Just a little fun thing to do I guess…enjoy and review please!

I will not steal a lightsaber and then insist I did so only to make s'mores with it.

I will not tell Anakin that Padme shacked up with a wookie just so I can have his Skywalker-goodness all to myself.

I will not tease Ahsoka by saying that she's too weak to grow a padawan braid for herself.

I will not dress up like Ahoska and then lock her in a closet just so I get to spend some time with Obi Wan and Anakin.

I will not ask Ahsoka if she can't grow her own braid because she's prematurely bald. (I know, I know…Togrutians are a hairless species…blah blah blah…it's all excuses!)

I will not replace all of Ahsoka's clothes with string bikinis just to see how everyone reacts. (Hey…her original outfit wasn't that far from a bikini!)

I will not give Ahsoka anything to drink but espresso so she'll be bouncing off the walls…partially because I'm afraid of what Anakin would do to me if I did…

I will not play interior decorator at the Jedi Temple and cover everything in leopard and zebra print.

I will not insist on referring to lightsabers as "glorified glowsticks."

I will not put on armor and pretend to be a clone, and then when questioned about why I look like a girl respond with, "You looked in a mirror lately? They don't call us clones for nothin'…"

I will not tease Ventress about being bald…in part because I value my life…

I will not ask Plo Koon about his mask by asking him why he insists on wearing scuba gear at all times.

I will not ask to learn how to use the force just so when I go to Subway I can wave my hand in front of their face and say, "You don't need $5 for my footlong."

On that note: I will not ask to learn the force just so I can hang my brother upside down in the air when he ticks me off.

I will not twirl a blaster around my finger while looking around and saying, "laser tag, anyone?"

I will not put any red clothes in with Obi Wan's laundry just to turn all of his robes pink.

I will not interrupt lightsaber training duels, bop both participants in the head and shout, "SHOULDA HAD A V8!"

I will not make up rhymes about all of the characters and teach them to the clones. (Ever thought about how Anakin sounds like manakin? Or how Yoda sounds like soda? I'm thinking the creator of Star Wars wasn't so original with his names after all…)

I will not send Anakin into a frenzied panic by saying Ahsoka's gone dark again.

I will not tease Ahsoka by calling her bipolar. (Just watch the episode where she goes dark and you'll see what I mean…she flip flops faster'n a fish outta water)

Anyone else got any? Put 'em in a review! (And yes…that is shameless bribery for more reviews!)