HEY GUYS! I'm back! I feel sooo bad about not updating all summer until now. It's just that I was wayyyy busier than what I expected and then school started and I was just so busy with the PSAT, Homework, and Homecoming. I know pretty crappy excuse for being gone ALL summer and until now but anyways I just wanna say OHMYGODS YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! Thanks sooo much for reviewing, faving, and alerting this story(: Well anyways enjoy this chapter!:D
Disclaimer: I do not own PJaTO, it belongs to Rick Riordan(:
Percy: So did I do something wrong? *Wings fluttering in the background* Mrs. Dodds? Hello?
*Mrs. Dodds suddenly comes into the view*
"Oh this is about to get good," Clarisse said.
Mrs. Dodds: *Harshly* Where is it?
Percy: *turns around* Oh, whoa! Hey! Hey. How did you get up there?
"Hahaha that's so random! One minute she's on the floor and then all of a sudden she all the way up there!" Connor laughed.
Mrs. Dodds: *Roars*
Percy: Whoa. *Mrs. Dodds turns into a fury and swoops down towards Percy*
"Ohmygods!" Silena screamed in pure terror as she hid behind Beckendorf.
"Chill Silena, it's just a movie." Thalia stated.
"Yes, but I think she would've looked a lot better with some makeup on...and nail polish and maybe do something about those teeth-"
"Alright Silena, we get the point. She's hideous." Nico replied.
Percy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! *starts running but then trip and falls right when Mrs. Dodds is about to claw him*
Mrs. Dodds: You stole the lightning bolt!
Percy: *starts to look panicked* I don't know what you're talking about!
Mrs. Dodds: Give it to me! *swoops down and grabs Percy by the shoulders*
Percy: Whoaaaa!
"Come on KELP HEAD! Do something already instead of just looking like a terrified statue!" Clarisse grumbled.
"I JUST NEED TO SAY THAT THIS MOVIE IS INACCURATE! They're portraying me as a guy who looks like he's about to pee his pants from seeing a fury!" Percy complained.
"Are you sure about that?" Clarisse smirked.
Mrs. Dodds: Give it to me! Now! Or I will bite your heart out!
"Aww wittle Annie looks worried!" Travis teased.
"Shut up Travis, and don't call me Annie! Besides why would I be worried, it's just a movie!"
*Door slams open, Grover enters to see Percy dangling in the air*
Grover: Percy!
Mr. Brunner: Release him!
Mrs. Dodds: *Growls* You!
Mr. Brunner: *Starts speaking louder in a threatening way* Release him or I'll tear you to pieces!
"Is it me or is Chiron scaring you right now?" Connor asked.
"It's you."
"Well then!"
Mrs. Dodds: *starts hissing*
Percy: Aaah, whoa!
Mrs. Dodds: *Swoops down slamming Percy to the ground*
Percy: Ow *starts groaning*
"Ooh that's gotta hurt!" Silena said wincing.
Mrs. Dodds: *starts screeching at Percy and then flies out shattering the museum window*
Percy: *Gasping as he gets up* I'm going crazy! Oh! I should be on medication! *starts hyperventilating*
"You already are, aren't you?" Thalia smirked.
"Noo..what makes you think that?" Percy asked looking hurt.
Grover: Percy calm down, okay? Everything is going to be okay!
" Wait Grover, you're not supposed to be there! You're supposed to be somewhere else! And I'm supposed to finish off Mrs. Dodds! Why didn't I kill her?" Percy asked clearly confused.
"Wow, a bit slow there Percy." Beckendorf laughed.
"Oh and by the way Grover! Everything was certainly NOT okay after that!"
Percy: Ohhh, god, wait! *points over to the shattered window* Did that really just happen? She just turned into that thing?
"No. You were hallucinating!" Clarisse replied.
"I like how you refer Alecto as "that thing," Grover cracked a smile.
Mr. Brunner: A fury concealed in our school. I should have known.
Percy: *turns to Grover and Mr. Brunner* Wait, a Fury? What's a Fury? And why did you say you could tear her to pieces?
"Aaahh stop Percy! Stop saying the "F" word! You're supposed to refer them as the Kindly Ones!" Silena exclaimed.
"Typical Percy, always confused and asking questions." Nico sighed.
"Hey! When I first met you, you bombarded me with hundreds of questions!"
"Did you just use a big word?" Clarisse asked faking her surprise.
"Shut up unless you want to be drowned in toilet water like last time." Percy smirked.
"Why I outta-" Clarisse began as she started to get up.
"Clarisse, please. Movie first, then you can pound Percy into kelp!"
"…You're a mean person Thalia."
