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Another month had passed since Mac and Horatio had decided to go on a vacation in Key West. They had tried to book a place earlier, but hadn't found anywhere to stay. They had now rented a small cabin with their own private beach. However, instead of being in the cabin they were at the hospital after having a little accident.

"This is one way to start a vacation." Mac said.

"I'm sorry." Horatio chuckled.

"This is not funny, Horatio."

"Yes, it is." Horatio laughed, "You and I are never clumsy otherwise and now this."

"Shut up."

The door opened and the doctor walked in with a young male nurse.

"I've never seen anything like this before." The doctor chuckled, "You're lucky there is no damage to your private parts."

Horatio and Mac blushed and it didn't get better that the nurse was a young man who just so happened to have been involved in a case with Mac in New York once.

"You helped solve my cousin's murder." He said, "It's nice to see you again Mr. Taylor."

"I wish it was under better circumstances." Mac mumbled and remembered how he and Horatio had ended up in the hospital in the first place after spending only a few hours in their cabin.

Flashback

After a morning filled with the difficult task of trying to put a paper airplane together, two naked bodies were now rolling around under the covers. They were warm and hard; ready to engage in some action. Horatio moaned as he was pinned to the bed and Mac rubbed his erection against him.

"Mm, more." Horatio groaned.

"In time." Mac grinned.

Horatio flipped them around and pinned Mac against the bed. He kissed his neck and pressed his lower body against Mac. The younger man wrapped his legs around the redhead and slipped a hand down between them.

"Ah, Mac!" Horatio gasped when Mac's hand wrapped around his manhood.

Mac moaned as Horatio kissed his neck. Mac felt his manhood twitch as Horatio went lower and lower; licking his nipples, kissing his abdomen and finally reaching his member.

"Please, love." Mac moaned.

Horatio smiled and enveloped the head of Mac's erection. Mac arched his back and grabbed onto the headboard. Horatio reached his hand to the nightstand for the lube and then flipped Mac around on all four. Mac gasped when he felt his lover's digit enter him and nudge his prostate. Horatio wrapped one hand around his lover's throbbing length and Mac moaned.

"Uh, love!"

"More?" Horatio teased.

"Yes!"

Horatio grinned and added a second digit; he stretched his lover and made sure to nudge his prostate as much as possible. When he was going to add a third digit he realized that the bottle of lube was empty.

"Do we have anymore lube?" He asked.

"Other nightstand." Mac gasped.

Horatio smiled and reached for the first of the two bottles on the nightstand.

"Fuck the stretching, just get inside me!" Mac panted.

"Impatient as always." Horatio teased.

"Please." Mac gasped.

Horatio grinned and lubed up his erection; he pulled his digits out and pushed inside his lover with his hardness. Mac moaned and instantly pressed back against the redhead. Horatio grabbed onto Mac's hips and was just about the thrust when...

"Um, Mac?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm stuck."

Mac glanced back at his lover and frowned.

"Stuck?"

"Yeah, I'm stuck inside you and with one hand on your hip." Horatio said.

Mac tried to move but found that they were indeed stuck.

"What bottle did you grab?" Mac asked.

Horatio handed the bottle to Mac and the younger man gasped.

"This is not lube."

"What is it?"

"It's the glue for the paper airplane." Mac said, "This stuff dries in seconds."

"What?" Horatio exclaimed, "I glued myself to you?"

Mac tried to move forward to get unstuck from his lover, but it was just impossible.

"What do we do?" Mac asked.

"We call Alexx." Horatio shrugged.

Mac reached for the phone on the nightstand and dialed Alexx's number. When he told her what had happened it took the woman ten minutes to stop laughing. Mac and Horatio glanced at each other as they listened to her trying to get herself together.

"Alright, here is what you need to do." Alexx chuckled, "This happened to my son once."

"Your son got stuck inside-"

"No, not like that. He was young and wanted to see what happened if you glued your hand to a desk." Alexx said, "We used hot water to wash the glue away."

"Okay, so we need to shower then." Mac said, "How are we going to move?"

"What do you mean?"

"We're kind of uh... I'm on all four and Horatio is, um..."

"Oh, I see." Alexx chuckled, "Well boys, you're just going to have to work it out."

"Thanks Alexx."

"Oh, and Mac, when you're apart make sure to see a doctor just in case." Alexx said.

"Um, we'll see about that, thanks Alexx."

It took a long, long time before the two men made it to the shower and into the shower stall. Their backs were aching from awkward position too. After an hour in the shower with hot water and steam Horatio finally got his hand loose and could begin to feel the rest also loosening up.

