will fly.

Anyway, send in your letters by next week, and I'll reply to them in this column!

Enjoy your new term peeps!

~End of article~

A/N: So… how was it? I chose the pseudonym "Missy Aiko" 'cuz I believe "Ai" in Japanese is "love", am I right? (Incidentally, it's the same for Mandarin.) I just added the "ko" to make it sound nicer. Reviews please!