Mr. Brunner: *lowers voice* What did she want from you?
Percy: *looks around swaying back and forth* She said something about me *sighs* stealing a lightning bolt.
Mr. Brunner: *mutters* They found him….he's in danger.
Percy: *starts freaking out* Who found me?
: Shhh *turns to Grover* He's no longer secure here.
"Did Chiron just shush me?"
"I believe he did young grasshopper."
"Connor…what's with the sensei talk?"
"I dunno its fun. You try it!"
"Okay-"
"No Percy, just no!"
Grover: Okay, where should we move him?
Mr. Brunner: We have no choice. The Camp.
Percy: Huh? What camp? Look, I'm standing right here.
"Funny how Grover and Chiron are ignoring you while you just stand there looking petrified and totally out of it." Annabeth smiled.
"I find the part where they're talking about Percy as if he's box or something and can be shipped out anywhere at any time more funny." Thalia chuckled.
"I like how Chiron refers Camp Half-Blood as, "The Camp." Beckendorf air quoted.
Mr. Brunner: *continues whispering to Grover* If they think he's the thief, there's no where safe on heaven and Earth for him now.
"Yeah I can always count on Chiron for being optimistic." Percy sighed.
"Gasp! Another big word for Percy!"
"Okay Clarisse, we get it! He's a Seaweed Brain; I think we already decided on that a long time ago!" Annabeth quickly replied.
"Thanks Wise Girl."
"Anytime Seaweed Brain,"
"Er Percy,"
"Yeah?"
"I don't think that was supposed to be a compliment."
"Oh…"
: *turns back to Percy* Percy, take this to defend yourself. *takes out a pen* It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. *hands it to Percy* Only use it in times of severe distress.
"Yes! And Riptide finally comes into the movie." Percy smiled.
Percy: This is a pen. *starts waving the pen* This IS A pen!
"Duh, it's a pen." Silena remarked.
"If they wanted to include Riptide in the movie, at least get the type of pen down right! Riptide is a cap pen, not a click pen!" Percy frowned and crossed his arms.
"There, there." Thalia said as she patted him on the head.
"Don't touch my head Thalia,"
Mr. Brunner: Take him to his mother *grabs Grover by the shirt* and don't let him out of your sight!
Grover: *nods and turns back to Percy* Okay. Percy, come on. Come on, man. Come on! *starts turning around*
"Gee thanks Grover, way to make me feel like a dog."
"Blame the script, not me!"
Percy: *follows Grover out the door* Are you guys crazy?
Grover: Let's go!
Percy: This a pen, man.
"Alright Percy! We get that it's a pen!"
"It's not Riptide, that's for sure." Percy grumbled as he consciously patted his pocket containing Riptide.
Percy: What do you want me to do with this?
Grover: Come on!
[Scene changes to Percy and Grover walking out of the Museum]
Percy: Look, man, what's going on?
Grover: Shhh; Look, don't trust anyone okay? Don't look at anybody, just keep walking! *starts walking faster on his crutches*
"Oh yeah, like a guy walking super fast on crutches isn't going to get attention from anyone."
"This movie is starting to confuse me."
Percy: *runs up to catch up with Grover* Why did Mr. Brunner ask you to watch me?
Grover: *turns to Percy* Because I'm your protector!
Percy: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on! *grabs Grover* My protector? Are you kidding?
"No Percy I'm not."
"I know that now Grover,"
Grover: *stops and turns to Percy* What? You think because I'm like this, I'm not capable of keeping you safe?
"Not really…"
"Not helping!"
Percy: Maybe you're not seeing what I'm seeing. You have crutches! *gestures to Grover's crutches*
Grover: Look, I would give my life to secure your well-being.
"That's so awkward." Travis said trying to contain a straight face.
"Thanks G-man, I feel loved."
Percy: *starts to sound exasperated* What are you talking about? What's going on?
"Well apparently movie Percy doesn't feel the love."
Grover: We got to warn your mom. Come on, Perce. *starts walking off*
Percy: *runs up to catch up with Grover*
[Scene changes to Grover and Percy just entering the house]
Gabe: Sally! More beer!
"I really wanna punch this guy," Silena growled.
Percy: Mom! *slams the door*
[Sally walks in from the kitchen pouring more beer for Gabe]
Percy: Hey, Mom, Mom! Mom! Look, we gotta talk, okay?
Gabe: Hey! Can't you see she's servicing me and my friends? *gestures to him and his friends playing poker*
"Selfish pig!" Silena yelled.
"Calm down Silena, calm down."
Percy: *walks over to Gabe* Hey, hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bald-headed freak!
"Woo! Go Percy!" Silena cheered.
