[Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own the wallflower… but it's okay… I have a chocolate mustache on a stick.]

Chapter 5:

It was about lunch when Kyouhei finally snapped.

"!"

The house shook with the full force of his rage. Cars crashed into each other anywhere within a 200 mile radius. Japan went into a state of chaos. Five wars started, and I believe there was an earthquake…

In his room, Takenage licked his finger and turned the page of the medical book he was reading. So. He's finally snapped… He sighed and closed the book, walking over to the shelf to put it back in its place. It was really only a matter of time… He looked toward the door, speculating. Best to wait and then observe at a distance. This should be interesting.

"THAT BITCHY FACED BITCH BITCH! SHE WILL PAYYYYY!" Kyouhei ran through the house at top speed like a madman, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"GRAHHHHH! I WILL TEACH HER TO LOOK DOWN ON ME! SHE'S HIDING IN THAT ROOM OF HER'S ON PURPOSE!"

Kyouhei stormed up the stairs, a thirst for blood in his eyes. He beat on the door to Minori's room so that the door almost fell off its hinges.

"OPEN UP YOU—"

Kyouhai was cut short mid knock/beat/door abuse when the door opened and Minori stood in front of him. [A/N: Door abuse; it's a serious issue people]

Kyouhei stood there, his arm frozen in mid-air, his fist still clenched. He looks down at the girl in front of him, noticing that she looks somewhat…different.

What the hell…?

A blank look of complete stupidity is plastered on his poor little un-prepared face. His mind has been supposedly destroyed by all the mental strain.

Minori innocently stood in the doorway wearing short shorts (pale denim) and a black long-sleeve crop-top with a white bat on the front. The sleeves were so long they covered her hands. When she lifted up her arms, (like to stretch or something) the shirt would slide up to reveal her flat and attractive stomach– her stomach was partially visible now as her right arm was raised over her resting on the door frame as she leaned against it in a casual manner that (though she didn't intend to) was in some way a fairly seductive pose.

She was barefoot, and her toenails were painted black. Her long hair was up, in a messy but attractive side pony-tail, her bangs swept over her face sweetly and several strands of hair that had not stayed within the hair-tie gracefully hung loose, the ones near the front gently brushing her tender, pink, round cheeks.

She stood there looking up at Kyouhei with an innocent expression of surprise and curiosity, as if she hadn't been expecting him. (Though how could she NOT been expecting him with all that noise he'd been making?)

Her left hand (well, the sleeve that covered her left hand) was held up near her face, just barely touching her perfect chin and almost covering her pretty little lips.

Sweetly tucking one of the strands of hair that caressed her cheek behind her ear, she blinked at Kyouhei, her long eyelashes gently fluttering like a butterfly's wings.

At this sight, Kyouhei continued to blankly stare out into the universe like an idiot, his mouth gaping open.

This outfit… while it was still somewhat the style of what she had worn the day of her arrival… it was… different. How it was different he really didn't know as Kyouhei was a boy that didn't really take that much notice of women's fashion.

Bloop:

A pop-up appears with a chibi Ranmuru's face on it. He is giggling like a moron. Hehehe! Yay! Yay! Wear lovely clothing my princesses! Yay! Yay!

Yuki is seen running away from him, in a dress, crying. Waaaa! No! I don't wanna! Leave me alone Ranmuru! Evil! Evil!

Chibi-Sunako appears out of nowhere, folds up the pop-up, and walks away, having no presence in the current scene whatsoever.

Bloop:

Anyway…

Kyouhei (who is still standing there like an idiot) is still in the middle of a mental crisis and is not able to organize his thoughts. [A/N: Oh, and forgot to mention, but by this time he has lowered his arm and it is hanging by his side.]

What the flog is going on? I just don't get– it's… her presence! It's different somehow! But what the hell… what does that even mean? I don't even know dammit! But…she…kinda…

She's kinda cute…

His face turned deep red at this thought. What the…? WHY WOULD HE THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT? Also… he could see some of her stomach… His face turned to an even deeper shade of red.

"Kyouhei?"

Kyouhei snapped out of his zombified state and seemed to slowly come to the realization of how dumb he looked at the moment.

Shaking his head and fixing his stance/position of standing(?) He tore his gaze away from her and tried to look cool.

Minori locked her hands together behind her back and leaned forward, looking up at Kyouhei's face.

"Kyouhei? Why are you here?"

"Uh! I was… that is… I mean…" What was wrong with him?

"I… Uh… Came to get you," He finished gruffly, "You were in there for a suspicious amount of time and it was annoying." He still didn't look at her.

Minori smiled to herself, and then beamed at Kyouhei, giggling. "Kyouhei is so silly."

Chet– what is up with this damn chick? Is this even the same girl? He didn't even know what to do. And Kyouhei suddenly realized, that that really pissed him off.

"I AM NOT SILLY!" He fumed, "JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS YOU HERMIT!"

"Heehee… Alright. I was going down there anyway."

She practically frolicked to the stairway. Kyouhei watched her with an expression of distaste. What kind of freak IS she? She turned around and smiled.

"Is Kyouhei not coming? Come on!"

Kyouhei slowly began to make his way toward the stairs. He lost sight of Minori as she slid down the railing. Why was this… not how he planned?

Minori slid down the railing with style and ease. A sly grin spread on her face. This really was fun. She hadn't chosen the sundress. And she hadn't chosen to be herself. No… this was something much more dangerous. This was a clever combination of the two. It was much better this way. It wasn't too much of a difference that it would be too suspicious or unbelievable, but just enough to shake them up. That dumbass Kyouhei's reaction had been hilarious. It had taken so much self-control to not completely blow his face off making fun of him, but she'd somehow managed it.

How satisfying…

I wonder… how will the other mice react to the smell of fresh cheese?

Heehee…

[A/N: So yup! I had really no idea what I was doing while writing this, but hey give me a break! It's 2 in the morning! Hoohoo… seeing Kyouhei so helpless and dumbfounded was soooo enjoyable. Yes, yes, it may be slightly cruel, but it is all in the sake for comedy. It was a short chapter as I'm just now continuing this after a long time but technically pretty much everyone appeared in it. Am so happy with Minori's approach! HarHarHar! She is genius! Please review and tell me what you think! Hmm… by the way… how exactly was Takenage watching them?]