A/N: I have no idea where this came from..

And no I don't own anything.

So here goes, I've returned to finish my last year at Hogwarts. Things were going smoothly. How could they not? I was Head Boy, my grades were great and I have Pansy. And now my annoying mother, who I thought by the way, only offered her services as the new DADA professor to keep an eye on me.

The only downside about being Head Boy was that I had to share a common room with Granger. So as soon as I found out. I told her that she can have whoever she's nailing back in her room on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights. As I had the rest of the nights booked for me and Pansy.

The know-it-all had the cheek to roll her eyes at me and launch into a lecture about how inappropriate it was to be coupling in a school dorm or anywhere else for that matter. Here I was thinking I had done her a favour.

So yeah I suppose that's where the problem begins.

As spring slowly settles in I tried my damnest to avoid my mother. I mean, she treats me as if I'm a fucking four year old. She's always going on about how I am too young to do this or not ready to do that. So when she requests that I meet up with her for dinner once a week, I make an excuse up about having too much homework. Politely she says that she understands and we leave it at that.

As for Granger, well living with her wasn't that bad. She was quiet, clean and stayed out of my way. Which is how I liked it. She never complained about Pansy being around. She didn't complain about anything this year. And she never used any of her free nights.

One winter night as I headed toward our rooms after quidditch training, I heard moaning coming from her room. Weasel must have finally peeled her back. And by the sounds that were coming out her mouth, he was doing a very good job.

I silently laughed and saved this information to my memory bank. It may prove to be useful if I want something out of the either of them.

So I went into my room and gathered my things for a shower. After scrubbing the tiring training away I went into the common room. As I passed her room, there was more moaning. He either has found a really good erection charm or she has put him into one without him knowing.

I stayed down in the common room until the early hours of the morning catching up on my homework and daydreaming. When I went to bed she was giggling. Merlin, can't they fuck and be over with it?

I dropped down on to the bed and quickly fell asleep. I was tired. Training was hard. I was running out of excuses with my mother and Pansy wasn't doing it for me anymore.

I woke up early the next morning. I did the usual. Shit. Shower. Shave. I then went down stairs to the small kitchenette to have a glass of pumpkin juice. As I got to the bottom of the stairs I stopped dead in my tracks.

A young blonde woman sat with her legs crossed in the arm chair, sipping something hot. She wore nothing but the girl's white blouse half buttoned . She had a good set of knockers too from what I could see .She even had Granger's Gryffindor tie draped lazily around her neck.

So Ganger bats for the other side of the team. Oh man this was just getting good.

I was only just beginning to imagine what I could blackmail Granger into doing for me. I just want to know who this girl is.

Blonde

Pale

Has to be Loony Luna

The know-it-all and the weirdo hooking up.

It was enough to make me laugh out aloud right there and then.

I slowly stepped closer to her. Who would have thought the weirdo had a good body. Nice and supple.

Wonder if she wanted a taste of the Slytherin sex god?

I bet I could charm her.

I was too busy picturing the different kind of positions I wanted her in that I didn't notice her lift her head. She did not gasp or even cry out aloud.

I stared into the familiar blue eyes.

"Arggg MOTHER!" I screamed

"Go back to bed Draco." Narcissa said sternly.