I've seen a lot of these type of fics in other fandoms, but none in The Vampire Diaries. So here we gooo...
DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, i don't own TVD. Or Ian.
(As it's crack fic, It'll be in script format, with myself as the host [Referred to as LFG])
LFG: Hello and welcome to the show! Today we are lucky enough to welcome the cast of the vampire diaries onto are stage, and you'll all be given a chance to ask them the questions you've always wanted the answers for!
First we welcome ELENA GILBERT!
Elena: *Walks onto stage and sits on a chair that magically appeared.*
LFG: Good afternoon Elena. As procedure I'm going to ask you the first question. How did you feel after your parents death?
Elena: *A little taken aback* Oh...Well...It was...uh...very difficult, especially when Jeremy started...
LFG: As much as i'd LOVE to hear about your past emotional troubles, it's time to welcome someone else onto stage. None other then... *Loonnngg Pause in which a few people die of old age* DAAAMOONNN SAALLVAATOOORRREEE!
Damon: *Sits next to Elena at vampire speed*
Elena: AHH! DAMON!
LFG: That was cool...
Damon: *Smirk*
Elena: Damon, must you sit that close to me? *Sigh*
Damon: *Feigns hurt* Well my dear Elena i do apologise. *Moves incredibly close and whispers in her ear* I'll try to keep my distance in future...
Elena: Damon. I'm warning you.
Damon: *Sits back in his chair smugly* I'll stop now princess. for now. Besides, with how fast your heart's beating right now, i wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
Elena: *Clenches Teeth* Shutup.
LFG: Okay okay, calm down now guys. This isn't Jerry Springer. Annywaaay..Damon, time for your first question...What's the best thing about being a vampire?
Damon: Well. I'd have to say it was the power. *GLares menacingly at the audience* Just knowing that you can end some ones life like *Clicks* that. Knowing that if you want them, you get them. You mere humans are powerless.
LFG: *Looks Between Damon and the audience.* Damon...No eating my audience.
Damon: Or what?
LFG: *Stabs him in the leg with a varvain covered stake*
Damon: AAHHHHH! WTF?
LFG: Trust me...that hurt me much more then it did you...
Damon: *Snarls as he removes the stake*
LFG: Now he knows who's boss...Next up is Stefan Salvatore!
Stefan: *Walks in like a human and sits on the other side of Elena. Puts his arm round Elena. Looks at Damon. Burst out laughing.* WHat happened to you? HA!
Damon: Watch it. Broiher.
LFG: You want another one Damon?
Damon: *Sulks*
LFG: Anyywaay, now we have Stefan. Stefaann...Your question is...What do you think of...Twilight?
Stefan: I hate it. Ever since Elena forced me to wa...
ELena: Woah woah woah WOAH! Forced you? *Pulls away* You practically BEGGED me to watch it with you and you LOVED it. Don't lie Stefan.
Stefan: Well...uh...I... *Goes as red as a tomato*
LFG: *Manic laughter*
Damon: *Major smirk to end all smirks* Why lie brother? Not like you have a reputation to protect. Unlike moi.
LFG: Well...Before these lot kill eachother, that's the end of the first show. Send reviews in with your questions and they WILL be answered. P.S You can ask ANY character a question, i'll bring them in for it. It would've just been too much to handle with all the characters on stage at once...
TIll next time folks! xD