End of flashback

-I-

It was early morning, (just hours after Horatio and Mac had left for Key West), when Eric yawned and stretched before climbing out of bed. Calleigh was asleep beside him and he could hear their daughter cooing through the baby monitor. Eric kissed his girlfriend on the cheek and then walked towards the door. He stopped the moment he saw him; Eric looked at him and the other one looked right back.

"Nice cat." Eric said nervously.

Elvis looked at Eric and approached the door. The ginger cat hated Eric; nobody seemed to know why, but now Eric was a bit afraid of him. Calleigh had volunteered to look after Elvis while Horatio and Mac were out of town. Usually Ryan did this, but Ryan was visiting his father in Ohio during the week.

"He's not going to bite you." Calleigh mumbled.

"He's planning to. I can see the wheels in his head turning as he is planning to do it." Eric said.

"Just walk past him and ignore him." Calleigh said.

Eric stepped outside the bedroom and walked past Elvis. Only one second later the cat flew towards his leg and nipped him before running down the hallway to the kitchen.

"Ouch!" Eric exclaimed, "He bit me!"

"Don't show him that you're afraid." Calleigh called from the bedroom.

"I'm not afraid." Eric said and then mumbled to himself, "I'm just keeping away from him as much as I can."

Eric entered the nursery and found his daughter Cecilia, also known as Cece, smiling at him. He picked her up and went to the kitchen. Cece was three months old already and seemed to like Elvis as much as Elvis liked her.

While Eric prepared food for Cece Elvis watched him like a hawk. Eric glanced at Elvis from time to time and he could swear that the cat was silently threatening to castrate him if anything happened to Cece that Elvis didn't like.

"Calleigh." Eric whined when his girlfriend entered the kitchen, "He hates me."

"He doesn't hate you." Calleigh said, "He just wants to be the boss and you let him."

"What do I have to put up against a cat?"

Calleigh shrugged and tickled her daughter. Eric looked at the sink and the cat.

"If I fill the sink up with water I could push Elvis down there as revenge for all the scratch and bite marks he's given me." Eric grinned wickedly.

"Eric!" Calleigh chided, "Horatio would kill you."

"He doesn't have to know."

Calleigh shook her head and went with Cece to the living room. Eric looked at Elvis.

"One day buddy, one day." He said.

-I-

Horatio and Mac were driving back to their cabin after having been at the hospital for hours waiting to be checked out. The drive started out in silence as Mac was still a bit pissed at Horatio for grabbing the glue instead of the lube.

"My groin hurts." Horatio said, "It's stinging."

"Yeah? Well, my ass hurts." Mac growled, "Thanks to you."

"Come on Mac, I said I was sorry." Horatio grinned.

"You think this is funny?"

"Absolutely." Horatio chuckled, "Do you know anybody else who has such bad luck as us? How many people glue themselves together?"

Mac smiled and then started laughing along with his lover. It was funny that the most "always-in-control" men, whom never acted clumsy, had managed to embarrass themselves like that.

"This is one story that we can write down in history." Mac smiled, "I'm just glad that the team won't find out."

"We won't tell them and Alexx knows how to keep a secret." Horatio said.

They stayed quiet for a while longer and were almost back at their cabin when Horatio decided to break the news.

"I'm going to retire when Calleigh comes back from her maternity leave."

Mac hit the brakes and stopped the car at the side of the road.

"Really?"

"Yeah, you don't want me to?"

"Of course I do." Mac said, "Just think about it; you and me and all the time in the world to do whatever we want."

"I was thinking of travelling around the world a bit. See new countries." Horatio said.

"Perfect." Mac smiled, "How long have you thought about this?"

"A little while. At first I wasn't sure if I felt that way only because of what happened with Carter or because I really felt it was time to leave." Horatio said, "The truth is that it's tearing me up inside to work when I could be spending all time with you. I'm old and I feel that my time has come."

"You realize the others will freak out." Mac grinned.

"Yes, I'm afraid they might tie me to my office chair and I will never be able to leave." Horatio said, "Hopefully they'll let me go after a while."

"Well, I for one am very happy to be having you with me all day." Mac smiled, "Even if it's a while left before you're going to retire. You think Calleigh wants to be boss?"

"Absolutely." Horatio said, "And she deserves it. The lab will be even better with her in charge."

"Just think that Rick Stetler will have to fight against her when IAB becomes involved with cases." Mac smirked.

"Poor man."

"Let's just hope she doesn't use her gun collection on him."

"So you're really happy?" Horatio asked.

"Of course." Mac smiled, "I love you."

"I love you too."

The End!

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After some consideration I decided to edit the story a bit and make this the last chapter, instead of having two more chapters as was originally planned.

The incident with the glue is taken from "Another Gay Movie 2"