Godly Profiles

Yes, I did steal the format from redlily188 but the mind-blowing wittiness is all mine :D No owning.

-Zeus-

Current location: Mount Olympus

Occupation: King God/Lord of the Sky/Very bad uncle

Favourite quotations: "POSEIDON!"

"Humph."

"Pah!"

People who inspire Zeus: Nobody

Favourite books: A Beginner's Guide to Gardening: Turning Children into Trees and much, much more, How to Deal with your Daddy Issues, The Basics of Cooking: Turning Titans into Shish-Kebab, Anger Management: Blowing up Buildings and Demolishing Nephews

Activities: Killing my nephews, arguing with my brothers, banishing people to Tartarus, chopping up my daddy, making random storms, stringing lovers, being a grumpy sod

About Zeus: I am NOT paranoid, I am merely cautious. For my enemies: Grr, fear my wrath!

Interested in: For the general public: Women. If Hera is reading this: Only one woman – my doting wife – so everyone else back off xx

Interests: The mirror, my wife, pine trees, being paranoid

Relationship status: "Happily" Married

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-Hera-

Current location: Mount Olympus

Occupation: Goddess of Love and Marriage/Queen of Heaven/Secret Family Betrayer

Favourite quotations: "Water under the bridge, my dear."

People who inspire Hera: Zeus, Donna Reed

Favourite books: How to Dispose of Ugly Children, Motherhood for Dummies, Fixing a Broken Marriage, The Art of Being Two-Faced: Volume One,

Activities: Being two-faced, Loving my husband, Judging my children, Fulfilling the housewife stereotype.

About Hera: I just LOVE my family! It's okay that Zeus has another child, I forgive him, because I'm just that kind of person! I love all my children equally, looks don't matter to me

Interested in: Men

Interests: Cleaning the kitchen, smiling dotingly at my children, being motherly, my husband.

Relationship status: Married

Yay, that was fun to right! I hope this made you smile!

-Rory x