"Heh. Bald-headed freak." Connor cracked a smile.
Gabe: *starts getting up*
"Yes! Finally some action!" Clarisse cheered.
Sally: *pushes Gabe back down* No, Gabe! Gabe!
Gabe: *slams Percy into the wall*
Sally: *desperately trying to get Gabe off of Percy*
"I can't watch!" Silena screamed as she covered her face.
"It's not even scary!" Thalia cried.
"I don't care! I can't stand violence!"
Grover: Calm down! *walks over to Gabe and uses his crutches to smash Gabe's toes*
Gabe: Ow *starts groaning*
"Whoa Grover, I never knew that you had that in you to do something like that!" Travis said in disbelief.
Gabe's friend: Whoa!
Percy: *watches Gabe crumble to the floor and then turns to Grover* Hey, nice one.
Grover: *turns to Percy: Like I said, I'm your protector.
Percy: Yeah…
"Awkwardness."
Grover: *turns and walks over to Sally* Sally, Percy has to leave now. Like, right now.
Sally: *whispers* Okay.
[All three rushes out of the door and Scene changes to Sally driving Percy and Grover to Camp Half-Blood]
"Wow, how does your mom just automatically just assume that you're in danger and drive you to Camp Half-Blood."
"Cuz she's awesome like that."
Percy: Look, what's happening? Okay, I swear, I didn't steal anything!
Sally: *turns to Percy* Honey, I believe you. I believe you!
Percy: *sighs and looks out the window* Where are you taking me? What is this camp?
Sally: It's a camp for really special people, like you. *looks over at Percy*
"The way she puts it, makes me sound crazy or something," Silena replied.
Percy: "Special People"? What am I crazy or something?
[Grover sitting awkwardly in the back]
Sally: No, honey, no. *turns to Percy* Percy, this is about your father.
[Scene changes to Sally driving in the nighttime]
Sally: I was just out of school and working at the Jersey Shore when we first met.
"Oh god I hate that show!"
"What? Jersey Shore?"
"Yes! I mean not all Jersey people act like that,"
Sally: *continues* Your father was unlike any guy I'd ever seen. He was just dazzling.
Grover: *in the back eating chips and looking at a map* Mhmm. They're always dazzling.
"Way to go Grover, you just HAD to ruin the mother/son moment."
"Yeah thanks a lot Grover!"
Sally: *turns to Percy* We were really in love, Percy. And then you came along, and then it was just perfect. But he had to leave.
Percy: So he did abandon us.
Sally: *starts shaking her head* No, honey, he was forced to. He loved you. Leaving you, it was probably the most difficult thing he ever did.
[Scene shoes the Minotaur coming up behind a herd of cows as the car speeds away]
"Uh oh…this isn't gonna be good." Silena replied.
Percy: Why did he have to go?
Sally: *turns to Percy* Because he's-
Grover: SALLY, WATCH OUT!
*A cow comes flying out of nowhere and hits the ground. The car starts swerving to avoid hitting the cow*
"AHAHA THAT'S SO RANDOM!" Travis laughed.
"Poor cow," Grover frowned.
[All three screams as the car hits the cow and flips upside down]
"Now that's gotta hurt!"
"That did not happen in real life!" Percy groaned frustrated.
Sally: *weakly* Percy?
Percy: Mom, you all right?
Sally: Yeah, yeah.
Percy: Grover you all right?
Grover: *tries sitting up groaning* Is it me, or is it raining cows.
"IT'S RANDOMLY RAINING COWS!"
Percy: *starts gasping for air when suddenly heavy footsteps start approaching* What's that?
Sally: *starts hitting the car door* Get out! Come on! Come on!
Grover: *starts taking his pant off*
"Aw really Grover? Talk about awkwardness!"
Percy: *looks at Grover* Why are you taking your pants off? What are you doing?
"Ahahaha his facial expression is so funny when he sees Grover taking his pants off."
"Well stuff like that doesn't just happen normally every day."
"You got that right!"
Grover: My job! *reveals his goat legs*
Percy: Whoa! Whoa! You're half donkey! *stares at Grover in disbelief*
Suddenly everyone in the room busted out laughing, all except for Grover who looks very mad crossing his arms.
"Donkey! Seriously?"
Grover: *looks at Percy* I'm half goat! *kicks his legs shattering one of the car window*
"Alright! This guy can't act as me! I already said that we Satyrs don't like being called goats or even half-goats in this case!" Grover huffed.
[The Minotaur starts running to the car]
Grover: *throws his backpack out of the window and crawls out* Guys, watch out, there's glass!
"DUH! That's what happens after glass shatters."
Grover: *gets up and yells* Come on, get out of the car! That thing's getting closer!
Percy: *Grabs one of Grover's crutches* You don't even need these.
Grover: Look, man, those are just for show. Follow me!
Percy: Whoaa!
*The Minotaur starts running towards them*
[All three runs over to the side of the road and jumps over a fence]
Grover: This way, guys! This way! Come on! Come on! Come on, run! Run!
"Okay, it's official. You say come on waaaay too much!"
[All three starts running into the forest right when the Minotaur picks up the car and hurls it towards them-All three ducks after the car flies passes them and crashes]
Grover: *gets up* Come on! Come on!
"Ergh," Thalia muttered clearly annoyed.
[All three starts running almost reaching The Camp Half-Blood arch]
Grover: *exclaims* We're here!
Percy: *looks up at the arch and the Greek words on it start forming into the word, "Camp Half-Blood."*
"Oh come on! They make reading Greek way too easy as if we were professionals at reading Greek; we actually have to practice a lot on it. The words just don't just automatically form into English in our brains!" Annabeth grumbled.
[Percy and Grover runs past the arch with Sally after them, suddenly she staggers back]
Percy: *stops running and runs back to Sally* Mom! What are you doing?
Sally: This is as far as I can go!
"Why can't Percy or Grover just give permission for Sally to enter?" Annabeth asked.
"Ugh! I should've done that!" Grover replied looking mad at himself.
"It's okay Grover; it's not your fault."
Percy: *grabs Sally's hand* Come on!
Sally: *is unable to go through the boundaries* I can't go through! I'm not like you!
Percy: *turns to Sally* Look, I'm not leaving without you!
"Awww how sweet!" Silena cooed.
Sally: *let's go of Percy* You have to! *looks at Percy sadly* You're meant to!
[Suddenly the Minotaur grabs Sally]
Percy: *Run out of the boundaries* Put my mother down!
Sally: *screams* Percy, go! You're safe inside the gate!
Percy: *starts panicking* What can I do?
"Use the pen!" Grover bleated.
Grover: Listen, use the pen!
"Haha nice Grover..and you said that he can't act like you,"
"Now that was just a coincidence,"
Percy: *turns to Grover* What?
Grover: Use Brunner's pen and click it!
"IT'S NOT A CLICK PEN! IT'S A CAP PEN!"
Percy: *drops his backpack and reaches in his jacket and clicks the pen* Whoa! *suddenly the pen turns into a three feet sword*
Sally: *starts screaming as the Minotaur crushes her into dust*
Percy: *Runs up to the Minotaur and starts swinging the sword at the Minotaur. The Minotaur tries to punch him but he ducks and rolls away right when the Minotaur punched the ground*
"Yes! Finally real action! Now that's what I'm talking about! Pound that Minotaur into ground beef!" Clarisse yelled.
Percy: *throws the sword at the Minotaur but misses*
[The Minotaur picks up Percy and hurls him into a tree and starts running towards him]
"It feels weird watching a guy playing as me being hurled around by a big bull."
Percy: *gets up groaning right when the Minotaur is about to head butt Percy with his horns, Percy moves away making the Minotaur slam his horns into the tree*
Grover: Perce, are you okay?
"No he's not! He's trying to take down a Minotaur and you just stand there asking if he okay right after he gets hurled into a tree?" Annabeth yelled.
"Hey this didn't really happen! I actually fainted before he took down the Minotaur thank you very much!"
"Yeah and then you kept muttering about wanting food which wasn't really helping," Percy added.
"Awww, Annabeth is being protective of Percy. So cute!" Silena smiled. Immediately Percy and Annabeth's face both turned red.
"I'm just worried that he had to deal with fighting a Minotaur because you know that part's true." Annabeth answered quickly.
Percy: *watches the Minotaur rip the horns out of the tree trunk and stares at his sword laying a few feet away from the Minotaur and then to the one horn stuck in the tree trunk]
*Minotaur gets up roaring*
Percy: *Run to the horn and tries to pull it out*
Grover: Percy! Behind you!
Percy: *Pulls out the horn right when the Minotaur is coming at him and stabs the Minotaur in the chest*
"YAY PERCY!" Silena cheered.
*The Minotaur then roars and staggers back falling*
Percy: *drops the horn*
Grover: Perce, you okay?
Percy: I'm not feeling…*collapses*
Grover: Percy! *Grabs Percy*
To Be Continued…
So I hope you guys like this chapter, I tried to make it longer for you guys and partially because I think you guys all deserved a longer chapter! Anyways please R&R(: Love you guys so much! Enjoy! ~nancirulez